[November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] Read 126 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. [November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] on September 25, 2018, 08:01:47 PM In the early evening, an owl arrives at Figaro's flat.To: FigFrom: Fauna(please open, not a trap)Happy late birthday!Below the note youre going to see a terrible plaid mishapen thing that is actually part of your gift. Don't throw it out! I mean, unless you want to. I mean, at least look at it first. It's a...............Jacket! A yellow plaid jacket that is competing with your red plaid trousers for worst clothing in the world. Isn't it great? It's sorta Hufflepuff.But there you go. I got you a book. It's in the jacket. Don't throw that out, either. I mean, you can. I mean, I'd understand? I got it from, haha, Whizzhard books. It's about unicorns[1]! So funny! (Is this funny? I'm starting to doubt).Right. Happy Birthday! I'm sorry I missed your party. Do you want to catch up Would like to catch up withUmHow are you? Do you want to meet not at a bookstore?~Fauna 1. Bloody and Sacred, a History of Unicorns Skip to next post Re: [November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] Reply #1 on September 28, 2018, 12:24:21 PM The laden owl found Figaro Sellaphix on the fifth floor balcony of the converted chemical factory were he lived. Behind him, his flat was unusually tidy - his dad had surprised him, and the least of that overwhelming experience was that he'd cleaned up. It was cold, growing dark, and Rafe had left. Figaro was happy to bundle in a blanket, listen to music, and think of nothing. He'd mostly forgotten his birthday, so his first thought on seeing the sender was a bit of regret for when he'd last seen Fauna. The letter attached seemed like an earnest attempt to forget everything that had happened. Even the final line was more an intercession than an acknowledgement. Figaro was willing to internalize this premise. How could they reconcile that disaster? Might be easier to just leave it. The jacket was perfectly atrocious and even he has the good sense to avoid the suggested combination. But on it's own, he liked it. And the book...21 Nov 2011Faun, Leave it to you to give Figaro Sellaphix a BOOK. Not sure if compliment or irony. Anyway, thanks. Good resource for next time I see a unicorn. And I can be like, I know facts about your history. And he'll be like, mad for it mate, you are the best thank you for knowing my history. And I'll be like, yea mate learnt it from a book. And he'll be like, good for you. Have you ever pet a wolf? <- ignoreYes, I will meet you at not a book store. Got loads to tell you. Fig Skip to next post Re: [November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] Reply #2 on September 28, 2018, 07:28:16 PM Fig, I mean, when you meet a unicorn, I was thinking you could use the book as a shield, because remember that day in CoMC? (or any day in any class with OMorain). The book has some heft to it (why do I talk like an Auror all the time now). <-- Ignore! As I was saying, if a unicorn runs at you and for some Merlin forsaken reason you do not have a wand or I confiscated (IGNORE), hold the book in front of you and you'll only lose the first few chapters on um.... I did not actually read it. You'll have to let me know if it's too bloody or too sacred or something. You'll have to help me make better jokes, ok? This is what happens when we don't talk for a while.Ok so! Spellpunk is having something called a Tetrawizard Trivia night which is kind of scary to me, but we could find a table away from the mad ones?Faun Skip to next post Re: [November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] Reply #3 on September 28, 2018, 11:02:41 PM Fauna! Yes, you must stop this. I hate to lay blame, but of the two of us, I was the one carrying the jokes of our last "'''conversations''''. Weren't you taking notes? I cant believe you actually arrested Spellpunk quiz night? YES??? Blake you must remember I twas a champion at that thing. We are going to destroy. Bring your victory hat because of all the victory that will be had. By us. See you then!FIGPS Yes I remember that day in O'Moron's class. I swear he was gleeful to have us all dead by Christmas. Skip to next post
[November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] on September 25, 2018, 08:01:47 PM In the early evening, an owl arrives at Figaro's flat.To: FigFrom: Fauna(please open, not a trap)Happy late birthday!Below the note youre going to see a terrible plaid mishapen thing that is actually part of your gift. Don't throw it out! I mean, unless you want to. I mean, at least look at it first. It's a...............Jacket! A yellow plaid jacket that is competing with your red plaid trousers for worst clothing in the world. Isn't it great? It's sorta Hufflepuff.But there you go. I got you a book. It's in the jacket. Don't throw that out, either. I mean, you can. I mean, I'd understand? I got it from, haha, Whizzhard books. It's about unicorns[1]! So funny! (Is this funny? I'm starting to doubt).Right. Happy Birthday! I'm sorry I missed your party. Do you want to catch up Would like to catch up withUmHow are you? Do you want to meet not at a bookstore?~Fauna 1. Bloody and Sacred, a History of Unicorns Skip to next post
Re: [November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] Reply #1 on September 28, 2018, 12:24:21 PM The laden owl found Figaro Sellaphix on the fifth floor balcony of the converted chemical factory were he lived. Behind him, his flat was unusually tidy - his dad had surprised him, and the least of that overwhelming experience was that he'd cleaned up. It was cold, growing dark, and Rafe had left. Figaro was happy to bundle in a blanket, listen to music, and think of nothing. He'd mostly forgotten his birthday, so his first thought on seeing the sender was a bit of regret for when he'd last seen Fauna. The letter attached seemed like an earnest attempt to forget everything that had happened. Even the final line was more an intercession than an acknowledgement. Figaro was willing to internalize this premise. How could they reconcile that disaster? Might be easier to just leave it. The jacket was perfectly atrocious and even he has the good sense to avoid the suggested combination. But on it's own, he liked it. And the book...21 Nov 2011Faun, Leave it to you to give Figaro Sellaphix a BOOK. Not sure if compliment or irony. Anyway, thanks. Good resource for next time I see a unicorn. And I can be like, I know facts about your history. And he'll be like, mad for it mate, you are the best thank you for knowing my history. And I'll be like, yea mate learnt it from a book. And he'll be like, good for you. Have you ever pet a wolf? <- ignoreYes, I will meet you at not a book store. Got loads to tell you. Fig Skip to next post
Re: [November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] Reply #2 on September 28, 2018, 07:28:16 PM Fig, I mean, when you meet a unicorn, I was thinking you could use the book as a shield, because remember that day in CoMC? (or any day in any class with OMorain). The book has some heft to it (why do I talk like an Auror all the time now). <-- Ignore! As I was saying, if a unicorn runs at you and for some Merlin forsaken reason you do not have a wand or I confiscated (IGNORE), hold the book in front of you and you'll only lose the first few chapters on um.... I did not actually read it. You'll have to let me know if it's too bloody or too sacred or something. You'll have to help me make better jokes, ok? This is what happens when we don't talk for a while.Ok so! Spellpunk is having something called a Tetrawizard Trivia night which is kind of scary to me, but we could find a table away from the mad ones?Faun Skip to next post
Re: [November 21] Cleansweep it up [Figaro] Reply #3 on September 28, 2018, 11:02:41 PM Fauna! Yes, you must stop this. I hate to lay blame, but of the two of us, I was the one carrying the jokes of our last "'''conversations''''. Weren't you taking notes? I cant believe you actually arrested Spellpunk quiz night? YES??? Blake you must remember I twas a champion at that thing. We are going to destroy. Bring your victory hat because of all the victory that will be had. By us. See you then!FIGPS Yes I remember that day in O'Moron's class. I swear he was gleeful to have us all dead by Christmas. Skip to next post
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