Whine
Whine: It's made of real gripes!
Whine is the name brand of a series of different wines that criticize you every time you pour a glass. They comment on your rosy cheeks, the amount you serve yourself, and even recognize those who come back for more! They will also offer gentle reminders not to apparate after consumption.
Types of Whine
Pinot No way: A delicate red wine that tastes of raspberries and cherry. It is versatile and pairs well with most any dish.
MerNo: Soft and supple, with flavors of plum and blackberry. Pairs well with meat dishes such as beef and lamb
Couldyounot Sauvignon: Heavy bodied, aged in oak. With flavors of chocolate, currants, and plums. Pairs well with beef and lamb.
Reasoning Riesling: A crisp wine with pear, lime, and honey flavors. Pairs well with spicy foods, poultry, and pork.
ChardonNay: Hints of apple, rich oak and honey flavors. Pairs well with seafood.
Rosé No!: Dominant flavours of citrus and strawberry with a nutty aftertaste. Good with light, summery foods.
Noscato: A sweet, fruity wine with a delicate sparkle. It comes in a pink or a white variety.
Whine at Absit Omen:
- Miranda Storm once ended up supplying a St Mungo's Hospital fundraiser with Whine by accident
