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Penelope Pickler

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Penelope, or Penny to her close friends, is attached to Being Division on Level 4. She specialises in diversity and tolerance, and delivers trainings on how to treat beings with sensitivity and appropriate behaviour. All new recruits to the Ministry pass through her training sessions, and other members of staff are often signed up to join them for 'refreshers' or rather, reminders.

Penelope prefers to refer to her trainees by first name. Her trainings are a mix of question and answer and role play. She has a very open mind, sweet but firm temperament but is very optimistic and naive, so grates against the older, more traditional staff who disagree with her views and teachings.

Penelope is a vegan, and an advocate for SPEW. She has a brother, Peter, working on Level 1.

Gems of Pickler Wisdom

Penelope is one for sprinkling 'wise' phrases throughout her training. She has many of them, quite a number had been in rhyme or with alliteration in the hope that they might stick in people’s heads.

  • Sarcasm is not a valid form of placating humour
  • Immerse yourself in the diverse and be sure to converse
  • Don't be adverse, think diverseI
  • If you curse the diverse it'll only get worse