Missing Bodies Remain Undiscovered
4 March 2018 - A spokesperson for St.Mungo's Hospital has announced they are yet to discover the whereabouts of several bodies that have disappeared from the hospital mortuary. However, the Department of Magical Law Enforcement assures the public that a thorough investigation is ongoing and measures are being taken to protect the involved areas.

"We ask for the public to remain calm, and remind them that no harm has come to any living entities in the hospital," concludes the most recent press statement. [...]

New Form of Muse Discovered
21 March 2018 - The Department of Magical Law Enforcement wishes to warn the public of Myst, a new derivative of the Muse drug still circulating in underground wizarding circles. Myst is said to be an airborne form of the hallucinogen, manifesting as a pink smog, with the potential to be weaponised.

Anyone exposed to the substance must immediately report to St.Mungo's for treatment. [...]

Missing Goblin Washes Up
24 March 2018 -  Late last evening, the body of a Goblin was spotted washed up in Southbank, London, on the River Thames. Obliviators were immediately dispatched to deal with muggle witnesses and an investigation has been opened by Magical Law Enforcement on account of injuries patently sustained.

The Goblin has been positively identified as Ozz through papers found on his person. According to his associates, Ozz had been missing for a full week prior to discovery.

"We extend our utmost condolences to the victim's friends and family members," reads the DMLE statement released early this morning. "Those with information pertaining to the incident are asked to reach out to authorities as soon as possible." [...]

Byatt Trial to Begin
27 March 2018 -  Carla Byatt will be facing the Winzengamot in early April. The witch is only one of three culprits responsible for January's attack[1] on Werewolf Wing Head Bruce Ballentyne. Her refusal to name fellow co-conspirators will no doubt play a part in the sentencing.

Byatt's lawyer, Cornelius Wooster, remains optimistic in the face of public condemnation. ELF has once more denied involvement in any criminal activity, and "trusts that justice will be commensurately served."[...]

1.	3rd Jan - Head of Werewolf Wing Attacked

Magpie Massacre
11 March 2018 - Despite a much deserved win over the Holyhead Harpies yesterday morning, the Montrose Magpies suffered two major injuries over the course of a most heated game.

"The players will be right as rain by Friday!" insists their spokesperson. Tensions are running high as we approach the end of the season. The Falmouth Falcons swooped in with a very close win against the Kenmere Kestrels, while Caerphilly Catapaults suffered a staggering 30-230 defeat against Tutshill Tornadoes. [...]

Bleeding Hearts and More
23 March 2018 - According to reports, the Ministry's Being Division will soon be carrying out investigations of a traditional vampiric practice known as a 'Bloodwell'. While rarely seen in modern covens, this practice has been essential to the survival of vampires in eras of persecution. A Bloodwell is a human being who consents to being kept by a vampire coven for the purpose of live feeding, with the understanding of a mutually beneficial relationship.[...]

Magizoologists in a Muddle
25 March 2018 - Heated debates have broken out in the lead-up to the annual Magizoologist Summit next month, as Far Eastern Draconology experts disagree that the Chinese Fireball dragon is Chinese in origin. Some argue that the distinction is pedantic while others believe it is ahistorical and inaccurate to claim as much. The summit is set to be an especially fiery one this year. [...]

Carstairs On The Rise
30 March 2018 -  Earnest Carstairs, Captain of the Falmouth Falcons and Chaser on the national team, has reportedly landed an endorsement deal with Pick-Me-Up Pal. The brand is widely popular with our American cousins across the pond and is quickly gaining favour in wizarding Britain. Carstairs is set to be the face of their new line of sports recovery tonics.[...]