Mr A Pepper
Murray Estate
Wiltshire
Mr N Kesali
…
… somewhere in the country
…
Tuesday 4th September
Dear Professor Kesali,
Sorry, old habits die hard, Sir. Ambrose here, Ambrose Pepper. Sorry it’s been a long time since I’ve written. Probably best I don’t start a letter with a third sorry for saying sorry so often, but nearly did. I hope you are well. What are you up to these days? My brother Tim (he’s in Ravenclaw) says that Professor Hendurabi from Durmstrang is now the charms teacher at Hogwarts. I think they had trouble finding anyone as good as you, Sir.
This week would have been my first week as a seventh year at Hogwarts, but instead I attended a full day learning how to handle acromantulas. Easy - no worse than dealing with Professor Storm on a bad day! No, I joke, nothing about beast handling is truly easy, but I did better than some of the older apprentices who did their NEWTs. That made me proud. Acromantulas are truly massive. The size of carthorses. I wouldn’t want to try and ride one like a carthorse though. You have to win the respect of an acromantula and they’re clever, like sphinxes.
I’ve met those Not that I’ve met any of those.
I had go get an international portkey to…
Ambrose rambles on about the experience, clearly very excited at the whole ordeal and proud of how well he handled it, but rather modest.Hogwarts going back reminded me to write to you, you see. I still am forever grateful for all your help with my OWLS. I would never have got my
acceptable grade
[1] without you teaching me how to do things without speaking the incantations, and fighting my corner with the other professors. I mean, I’m not perfect these days either, but I’m slightly less likely to blow things up.
Ambrose rambles on again about a weekend intensive course on how to ride kelpies which he attended in June, and a week long camp led by a centaur to improve his ‘fitness, resolve and fortitude’ alongside trainee hitwizards, aurors and such, where he is excited to update Gale on the adventures of some of Gale’s once NEWT students like Raine Almasy. ‘She’s an animagus and fought proper dark wizards already!’One of my other proudest moments this year had to be capturing a griffin
[2] that was sent to the Minister for Magic. I caught it right in the corridor (with some help) right in front of him too. I did it with a tray of breakfast, it was amazing. I had to take it to the office in a suitcase!
I’m hoping to retake my apparition exam soon. I failed first time. It had been going so well until I splinched.
[3] It was so embarrassing! I splinched my bum! They had to regrow it in St Mungo’s. Worse it was Healer Misslethorpe and he’s like a family friend, and Meredith Misslethorpe’s dad. Have you ever splinched? I can tell you it’s a real pain in the arse, ha ha!
I better finish my letter now, as it’s my turn to change Amelia. She’s almost one and a half now, and sweet as can be. She likes to nick my toast in the morning and try and walk around in my work boots, even though they come up to her knees. Super cute. Dad and Gabrielle send their love too.
If you’re ever in London, let me know. I can buy you drinks now!
Yours,
Ambrose