Anton


Sasha


Konrad
Rumor has it Churchill College has cookies

Heather
Here at Queen's college:


Anton
Are those brownie-brownies or *BROWNIES*? 
We want the Woofstock Brownies


Sasha
Someone, please remind me there's life beyond books. 

Sasha
Someone, please remind me there's life beyond books.

Abby:
Let's go out tonight! <3 I bet I can round up a bunch of our friends to go pub-hopping.

Sasha
Abby!
That sounds perfect!


Heather


Sasha
Don't. 
Stop. 
Just don't.

Heather
Materials science lab report
Mathematics midterm

Sasha
Heather's inner spirit:


Heather
Evolution paper...


Sasha
I want to, but I think I'm trapped until the weekend. 
Saturday?

Sasha
Abby!
That sounds perfect!


Abby
On my way!



Sasha
I want to, but I think I'm trapped until the weekend. 
Saturday?

Abby
Saturday will work! I just found out that three different people have birthdays in November and I MAY, I may have suggested a birthday bash for all of them. (Figaro, Virgil, Nicholas) LOLLL. I hope you're ready to party!


Abby
Virgil is already planning his outfit.


Abby
Nick threatened to wear his birthday suit

Fauna


Abby
@Fauna what is Fig up to?

Fauna
I think he's started without us!

Abby
On my way!


Sasha
I mean.  If you aren't busy. 
A little distraction wouldn't be too bad. 

Anton


Heather


Sasha
Study breaks are important for long term retention.

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Abby
Saturday will work! I just found out that three different people have birthdays in November and I MAY, I may have suggested a birthday bash for all of them. (Figaro, Virgil, Nicholas) LOLLL. I hope you're ready to party!


Anton


Sasha
Sorry Anton, she didn't mean you.  Notice whose news feed this is?

Anton


Anton
Hey!  Where's your manners, Rude Rudi?  I know you were taught better then that. 

Sasha
Really, Anton.  It's a strange group of friends.  I'm not sure you'd fit in. 

Anton
I lived with you for six years.  I'm sure I'll be fine. 


Anton
Abby, Please?  Invite me.  He's being a


Abby
Virgil is already planning his outfit.


Sasha
LOL
I can't tell if that's creepy or hilarious.
Now, I want to give him a bowl of Count Chocula cereal with no explanation.

Abby
Nick threatened to wear his birthday suit

Fauna


Sasha
I mean, let's be honest.  It is a suit.  That has to mean it's a step up from the normal attire, right? 


Abby
@Fauna what is Fig up to?

Fauna
I think he's started without us!


Sasha
Oh.  Em.  Gee.  Fig is totally Shaggy. 
And, I can see Moira being Velma. 

Anton
Which leaves...


Anton
Oh come on...you can't leave me out of the Scooby gang! 
I mean, I'll be Scooby Doo if I have to!

Sasha
Really, Anton.  It's a strange group of friends.  I'm not sure you'd fit in. 

Anton
I lived with you for six years.  I'm sure I'll be fine. 


Abby
How do I put this? Most of our friends are rock people.


Fauna


Anton
Abby, Please?  Invite me.  He's being a


Abby
An eggplant? If Sasha were a vegetable he'd be one cool cucumber

Fauna
Um, Abby?

Abby
Yes Fauna?

Fauna
I'll explain it to you later.
In the meantime...


Abby
Rock people!

Fauna
Also vegetable people

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Abby
Virgil is already planning his outfit.


Sasha
LOL
I can't tell if that's creepy or hilarious.
Now, I want to give him a bowl of Count Chocula cereal with no explanation.

Abby
Both creepy and hilarious! And you should. I'm sure he'll have the munchies.

Abby
Nick threatened to wear his birthday suit

Fauna


Sasha
I mean, let's be honest.  It is a suit.  That has to mean it's a step up from the normal attire, right? 


Abby
LOL that's definitely his "ready to party" expression.

Abby
@Fauna what is Fig up to?

Fauna
I think he's started without us!


Sasha
Oh.  Em.  Gee.  Fig is totally Shaggy. 
And, I can see Moira being Velma. 

Abby
I totally see it!

Anton
Which leaves...


Abby
Awww!

Anton
Oh come on...you can't leave me out of the Scooby gang! 
I mean, I'll be Scooby Doo if I have to!

Abby
Sasha? How do we say no to this face?


Fauna
I mean.... he doesn't have to be Scooby Doo. There are other options.

Abby
How do I put this? Most of our friends are rock people.


Fauna


Anton
Are you saying I can't hang with rock people? 
Are you suggesting I'm not rock people compatible? 
Am I not worthy of the rock people club?


Abby
An eggplant? If Sasha were a vegetable he'd be one cool cucumber

Anton
Yes.  From what I understand, Sasha has a very cold cucumber. 
What a sad, sad cucumber. 

Fauna
Um, Abby?

Anton
Faun-a-donno ... Shhhh
Don't spoil it 

Abby
Yes Fauna?

Fauna
I'll explain it to you later.
In the meantime...


Abby
Rock people!

Fauna
Also vegetable people


Anton
It's a cornucopia of eggplants and cucumbers! 
And a tomato.  Whose role in this allegory is unclear.
But ... for your sake, I definitely hope it's an eggplant and not a cucumber.

Sasha
Abby - the eggplant emoji is used to represent a certain human appendage. 
Picture it flesh colored.  And, attached to the male half of the population.

Anton
And chasing a tomato.


Sasha
Don't you have a paper?

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Abby
Sasha? How do we say no to this face?


Sasha
How do I state the obvious, without stating the obvious?

Fauna
I mean.... he doesn't have to be Scooby Doo. There are other options.


Anton
Okay. 
So far, you've compared your group to Scooby Doo AND Buffy.
You've claimed birthday suits are involved. 
And a dracula costume
And dancing
HOW AM I NOT INVITED??!!
 

Sasha


Anton

Anton
Are you saying I can't hang with rock people? 
Are you suggesting I'm not rock people compatible? 
Am I not worthy of the rock people club?


Abby
Trust me! You aren't missing anything! Do you really want to be these guys?

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Anton
It's a cornucopia of eggplants and cucumbers! 
And a tomato.  Whose role in this allegory is unclear.
But ... for your sake, I definitely hope it's an eggplant and not a cucumber.

Sasha
Abby - the eggplant emoji is used to represent a certain human appendage. 
Picture it flesh colored.  And, attached to the male half of the population.

Anton
And chasing a tomato.

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Abby
Wow, it all makes sense now!

Fauna


Abby


Fauna
 

Abby
You really need to watch/read/fangirl Game of Thrones.

Fauna
Maybe I'd watch it?  You havn't seen it yet either, right?


Abby
Not yet. oh look at everything going my way


Fauna
Your halloween costume... costumes!... make sense now.

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Abby
Sasha? How do we say no to this face?


Sasha
How do I state the obvious, without stating the obvious?

Fauna
I mean.... he doesn't have to be Scooby Doo. There are other options.


Anton
Okay. 
So far, you've compared your group to Scooby Doo AND Buffy.
You've claimed birthday suits are involved. 
And a dracula costume
And dancing
HOW AM I NOT INVITED??!!
 

Abby
We only pretend to be cool!


Sasha


Abby
Fauna! I just realized that's you from Halloween!

Fauna
FINALLY. THANK YOU

Abby


Anton


Abby
Sashaaaa, you're going to have to explain the obvious because I don't have the willpower!

Abby
Trust me! You aren't missing anything! Do you really want to be these guys?


Anton
Do I want to hang with Beavis and Butthead? 
Is that a rhetorical question?

Sasha
She asked if we want to be those guys. 
As in, in this group, you'd be a bit ... honestly, the analogy says it best.

Anton
We can be ... we ARE Beavis and Butthead

Sasha
I thought we were Professor X and Magneto

Anton
You're right.  I'm much more like Michael Fassbender.   
Which do you think I look more like, Abby?

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Abby
Wow, it all makes sense now!

Sasha
This might be of help in the future. 
There are a number of food-anatomic analogies. 

Anton
Like. 

Sasha
... Even I don't know what sushi means.

Anton
Of course you wouldn't. 

Abby
You really need to watch/read/fangirl Game of Thrones.

Anton
Agreed.  You do. 
Everyone does. 
Alcohol makes everything better. 


Fauna
Your halloween costume... costumes!... make sense now.

Anton
They went as a Westoros couples costume?  And, I wasn't invited?

I bet they even had a direwolf.  Everyone loves the direwolves. 

Sasha
Oh, the cultural differences of rock people. 

Anton
See all I'm missing out on?
Best way to overcome cultural differences is to be a tourist.

Abby
We only pretend to be cool!


Anton
Sasha's the king of pretending to be cool and not succeeding! 
Sasha:

Abby
Sashaaaa, you're going to have to explain the obvious because I don't have the willpower!

Sasha
But...I don't know how to explain it because ... 

And, Fauna's on my facebook feed, after all. 
Big brother is watching...

Anton
Fauna's a big brother?  Wooah...
I'll just follow you anyway. 
You've built up way too much expectation to do otherwise..