Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
"WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
- YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO—
- THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!"
- classic advertisment from WWW's first year Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes 
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is a joke shop founded by the Weasley twins, George and the late Fred, located at Number 93 Diagon Alley. The shop is a continuation of the pranks invented by the twins during their school years and the financial backing of Harry Potter. Beyond pranks the shop also sells defensive equipment, love potions, pygmy puffs and "muggle magic tricks" which are nothing like what can be done with a wand.
At Absit Omen
In the post war years when the shop reopened George made good on a business deal the twins once had to buy Zonko's Joke Shop in Hogsmeade. Zonko's and WWW are now partners in a co-operative, selling select pranks from one shop in the other.
Staff
- George Weasley, founder
- Fred Weasley, founder (deceased)
- Verity? [1]
- Cassiopeia Grimlish, clerk
Products
- Logorrhea, a fizzy drink with mild truth potion properties
- Stinking Smoke Bombs, small round pellets that explode into a cloud of stinky smoke when you throw them on the floor
- Fire & Belchstone, a tablet you swallow to get fire-burps. [2]
- Tagger Paint, color changing paint spray cans of various sizes. Refillable in store. Artwork self animates and resists washing.
- Til Death Do Us Mark Black Marker, a fat black marker whose ink is very difficult to remove
Floor Plan
