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'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_the_Brave Scotland the Brave]''' is one of the "unofficial national anthems" of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland Scotland]. At the Hogmanay feast at MacFusty Castle in early 2008, Angus MacFusty and [[Jason MacDonell]], both of whom were intensely proud of their Scottish heritage and had been drinking for a few hours, "revised" the song to reflect Scotland's wizarding history.


===Lyrics===

VERSE ONE

Magic glens, enchanted islands,

Wild moors, majestic Highlands,

All these and more are my lands, the land I crave!

Where dwells the mighty wizard,

And storms the freezing blizzard,

And flies the great black lizard!  Scotland the Brave!


CHORUS

Scotland, the fairest land!

Loved by your every clan!

Humbly the seas your resplendent shores lave!

Wizard and Muggle love thee!

No land we place above thee!

Always do we think of thee, Scotland the Brave!


VERSE TWO

Brave lad and gorgeous lassie,

Mountains tall and meadows grassy,

Lochs shining clean and glassy, where kelpies dwell!

Creaothceann we invented!

Manliness it sure augmented!

Though our heads sure wound up dented...oh, bloody hell...


CHORUS


VERSE THREE

Land of the fairest Raven,

Home of the wizards' haven,

Deeply your deeds are graven in th’eternal stone!

Hogwarts!  Our brightest jewel!

Britain’s children here we school,

So they may justly rule, when they are grown.


CHORUS


===References and Development===

The first verse references the Hebridean Black dragon; the MacFusty Clan have served as custodians of this beast for centuries, and Angus MacFusty refused to allow any wizarding Scottish anthem that did not mention it. Equally insistent was MacDonell in referring to Rowena Ravenclaw, who was herself from Scotland, and in whose House MacDonell had been at Hogwarts; she is "the fairest Raven" in the first line of the last verse.

Other Wizarding references are:
*The reference to kelpies in the second verse is specifically about the Loch Ness Kelpie.
*Creaothceann, an extremely dangerous Scottish predecessor of Quidditch, made illegal in 1762
*Hogsmeade Village, the only all-Wizarding locale in Britain (the "wizards' haven")
*Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

===Omitted Lyrics===

As the night wore on and MacFusty and MacDonell continued to drink and create, they came up with a fourth verse:

<blockquote style="background-color: #263034; padding: 10px;">
<p>Quintapeds they prowl on Drear,</p>
<p>Eat you up if you draw near!</p>
<p>We’ve many beasts to fear, but Scotsmen fear nothing!</p>
<p>Except our Scottish wifies,</p>
<p>Those redheads, they’ll end your life-y…</p>
<p>Here she comes!  She’s got a knife-y!  That’s gonna sting...</p></blockquote>

Drear refers to the Isle of Drear at the far north of Scotland, which is the only known home of the extremely lethal monster, the Quintaped.

At the "suggestion" of Celia MacFusty and [[Aurora MacDonell]] (both of whom were redheads), the fourth verse was omitted from the final version.