It's finally happening! Rumor has it that the Sorting Hat is awake after two long months of "self-care". #goals

According to sources, one first year guinea pig was sorted in a secret experiment once the Hat started talking again some time last week. No word on who the lucky kid is, but there may or may not be odds on that. (bruno *cough*)

Whatever happened, however the Hat got fixed or who broke it in the first place and why we never got to see a Professor Storm version of Sorting … Halloween supper is supposedly going to be Sorting Feast 2: Magical Boogaloo.

But what does that mean for the rest of us? Time to move all your stuff out of the first year dorms because the ankle-biters are coming and someone gave them wands.[2]

1.	No such person
2.	Rumors are rumors! None of this is necessarily true.