An Article by Penelope Featherfair

Alex Cooper, the often masochistic heroine of the Chudley Cannons, she's been a whole magnet for controversy, like the muggle wrestling she is often given as a role model but do we ever want our role models to be self harming witches flying through the air and jumping infront of Bludgers? If anything this recent news on her state has been enough to seal the deal on why she is still on the team, even despite her sudden break.

Well my readers. It is now confirmed she is pregnant, as she has been sported with a baby bump as she was shopping, not only that but by our reports, she at this point is around 29 weeks. (About 6 months for our male readers) And that it was at a Christmas party for her team!

This just confirms that she is sleeping with players to keep herself on the team, as there was no way she was capable of staying on the team with her own reckless abandon. So now it comes down to the who most likely candidates for her baby daddy is.

Dear Reader. From the list of candidates I have the most realistic options here, narrowed down to 2.

First you have Flash Lockhart, the eccentric and beloved head of the Department of Magical Games and Sport. As he is known to be a Quidditch fan (Who wouldn't be? Especially with the current league the way it is!) However I feel he is too sensible to be corrupted by the harlot.

The one who I personally view is the culprit, is Johnathon Fireheart, the beloved team Captain and fellow Beater of Alex Cooper, who should henceforth be known as the Team "Meat" Beater. I'm sure you've all seen the looks between the two as they play, and who else has enough sway to not only keep her as the primary Beater, but also to keep her on the team despite her pregnancy.

What do you think dear Readers? Remember to send your correspondence and news to Qudditch Facts Weekly, and to keep subscribed for more news on the baby brewer as things develop!

Yours Truly.
Miss Penelope Featherfair