Louis Dinklage
From Absit Omen Lexicon
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| Louis Dinklage | |
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| Biographical Information | |
| Born | 30 July 1965, 47 |
| Current City | London, England |
| Blood status | Half-blood |
| Physical Information | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6’5 |
| Marks/Tattoos | Scars and bite marks from werewolf attack |
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| Patronus | Polar Bear |
| Education | |
| School | Hogwarts |
| House | Hufflepuff |
| Class of | 1983 |
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| Character Information | |
| Playby | Vincent Peter “Vinnie” Jones |
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The scowling but eloquent Head of Security at Lapin. He is fluent in many dialects and languages, though he usually chooses to demonstrate this by telling people to fuck off. Works out at The Whine Cellar. Is six-feet-five bros with Kamalei Tamatoa.
Fun Facts
- He enjoys tea. A lot. He's very particular about it. But at the end of his rope he will have nothing less than three fingers of your hardest firewhiskey.
- A faithful fan of Keeping Up Appearances.
- He can speak over ten languages with his eyebrows alone.
- A cat person, he owns a darling ball of fluff that turns into a furious ball of spit and evil when provoked; her name is Poppet and she likes to chew on raw meat.
