Lapin
“For werewolves, owned by werewolves.”
Lapin is an illicit, underground, Unplottable gay werewolf club/bar owned by werewolves, for werewolves, located in London… for now. There are several Vanishing entrances (or “rabbit holes”) to the club all over London. One of them is located in Puddifoot's.
Private rooms are soundproofed; the sofas and pillow pits are very, very large; and the drinks are very, very strong.
Club Information
| Tuesday - Thursday | Friday - Saturday | Full Moons |
| 6:00 PM - 3:00 AM | 6:00 PM - 6:00 AM | Closed. |
Happy Hour
Runs from 7 PM to 9 PM, with Ladies' Night on Tuesdays.
Special Events
Lapin also regularly hosts weekly karaoke nights on Thursdays and monthly wet T-shirt contests on Wednesdays, dancing contests on Fridays, and drag queen contests on Saturdays.
Code of Conduct
- 1. For werewolves, owned by werewolves. Non-weres (human or otherwise) may enter but only if invited by a club member.
- 2. All guests must be thoroughly vetted. Members will be held accountable for any violations incurred by their guests.
- 3. No touching without invitation. All personnel are protected by a strict no-harassment policy. Lapin is not responsible for any injuries incurred mid-reprimand, retaliation or removal.
- 4. Since Lapin welcomes both registered and unregistered weres alike, patrons must adhere to a statute of secrecy. Anyone who divulges or confirms location (club or entrance), names, or even its existence to Unwanted Presences (WCU, individual or otherwise) will result in cursing and a permanent ban from the premises and all associated establishments.
- 5. All patrons must be 18 or older. Members found sneaking in anyone younger will be thrown out and barred access indefinitely.
Refusal of Entry and Service
- 1. All patrons must be met with approval. This means that actions deemed to be anti-werewolf, past and present, are enough to bar entry.
- Criteria are as follows:
- • If they have ever been affiliated with anti-werewolf groups, are they still affiliated?
- • If in possession of a criminal record, were their crimes committed against werewolves out of hate?
- • Do they work for the Werewolf Capture Unit?
- Failing even one is enough to bar entry.
- 2. Members deemed to be in a state of terrible intoxication will not be allowed entry past the reception.
- 3. Patrons deemed unduly intoxicated will not be served anymore alcohol, nor be permitted to remain on the premises without the ingestion of a Sobriety Potion.
- 4. Engaging in antisocial behavior, causing a disruption or the use of a wand with the intent to hurt another individual or damage the property of the club, will immediately result in involvement of security staff. After being asked to leave the premises for the remainder of the night, depending on the severity of the prejudices, the client could be banned entry to the club for a period of three days to a month. Banned patrons seeking access to the club, while still under prohibition from doing so, will have their ban period doubled. Repeat violations of all the above can result in a permanent ban.
- Borrowed from Bienvenue à "Le Masquerade"
Membership
Membership is both expanded and traced back by recommendation.
Owners
- Tineke Janssen NPC, Werewolf, Unregistered
- Evelyn Kane NPC, Werewolf, Registered
Standing Invitations
Regular werewolf members and non-werewolf patrons who are always welcome at Lapin. Though they are not considered full members, non-were patrons do not need a chaperone to enter the premises, but they cannot invite others or discuss the club with outsiders. Invitations can be revoked any time.
House Specialties
Original drinks created by the mixologists of Lapin.
- A Bad Decision
- Bearhunter —A very robust cocktail practically guaranteed to put hair on your chest – or, failing that, an honest to God mess
- Boggarted
- Butt Just for Me
- Creamy Twink(ie) —Creamstaches are unavoidable
- Heartbreaker
- Jelly Legs —A tequila shot taken with jinxed salt and a slice of lime
- Just the Tip
- O-Face —A very hot drink – so hot that it tends to cause some swelling in the lips
- Raptus Regaliter —Roughly translates into “royally screwed”—an apt prediction for your sobriety, should you choose to imbibe this
- Responsible Adult
- The Second Coming
- Secret Tunnel —When ordered, someone goes “SECRET TUNNELLLL” and the crowd responds with “SECRET TUNNELLLL” (Thank you, Kohaku Yukawa)
Aconite Blends
Made with a special variety of wolfsbane to better affect werewolf metabolisms. (Made without upon request.)
- AcoNitewalker
- Angry Mob —A drink made with tabasco sauce and set on fire
- Blue Moon
- Hairy Situation —Prone to making patrons “wolf out” (only time vandalism fee is waived, but it is very expensive to begin with)
- Hard Knot Life
- Heat Wave —Made with spicy cinnamon and a dash of refined fairy hair dust – the werewolf take on The Fireball
- Knot A Squirter —The first sip explodes in your face, somehow, and stings if it gets in your eye; citrusy
- Knot Shot —A shot topped with a thick layer of cream liqueur
- Knotty Not Nice
- Omega Spitroast —A trio of Knot Shots topped with varying levels of whipped cream
- Playmate —Nursing recommended
- Plug —Served in a black, flat-bottomed, plug-shaped glass
- Silver Bullet —A gunmetal-colored drink served in a silver shot glass
- Sweet Heat —A sweeter, milder version of the Heat Wave; causes a fluttery feeling in the gut
- Were-Wasted —An extremely filthy shot, Merlin help you
Fruity Specials
Vampire-Friendly
All sources adhere to an organic, garlic-free, iron-rich diet, are at the peak of health, fully consenting adults, and Being Division approved.
- The Bloody Mariachi —“We had a vampire from Mexico and there was a cultural exchange of recipes annnnd bodily fluids. But we don't talk about that.”
- Very Bloody Mary
- Fangbanger
- The Kiss
- Midnight Rendezvous —A dark, inky, beautiful shade of purple; served in a martini glass and topped with a black, sugar-spun rose in bloom
- The Screwsire
