Daily Prophet
From Absit Omen Lexicon
Offices
The main office of the Daily Prophet is at 131, South Side, Diagon Alley. It was once a warehouse, and has been converted into a wide open newsroom with a ceiling many stories up. High musty windows let light. Owls roost in the rafters. There are offices pocked into the walls on multiple levels of balconies. In the bullpen, reporters are tucked away in cubicles. A large portion of the floor is taken up by the leviathan of a magical/mechanical printing press.
The front doors are class, and there is a small posh entry way. A receptionist stands guard during business hours.
Owls come and go through the massive windows on the ceiling. The roof is also where deliveries are staged. Deliveries are made by owl and broomstick.
Staff
Management
- Barnabas Cuffe - Editor-in-Chief
- Darlus Scruffin - Deputy Editor
Reporters
- Temperance Cartwright
- Chase Chaucer
- Thelma Agnes Diddle
- Rob Drake
- Anthony Hames
- Herman Hernandez
- Juliet Hughes
- Jane Hunter
- Evan Irallis
- George Kirmshrimner
- Cecilia Lark
- Paul McCoy
- Agnes Meriwether
- Aldo Merryweather - Usually Evening Prophet
- Tracy-Anne Mills
- Jala Que
- Francesca Reece
- Nero Roffal
- Rita Skeeter
- Niobe Thursby
- Bethany Tigges-Hallow
- Tabitha Trickstone
Sports
- Ginny Weasley-Potter - Quidditch
- Ariadne Gamp - Trainee
Weather
Astrology
Freelance
- Margaret Groust
- Eleanor St. James - Photographer
Copy Editors
Assistants
Articles
1984
- 29 December 1984 Knockturn Body Identified; Vampires Suspected by Salvatore Rowenstaff
1999
- 29 August 1999 Unregistered Werewolf Murdered by Karina Abdul Mutallib
2008
April 2008
- 14 April 2008 Traitor to be Released from Azkaban Prison by Niobe Thursby
- 14 April 2008 Portkeys Best Option for Remembering Day by Niobe Thursby
- 20 April 2008 Bad Augury Bodes Darkly for Remembering Day by Niobe Thursby
- 22 April 2008 Unlikely Bedfellows by Nero Roffal
- 25 April 2008 Opinion:Remembering Day: A Load of Dragon Dung? by Darlus Scruffin
- 27 April 2008 Tales of the Battle Live On In War Survivors by Niobe Thursby
- 30 April 2008 Defense in Schools Quorum Causes Quarrel by Niobe Thursby
May 2008
- 1 May 2008 New Creatures Guru: Gertrudis! by Niobe Thursby
- 2 May 2008 Attack at Remembering Day: Two Killed by Niobe Thursby
- 8 May 2008 Ministry Busts Runespoor Smugglers by Niobe Thursby
- 9 May 2008 When Young Wizards Go Murderous by Niobe Thursby
- 15 May 2008 Fire at Warehouse Confirmed as Deliberate by Tabitha Trickstone
- 20 May 2008 Murder in the Blood by Niobe Thursby
- 21 May 2008 Runespoors Traced to Africa by Niobe Thursby
- 28 May 2008 Wiedman Skivving on Second Chance by Niobe Thursby
June 2008
- 9 June 2008 Greyfriar Resigns From Hogwarts by Niobe Thursby
- 12 June 2008 And They're Off! by Cornelia Crabtree
- 13 June 2008 Snark Refuses To Talk by Rita Skeeter
- 17 June 2008 A St.Mungo's Magical Catastrophe by Rita Skeeter
- 20 June 2008 Graphorn Spotted in Budleigh Babberton by Herman Hernandez
- 26 June 2008 Diagon Ransacked by Runespoors by Niobe Thursby
August 2008
- 6 August 2008 Egypt Dig Brings Up More Trouble Than Planned by Margaret Groust
- 25 August 2008 Snark Expels Werewolf
- 27 August 2008 Are They Giving Us the Whole Truth? by Evan Irallis
- 29 August 2008 Greyfriar Vetted for Wizengamot by Niobe Thursby
September 2008
- 1 September 2008 Trina Quinn of 3OS Courting Israeli Auror by Nero Roffal
- 4 September 2008 Two Fires at Hogwarts Kindle Questions by Niobe Thursby
- 8 September 2008 The most tragic story of a boy by Rita Skeeter
- 11 September 2008 Assault at Heathrow by Niobe Thursby
- 16 September 2008 Growls in the Night End Hitwizard's Life by Aldo Merryweather
- 24 September 2008 Tragedy Strikes St.Mungos by Cornelia Crabtree
- 25 September 2008 Why Are We Behind Muggles? by Tulojow Nagde
October 2008
- 1 October 2008 Gawain Robards Murdered! by Evan Irallis
- 4 October 2008 Quidditch Q&A: Ian Cuddyer by Maximus Bolide
- 4 October 2008 Werewolf Attack in Diagon Alley by Niobe Thursby
- 6 October 2008 A Healer's Guide to Love and Life by Rita Skeeter
- 10 October 2008 Magpies Best Tornadoes by Niobe Thursby
- 11 October 2008 Minister Annwyl Announces New Werewolf Legislation
- 14 October 2008 Explosion Knocks Knockturn by Niobe Thursby
- 16 October 2008 Two Arrested for Runespoor Explosion by Niobe Thursby
- 17 October 2008 Werewolf Attack in Hogsmeade by Niobe Thursby
- 20 October 2008 Belisario to Leave Ministry by Niobe Thursby
- 31 October 2008 Tinker, Tailor, Wizard, Liar? by Rita Skeeter
November 2008
- 3 November 2008 A Travesty or a Redemption? by Francesca Reece
- 3 November 2008 Three Owl Standard Lays an Egg by Niobe Thursby
- 4 November 2008 Stuck between an enormous rock and a finger by Rita Skeeter
- 16 November 2008 An Anonymous Call To Action Anonymous Editorial
- 17 November 2008 A Magical Epidemic by Margaret Groust
- 20 November 2008 New Green Broom Revealed by Niobe Thursby
- 20 November 2008 Students Suspended and Student Group Suspected by Cecilia Lark
- 22 November 2008 Avoiding Trial By Error: Cooperation as a means of ending Witch Hunts by Dreogan Eleor
- 25 November 2008 Snark Claims Suspensions Were Fair by Cecilia Lark
- 29 November 2008 Who's Your Daddy? by Rita Skeeter
- 29 November 2008 Greyfriar Confirmed as Werewolf by Niobe Thursby
December 2008
- 11 December 2008 SAWS: The Student Group Everyone's Talking About by Margaret Groust
- 13 December 2008 Ravenclaw Defeats Gryffindor by Rob Drake, by Student Correspondent
- 19 December 2008 Feuding Factions: Quidditch Coverage by Maximus Bolide
- 25 December 2008 Mediwitch Receives Unwelcome Christmas Gift
- 29 December 2008 Sellaphix to Stand Trial by Niobe Thursby
2009
January 2009
- 2 January 2009 Ministry of Magic on Lockdown by Agnes Meriwether
- 5 January 2009 Massive Recall of Creature-based Potions Ingredients by Chase Chaucer
- 7 January 2009 Magical Abduction of Robin Adani by Niobe Thursby
- 8 January 2009 Intruder's Identity Revealed! by Evan Irallis
- 10 January 2009 Press Conference Confessional by Juliet Hughes
February 2009
- 2 February 2009 Suspicious Student Death at Hogwarts by Niobe Thursby
- 4 February 2009 Merry Christmas, Daddy by Rita Skeeter
- 6 February 2009 Auror Investigated for Werewolf Deaths by Chase Chaucer
- 9 February 2009 MLE Provides Hogwarts Security by Niobe Thursby
- 9 February 2009 Your Prince Charming is a Tin Man: New Slither Girls Drops by Niobe Thursby
- 11 February 2009 Runespoor Explosion Case Closed by Niobe Thursby
- 13 February 2009 Hogwarts Students Band Together in Time of Tragedy by Margaret Groust
- 20 February 2009 Three Owl Standard Owlet Doing Fine by Niobe Thursby
March 2009
- 11 March 2009 BREAKING NEWS - DAYLIGHT WEREWOLF ATTACKS
- 15 March 2009 A Grisly Aftermath
- 16 March 2009 Aurors Prevent Assassination Attempt by Niobe Thursby
- 23 March 2009 Well Known Philanthropist and Humanitarian Arrested by Chase Chaucer
- 24 March 2009 Trading Spaces: Quidditch Trades Shake Things Up by Maximus Bolide
- 30 March 2009 Ministry Romance! by Anonymous
April 2009
- 6 April 2009 Dugan MacDuff: Wanted Wizard by Chase Chaucer
- 10 April 2009 Matthews Absolved; Country Confused by Cecilia Lark
- 11 April 2009 MacDuff Kidnaps Department of Mysteries Employee by Chase Chaucer
- 27 April 2009 Remembering Day Arrives by Niobe Thursby
May 2009
- 16 May 2009 Azorma Hyskos Receives Life Sentence in Azkaban by Margaret Groust
- 17 May 2009 Old Muggle Murder Case Reopened by Niobe Thursby
- 20 May 2009 Three Wizards Killed In Azkaban Breakout by George Kirmshrimner
- 21 May 2009 Enter Cameron Rosier by Niobe Thursby
June 2009
- 1 June 2009 Losing Quidditch Team To Get a Boost by Maximus Bolide
- 10 June 2009 Werewolf Attack Thwarted at St. Mungo's by Niobe Thursby
- 15 June 2009 Zephyr Seeks Minister of Magic by Niobe Thursby
- 21 June 2009 International Tournament Returns to Hogwarts by Niobe Thursby
- 22 June 2009 Marriage & A Political Statement? by Thelma Agnes Diddle
- 30 June 2009 Snark Missing? by Niobe Thursby
July 2009
- 17 July 2009 Lone Wizard Charged in Burglary by Niobe Thursby
August 2009
- 3 August 2009 WIZENGAMOT ELDER FOUND DEAD by Niobe Thursby
- 12 August 2009 New Headmaster Confirmed by Niobe Thursby
- 13 August 2009 Werewolves Recovered and Sentenced by Niobe Thursby
- 31 August 2009 Wiedman Signs On for Another Season at the Last Possible Opportunity by Paul McCoy
September 2009
- 7 September 2009 Three Dragon Tamers Killed, Dragon Executed by Niobe Thursby
- 15 September 2009 Is There A Need For A Short Leash And A Muzzle? by S.R.W.S.
October 2009
- 11 October 2009 ZEPHYR THE NEW MINISTER FOR MAGIC by Niobe Thursby
- 15 October 2009 Dark Arts Mugger Apprehended by Niobe Thursby
- 26 October 2009 CORPSE AT WESTMINSTER ABBEY by Niobe Thursby
- 31 October 2009 Westminster Victim Identified by Niobe Thursby
November 2009
- 9 November 2009 International Tournament Scandal! by Juda Darzi, Foreign Correspondent, Azeri Wizarding Times, Azerbaijan
- 11 November 2009 All Students To Be Examined from the Ministry of Magic
- 12 November 2009 Four Dead, Two Missing by Tracy-Anne Mills
- 14 November 2009 Halloween Muggle-Baiting Arrests by Barnabas Cuffe
- 22 November 2009 Hogwarts Headship Hexed? by Herman Hernandez
December 2009
- 7 December 2009 Felon Admitted on Plea of Insanity by Cécile Robinsnark
- 23 December 2009 Murder in Oulton Broad by Niobe Thursby
- 24 December 2009 Brown Named New Head of MLE by Niobe Thursby
2010
January 2010
- 3 January 2010 Murder at the Opera by Temperance Cartwright
- 5 January 2010 Disgraced Lycan Healer to Wed in Surprise Announcement by Herman Hernandez
- 8 January 2010 War Hero Found Dead in Hogsmeade by Niobe Thursby
- 16 January 2010 Little Lucy Rescued, Donnelly Dead by Niobe Thursby
- 31 January 2010 Raynor to Receive Order of Merlin by Niobe Thursby
February 2010
- 2 February 2010 Disgraced Auror Freed From Azkaban by Jane Hunter
- 12 February 2010 Unregistered Werewolves Sneaking Into Safe Houses by Niobe Thursby
- 20 February 2010 Kingstreet Brought To Justice by Niobe Thursby
- 28 February 2010 Third Tournament Task Proves Treacherous by Niobe Thursby
March 2010
- 1 March 2010 Escape from St Mungo's by Temperance Cartwright
- 9 March 2010 Dementor Encounter In Northumberland! by Niobe Thursby
- 14 March 2010 Minister Calls For Action In Dementor Attacks by Niobe Thursby
- 17 March 2010 Dementor Safety PSA Launched by Niobe Thursby
- 20 March 2010 Wizengamot Questions Ministry Leadership by Caloric Thermopyro
- 21 March 2010 Stand Beside Our Muggleborn Kin in the Face of Attacks by Ignatius Prewett III
April 2010
- 7 April 2010 Hogwarts Horrors! Letters to the Editor by multiple
- 20 April 2010 Minister Announces Financial Examination by Niobe Thursby
- 22 April 2010 Devon Locals Turn Back Dementors by Niobe Thursby
- 27 April 2010 Wizengamot Elder Responses to Ministry Inquiry by Caloric Thermopyle
May 2010
- 1 May 2010 May 2010 Weather Forecasts for London and Hogwarts by Haelstrom Daye
- 2 May 2010 Unregistered Werewolf Found Dead by Niobe Thursby
- 16 May 2010 Dylanis Donates St. Mungo's Wing by Niobe Thursby
- 23 May 2010 Dementors Driven Off by Niobe Thursby
- 26 May 2010 Werewolf Brothers Found by Temperance Cartwright
June 2010
- 1 June 2010 June Weather Report by Haelstrom Daye
- 13 June 2010 Goblet of Fire Gone Missing! by Niobe Thursby
July 2010
- 9 July 2010 Boyle No Worry for Warrington by Temperance Cartwright
October 2010
- 24 October 2010 Eccentric Author Leads Mannequin Army Down Diagon as People Scream by Stoney Bird
November 2010
- 6 November 2010 Fireworks at the Leaky Cauldron by Temperance Cartwright
December 2010
- 5 December 2010 Panic at St Mungo's as 29 Die by Temperance Cartwright
- 25 December 2010 Trumble Found at Loch Ness by Temperance Cartwright
- 26 December 2010 A Fuzzy, Bloody Chimermas, ho ho ho! by Stoney Bird
2011
January 2011
- 22 January 2011 Head Auror Unseated by Temperance Cartwright
February 2011
- 7 February 2011 Prewett Secret Revealed! by Herman Hernandez
- 13 February 2011 Hogwarts Students Kidnapped by Temperance Cartwright
- 16 February 2011 Head of Mysteries Arrested for Murders by Temperance Cartwright
- 17 February 2011 Zephyr Vetted for ICW Supreme Mugwump by Niobe Thursby
- 17 February 2011 Werewolf Kidnapper Taunts Ministry's Finest by Temperance Cartwright
- 23 February 2011 Hollingbury Haunted on Hampstead Heath by Temperance Cartwright
March 2011
- 4 March 2011 Wizengamot Announces New Chief Warlock by Herman Hernandez
- 5 March 2011 Beast Division Misadventure by Temperance Cartwright
- 7 March 2011 Dementors Breakfast in Hogsmeade by Temperance Cartwright
- 16 March 2011 Three for the Top by Temperance Cartwright
- 22 March 2011 Storm Quits Race for Minister by Temperance Cartwright
- 30 March 2011 Britain’s New Minister by Temperance Cartwright
April 2011
- 3 April 2011 Devon Dementor-Free! by Di Mehnta
- 7 April 2011 Captured! MLE’s Most Wanted: Lawrence Musgrave in Custody by Tabitha Trickstone
- 21 April 2011 Let There Be Light by Dreogan Eleor
May 2011
- 7 May 2011 A Deadly Double Life by Temperance Cartwright
- 14 May 2011 Owner of Celebrated Menageries Perishes in Beasts Sanctuary by Temperance Cartwright
June 2011
- 3 June 2011 Sweet Relief? by Evan Irallis
- 4 June 2011 Graveyard Garden Uncovered by Temperance Cartwright
August 2011
- 1 August 2011 Last Stretch of Summer by Di Mehnta
- 4 August 2011 Dementors Surge South! by Maggie Groust
- 5 August 2011 House of Horrors! by Maggie Groust
- 18 August 2011 Sellaphix Apothecary Shuts Doors by Niobe Thursby
September 2011
- 11 September 2011 No Details in Devon Robbery by Niobe Thursby
October 2011
- 4 October 2011 Friendship In Print by Barnabas Cuffe
- 10 October 2011 Hogwarts Caretaker Needed by Knox Greyfriar
- 16 October 2011 Not a Clear Cut Case by Niobe Thursby
- 19 October 2011 The Curious Case of Dementors at St. Mungo's by Niobe Thursby
- 23 October 2011 Remembering the End by Barnabas Cuffe
November 2011
- 4 November 2011 Runespoors Wash Up on Thames by Niobe Thursby
- 6 November 2011 Ward Your Doors! by Niobe Thursby
- 9 November 2011 Blood Bank Brimming Again by Temperance Cartwright
- 10 November 2011 A Puzzling Predicament by Temperance Cartwright
- 23 November 2011 Suspicions Surround Azkaban Guard Death by Niobe Thursby
December 2011
- 12 December 2011 Werewolf sighted in London Zoo by N/A
- 12 December 2011 Catch a shooting star by Abe Castor-on-Lune
- 17 December 2011 Grants Sentenced in Werewolf Attacks by Niobe Thursby
- 18 December 2011 Grants Sentenced in Werewolf Attacks: Opinions by Readers
- 20 December 2011 Leo Gamp Cleared of Charges by Niobe Thursby
- 20 December 2011 Vanessa Carson Robbed by N/A
- 21 December 2011 Diagon Alley Portal Glitches by N/A
- 22 December 2011 Letter re: Grants by Cynthia Bombay
- 26 December 2011 Thirsty Vampires Kill Again by Cecilia Lark
- 26 December 2011 Lost Hiker Found by N/A
January 2012
- 1 January 2012 Ballentyne to Lead Werewolf Wing by N/A
- 3 January 2012 Magic-Stifling Illness Spreading by Niobe Thursby
- 3 January 2012 Falmouth Leads, Tutshill Trails by N/A
- 15 January 2012 Floo Network Malfunctions Under Investigation by N/A
- 10 January 2012 Hogwarts Copes with Magical Measles by N/A
- 11 January 2012 Ministry Safe House Infiltrated by Temperance Cartwright
- 11 January 2012 BREAKING: Creatures Chief Alec Carter Murdered by Niobe Thursby
- 15 January 2012 Squibs Stage Protest by N/A
- 22 January 2012 Ollivanders Robbed, Thief in Custody by N/A
- 29 January 2012 Barnabas Cuffe Missing by Niobe Thursby
- 31 January 2012 First Werewolf Leader of the Werewolf Wing Promises Security by Niobe Thursby
February 2012
- 6 February 2012 Inquiry Opened into Werewolf Safe House Security by Daily Prophet Staff
- 15 February 2012 Attempted Breakout at St.Mungo's by Temperance Cartwright
March 2012
- 19 March 2012 Mirror of Erised on Display at National Museum by Niobe Thursby
