Mary Beth's yearbook! If found, please return to the Cafferty Farm off Village Gate in Ballycanew, County Wexford, Ireland. I'll give you a baby chick.

Mary Beth's muggle primary school hadn't had a yearbook, so she was really excited to see her face in a real-life book. And a moving picture at that! She sniffed the cover at least ten times. It was real, all right. Leather and all. Deadly.

She stalked around the school like a tiny ninja, carting the book around like a trophy and foisting it on people.

Every dismissal of her request was met with a scream of "SIGN IT, OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!"