The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm

Eccentric: Professor Kirchlehner

Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna

Fashion-forward: Professor Vaillancourt

Fashion-backward: Professor Tawse (His clothes are very... colourful! - Eirene)

Strict: Professor Austerlitz (You say one thing out of line and she's like RAWR GO STAND IN THE HALL - Dax)

Inspiring: Professor Levartian

Approachable: Professor Trishna (He listened to almost my whole ten-year career plan! - Eirene) and Professor Tawse (provided you don't trip over him - Dax)

Enthusiastic: Professor Tawse

Patient: Madam Nagde (Definitely. She digs me - Erin Harper)

Stoic: Professor Storm

Secretive: Headmistress Snark

Good-looking: Professor Vaillancourt

BADASS: Professor Storm (Even his name is badass - Liviana)


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Storm (That's the best part about his class - Mairead)

Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Mr. Morgan (After the frogs invaded his library - Eirene)

Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Tawse

Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Storm (I don't want to be a House Elf!! - Noriko)

Be the next to get arrested: Professor Storm

Be the next to get married: Professor Vaillancourt

Always stay single: Professor Storm (Nobody could love a meanie like that - Winnie.  Those jowls! He's like an angry turkey! - Dax)

Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor Ó Móráin (If he wasn't so cute, he'd be a real pain in the sphincter - Georgiana Trishna)

Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Professor Reid (Can't blame her, really - Prof Trishna)

Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Ó Móráin (Bet it's those glasses - Dax.  If he uses a soap box - George Carter)

Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Professor Trishna (Guilty as charged! Just not when Ignan's looking - Prof Trishna)

Hand out the most detentions: Professor Storm (But you don't want to get stuck with him for detention. Trust me - Fauna)

Offer a shoulder to cry on: Madam Nagde

Give Students Bad Advice: A tie between Tawse, Storm, Trishna, and Kirchlehner!

...on purpose: Professor Storm

Give Students Good Advice: Professor Levartian

Assign too much homework: Professor Austerlitz

Let a student get away with murder: Professor Storm

Hide a monster in the school: Professor Ó Móráin (He's too strait-laced not to be hiding something - Erin Harper)

Get promoted: Professor Ó Móráin

Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Storm (From his murders backfiring - Winnie)

Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Tawse (Can he find robes that fit? - Quinn McAvoy)

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Sasha Schlagenweit

Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Dax and Dion Fayette

Cause a disaster: Figaro Sellaphix

Pull a prank: Figaro Sellaphix

Live in detention: Figaro Sellaphix (As he should - Dion)

Earn points: Eirene Antonopoulos

Lose points: Figaro Sellaphix

Win a debate: Waker Nolan

Crush on someone new each week: Ayla Collins (It's true, you know it is - Ayla)

Crush on a teacher: Ayla Collins

Break your heart: George Carter and Emily Louise Carter

Backstab a friend: Kitty Li

Be out after curfew: Erik Collins

Splinch themselves apparating: Noriko Wakahisa

Fall off their broom: Fauna Blake (And she'd still look hot - Trent Travis)


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Chance Ryker (Friendly, brave - Fauna)

Like a Hufflepuff: Pax Wintergreen (Seriously, we could put him in a badger suit and he'd be an awesome mascot - Dax)

Like a Ravenclaw: Waker Nolan

Like a Slytherin: --

Like an Awesome Squib: Abby Reid

Outspoken: Sophie Flickwick (Sophie never shuts up - Ruby)

Loyal friend: Sophie Flickwick

Fearsome foe: Kitty Li

Unlucky: Sasha Schlagenweit (He’s had a rough time and I hope things keep getting better for him - Pax)

Rabid Quidditch fan: George Carter

Pure of heart: Pax Wintergreen

Mean-spirited: Kitty Li

Unlikely couple: Trent Travis and Mystique Ketteridge, Trent Travis and anyone

Likely couple: George Carter and Waker Nolan

Cynical: Maddie Pratt and Georgiana Trishna

Friendly: Pax Wintergreen

Gullible: Winifred Oliver (For believing Divination is important - Eirene)

Dramatic: Neely Woolfolk (When she can't find the pair of shoes she wants to wear 5 minutes before breakfast - Demitria)

Brainy: Waker Nolan

Competitive: Dion Fayette (Anyone remember that Defense class with the barrels? - Fauna)

Lazy: Figaro Sellaphix (I'm sorry! - Sasha)

Romantic: Ayla Collins

Popular: Neely Woolfolk

Involved in school activities: Fauna Blake

Changed since last year: Ruby Flickwick (My sister has lost her mind - Sophie)


Best…

Couple: Sasha Schlagenweit and Ferguson Amherst

Friendship: Chance Ryker and Sophie Flickwick

Duelist: Dion Fayette and Dracon Towler

Dressed: Neely Woolfolk

Leader: Dion Fayette (If only he wasn’t a Hufflepuff - Liviana)

Looking: Dax Fayette and Emily Louise Carter

Personality: Pax Wintergreen and Fauna Blake

Musician: Demitria Strelnikov

Eyes: Fauna Blake

Hair: Beatrix Dark and Waker Nolan

Smile: --

Figure: Dax and Dion Fayette (Yours truly! Have you seen my butt? Epic - Dax)


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Dion Fayette (Bet he'd outlaw fun - Dax)

Become the Next Head Boy: Sasha Schlagenweit (I wouldn't mind trying for it - Sasha)

Become the Next Head Girl: Eirene Antonopoulos (And Merlin help us - Philo)

Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Edmund Klint

Become an Auror: Joshua Harcroft

Become a Reporter: Maddie Pratt

Become a Wrock Star: Quinn McAvoy

Become a Healer: Grace Eddy

Become an Unspeakable: Theta Pepper

Become a Potioneer: Beatrix Dark

Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk (Oh, darling, of course I will - Neely)

Become a Bum: Figaro Sellaphix

Become a Werewolf: Fauna Blake (When you play with fire, you will get burned - Sasha)

Work in the Muggle world: Sasha Schlagenweit (Can he stay there, please? - Fauna)

Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake

Design clothes: Neely Woolfolk (Don’t tell her that’s all I think she can do - George Carter)

Get rich: Neely Woolfolk

Travel: Heliotrope LeJean (Needs to travel back to where she came from - Effie Grissom-Dolohov)

Marry a Muggle: Pax Wintergreen (If you’re in love it shouldn’t matter whether they’re a muggle or not - Pax) and Fauna Blake (But I almost feel sorry for the muggle - Liviana)

Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Heliotrope LeJean

Have seven kids: George Carter (Though probably not with the same ... nevermind - Sasha.  Baby momma drama ensues - Ayla)

Get thrown in Azkaban: Morvin Sharp (For being mean to Pax - Eirene)

Lurk in Knockturn: Morvin Sharp

Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha Schlagenweit

Fail all their exams: Figaro Sellaphix

Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Xavier Tawse

...and live to tell the tale: Xavier Tawse

Live with their parents: Figaro Sellaphix

Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Neely Woolfolk (Because she bought the magazine - Sophie)

Save the world: Fauna Blake (She'll handle the societal stuff - Pax)

Buy a haunted house: Murphy Urquhart