The Hogwarts StaffWho is the most…Intimidating: Professor Storm is a little scary but he is also very nice and does not get mad when you accidentally splinch him.
Eccentric: Is that what Professor Kirchlehner's mustache means?
Muggle-tolerant: I do not think professors should tolerate Muggles!!!
Fashion-forward: I think all of the professors wear their clothes forward.
Fashion-backward: Why would you wear clothes backward??
Strict: Professor Austerlitz yells at us a lot and also I think she is scary (a little).
Inspiring: I think Professor Librarian Morgan is very nice and also he inspires me to do well because then no one will hate me and he will tell me I am a good Slytherin.
Approachable: Professor Tawse is very approachable because he is so short. Also I think he is nice.
Enthusiastic: Professor Tawse is also enthusiastic and also he gave me water when I cried.
Patient: I think Professor Trishna because he is always rolling his eyes which is like my Mum does but he does not yell so he is very patient.
Stoic: I will have to ask Eirene what this means!!
Secretive: I think Professor Trishna has lots of secrets because I do not know very much about Astronomy. And also his daughter is Cyhirae and maybe that is a secret.
Good-looking: All of the professors look very nice.
BADASS: You should not say bad words to professors!!
Most Likely to...Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: I do not think it is good to have disasters in class. Also we should not hex each other or else you get in trouble even if it is hexing Mairead.
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: I do not want to be locked there!!!!!
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: How would they teach??
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: I don't want to be a House Elf!!!!
Be the next to get arrested: I do not think this is good but Professor Trishna because he likes Muggles a lot (Cyhirae said so) and I think maybe he will try to eat us. Then the Aurors will arrest him.
Be the next to get married: I think Professor Trishna because he is very nice and also Cyhirae needs a mum because she is nice too.
Always stay single: Professors get married!!!!
Lecture students about their uniforms: I always wear my uniform!!!
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: I think everyone because vacation is very nice and I want to stay there too.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Are they a Muggle??
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: This is against the rules!!!
Hand out the most detentions: I do not get detentions except once when I hexed Mairead.
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Tawse because he is very short.
Give Students Bad Advice: I do not think you should give students bad advice.
...on purpose: No bad advice!!!!
Give Students Good Advice: This is good because we trust the professors and they should always tell us the truth especially if they are really Muggles who snuck into Hogwarts to eat us and that is why there are so many of them which is what I think. But Eirene said I was being silly.
Assign too much homework: Homework is ok especially if I get house points for doing it. P.S. Do I get points for doing this survey too?
Let a student get away with murder: No murder!!!!
Hide a monster in the school: Where are there monsters in school??
Get promoted: Not if they are hiding monsters!!!!!!!!
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: They are professors!!!! They should not be in the hospital hut!!!! Only Professor Storm was there because I splinched him.
Trip on Their own Robes: Is that where they are hiding the monsters??
StudentsUnderstanding the Present! Most Likely to...Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: It is very scary here. I do not think anyone will want to.
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Those two Hufflepuff twins can turn into horses (but they are not actually horses).
Cause a disaster: Mairead because she set Professor Bombay on fire and Heliotrope too because she eats gross things.
Pull a prank: Erik but I hope he gets in trouble if it is on me because that is not very nice.
Live in detention: I think all of Gryffindor!!!!
Earn points: Eirene and Cyhirae earn lots of points. Dahlia does too. I think professors should call on more Slytherins.
Lose points: Someone who is in Ravenclaw I hope!!
Win a debate: Eirene!!!! Because she is very smart.
Crush on someone new each week: Crushing people is bad!!!!
Crush on a teacher: You should not hurt teachers!!!!
Break your heart: I think Erik because he says mean things about that one time in Defense class when something bad happened and that is why I am not talking to him. Also it made me cry.
Backstab a friend: You should not stab your friends!!!!
Be out after curfew: I think this is against the rules!!
Splinch themselves apparating: Professor Storm but he is not a student. (I said sorry after.)
Fall off their broom: Eirene falls off her broom a LOT. (Only she would get upset if I said so.)
Most…Like a Gryffindor: Tynan. He is very nice and does not try to eat me. Also he punched Erik. Hannah is a good Gryffindor too though.
Like a Hufflepuff: I think Pax is a very good Hufflepuff.
Like a Ravenclaw: Eirene!!!!!!
Like a Slytherin: Professor Librarian Morgan is the best Slytherin, but Xavier Tawse is a very good one too.
Outspoken: I think Mary Beth is very loud. Also she shouts a lot, only sometimes it is words that are not very nice.
Loyal friend: Eirene!!!!!
Fearsome foe: I do not like Keegan because he says he will eat me. Also I think he is a Muggle.
Unlucky: I think Cyhirae because I would not want my dad to be a professor and also Ravenclaw is not winning the House Cup anymore and that is very unlucky.
Rabid Quidditch fan: Everyone in Slytherin!!!
Pure of heart: Hannah is very nice even though she is a Gryffindor.
Mean-spirited: It was mean when Erik made me cry that one time. Also you should not talk about people's bums.
Unlikely couple: Who is a couple??
Likely couple: Couple???
Cynical: Cynical sounds like Cyhirae.
Friendly: Eirene because she is nice and smart and also Pax because he is nice and Effie and Aglaia because they are my friends too (I think)
Gullible: I think Professor Storm because when he tried to apparate he did not know I was going to twist away only I have practiced apparating lots of times and I really really really do not want to be kidnapped.
Dramatic: Is that like on the Wizarding Wireless?
Brainy: Eirene!!!!!
Competitive: All of Slytherin!!! But that is why we win.
Lazy: There is a Slytherin with blue hair who sleeps in the common room sometimes. Also he listens to lots of music.
Romantic: I think that Xavier Tawse is very romantic and also I helped him with his egg once.
Popular: Eirene!!!!
Involved in school activities: All of the first years!! Because we always go to class.
Changed since last year: I did not know anyone last year, but Tynan is much nicer to me now and also his eye is less scary.
Friendship: Me and Eirene and Pax!!!!
Duelist: Hannah because she has older brothers and I would not want her to fight me. Also Tynan because he can punch.
Dressed: Eirene has pretty dresses.
Leader: Callum because he is Quidditch Captain.
Looking: I think everyone looks very nice.
Personality: Pax and Eirene because Pax is very nice and I do not want Eirene to get mad at me.
Musician: I like to sing!!!
Eyes: Xavier Tawse has very nice eyes.
Hair: I think that Xavier Tawse has nice hair too.
Smile: Xavier Tawse always smiles at me!!
Figure: What are they figuring?
Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…Become the Minister of Magic: I would vote for Eirene and Pax and Mary Beth even though she is a Muggle and maybe Tynan and Cyhirae if they were being nice to me that day!!!
Become the Next Head Boy: The sixth years are very scary. I am sure they will all be good head boys.
Become the Next Head Girl: Probably a sixth year girl. (I hope she is in Slytherin.)
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: I think Mairead is very good at quidditch but she is mean. So she would not be a nice quidditch player.
Become an Auror: Charles wants to be an Auror.
Become a Reporter: I think Mairead because she is nosy and also she is not very nice.
Become a Wrock Star: It is not good to listen to that kind of music until you are a teenager and I am not yet.
Become a Healer: Eirene!!!!
Become an Unspeakable: I think Erik because sometimes when he makes me cry I do not want to speak to him.
Become a Potioneer: Heliotrope is very good at potions but mostly because she likes the water.
Become a Socialite: I think Pax talks to lots of people!!!
Become a Bum: YOU SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT BUMS.
Become a Werewolf: I think that one Hufflepuff with the scary hats. They said she was a werewolf and I was scared she was going to eat me because I heard she is a Muggle too. Would a Muggle werewolf would be twice as hungry??
Work in the Muggle world: Why would you want to do that?
You would get eaten.
Work for werewolf rights: I think that is bad too because you might also get eaten.
Design clothes: I think Effie has very pretty clothes (but Eirene's clothes are nicer!!!!)
Get rich: Eirene has lots of money and also a house elf.
Travel: I think Erik will travel because sometimes he says mean things and it is better that he leaves instead of making fun of my bum.
Marry a Muggle: You shouldn't marry Muggles!!!!
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): You should not do this either!!!!!
Have seven kids: I do not want this many kids!!! Maybe Mary Beth because she is a Muggle.
Get thrown in Azkaban: There are only bad people in Azkaban!! None of us are bad except for maybe Mairead and Erik when they are mean to me.
Lurk in Knockturn: This is a bad place to lurk!!! And you should never go anywhere alone without your parents.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: I think Eirene will get ten OWLs and ten NEWTs and me and Pax also because we are friends so we study together!!!
Fail all their exams: No one!!! This is bad!!
Come face to face with Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: THEY ARE
BAD MEN!!! You should not come face to face with them. And if you do you should stay with your parents, and if your parents are not there and they try to apparate you away, you should wait until the last second and then twist and grab something very heavy like a rock. Then they will not apparate you. Only their arm might come off which is very scary too only not as scary as being kidnapped because they are probably cannibals like Muggles.
...and live to tell the tale: I think I would live to tell the tale because I always listen and also I am good at not being apparated. Only I am still sorry I splinched Professor Storm.
Live with their parents: I live with my parents during the summer. I would be sad if I did not. Except it would be okay if my brothers and sister lived somewhere else. Maybe they should come to Hogwarts.
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Auror Eleor because he is there a lot.
Save the world: Pax!!!!! Because he is nice.
Buy a haunted house: I do not think you would want to do this!!!
P.S. Do I get extra house points for this??
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