Remember this? Wasn't it totally awesome?

Well, prepare yourselves, students and Hogwarts staff, because we're doing the survey again!

It's that time of year when students are cramming for their exams, and looking longingly outside where warm weather and freedom awaits! Sometime in mid May, every student received a Hogwarts survey to fill out. Once completed, the survey floated off into the hands of the elusive Hogwarts yearbook committee. On June 12th (the same day as the end-of-term feast), the results of the survey will be announced, and the yearbooks will be delivered!

What does this mean for you, dear writers? A few things!

• Copy the code below and post your answers to this thread.
• Every student may fill out a survey.
• If you play more than one student, you may fill out more than one survey.
• If you play a professor, you may pretend to have stumbled upon a copy.
• Fill out the survey from the point of view of your character.
• Feel free to let your in-character biases affect your answers.
• Feel free to elaborate on any answers that you give.
• Feel free to skip answering questions.
• Feel free to include any year, any age group.
• As a general guide, vote for currently active students and Hogwarts staff.
• Only vote for yourself if your character is especially egocentric.

You have until late August/early September (real-time) to submit your survey, and to modify any of your answers! I will post an exact date once we get closer to it.

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The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:
Eccentric:
Muggle-tolerant:
Fashion-forward:
Fashion-backward:
Strict:
Inspiring:
Approachable:
Enthusiastic:
Patient:
Stoic:
Secretive:
Good-looking:
BADASS:


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married:
Always stay single:
Lecture students about their uniforms:
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions:
Offer a shoulder to cry on:
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice:
Assign too much homework:
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume:
Cause a disaster:
Pull a prank:
Live in detention:
Earn points:
Lose points:
Win a debate:
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher:
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew:
Splinch themselves apparating:
Fall off their broom:


Most…

Like a Gryffindor:
Like a Hufflepuff:
Like a Ravenclaw:
Like a Slytherin:
Outspoken:
Loyal friend:
Fearsome foe:
Unlucky:
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart:
Mean-spirited:
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple:
Cynical:
Friendly:
Gullible:
Dramatic:
Brainy:
Competitive:
Lazy:
Romantic:
Popular:
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple:
Friendship:
Duelist:
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking:
Personality:
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile:
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy:
Become the Next Head Girl:
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights:
Design clothes:
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:


[h2]The Hogwarts Staff[/h2]

[size=12pt][b][u]Who is the most…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Intimidating:[/b]
[b]Eccentric:[/b]
[b]Muggle-tolerant:[/b]
[b]Fashion-forward:[/b]
[b]Fashion-backward:[/b]
[b]Strict:[/b]
[b]Inspiring:[/b]
[b]Approachable:[/b]
[b]Enthusiastic:[/b]
[b]Patient:[/b]
[b]Stoic:[/b]
[b]Secretive:[/b]
[b]Good-looking:[/b]
[b]BADASS:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Most Likely to...[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Experience classroom disasters and disruptions:[/b]
[b]Lock troublesome students in the Room of [s]Requirement[/s] Banishment!:[/b]
[b]Lock themselves in the Staff Room:[/b]
[b]Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:[/b]
[b]Be the next to get arrested:[/b]
[b]Be the next to get married:[/b]
[b]Always stay single:[/b]
[b]Lecture students about their uniforms:[/b]
[b]Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:[/b]
[b]Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):[/b]
[b]Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:[/b]
[b]Hand out the most detentions:[/b]
[b]Offer a shoulder to cry on:[/b]
[b]Give Students Bad Advice:[/b]
[b]...on purpose:[/b]
[b]Give Students Good Advice:[/b]
[b]Assign too much homework:[/b]
[b]Let a student get away with murder:[/b]
[b]Hide a monster in the school:[/b]
[b]Get promoted:[/b]
[b]Wind up in the Hospital Hut:[/b]
[b]Trip on Their own Robes:[/b]

[hr]

[h2]Students[/h2]

[size=12pt][b][u]Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:[/b]
[b]Be Two Horses in a Man Costume:[/b]
[b]Cause a disaster:[/b]
[b]Pull a prank:[/b]
[b]Live in detention:[/b]
[b]Earn points:[/b]
[b]Lose points:[/b]
[b]Win a debate:[/b]
[b]Crush on someone new each week:[/b]
[b]Crush on a teacher:[/b]
[b]Break your heart:[/b]
[b]Backstab a friend:[/b]
[b]Be out after curfew:[/b]
[b]Splinch themselves apparating:[/b]
[b]Fall off their broom:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Most…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Like a Gryffindor:[/b]
[b]Like a Hufflepuff:[/b]
[b]Like a Ravenclaw:[/b]
[b]Like a Slytherin:[/b]
[b]Outspoken:[/b]
[b]Loyal friend:[/b]
[b]Fearsome foe:[/b]
[b]Unlucky:[/b]
[b]Rabid Quidditch fan:[/b]
[b]Pure of heart:[/b]
[b]Mean-spirited:[/b]
[b]Unlikely couple:[/b]
[b]Likely couple:[/b]
[b]Cynical:[/b]
[b]Friendly:[/b]
[b]Gullible:[/b]
[b]Dramatic:[/b]
[b]Brainy:[/b]
[b]Competitive:[/b]
[b]Lazy:[/b]
[b]Romantic:[/b]
[b]Popular:[/b]
[b]Involved in school activities:[/b]
[b]Changed since last year:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Best…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Couple:[/b]
[b]Friendship:[/b]
[b]Duelist:[/b]
[b]Dressed:[/b]
[b]Leader:[/b]
[b]Looking:[/b]
[b]Personality:[/b]
[b]Musician:[/b]
[b]Eyes:[/b]
[b]Hair:[/b]
[b]Smile:[/b]
[b]Figure:[/b]


[size=12pt][b][u]Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…[/u][/b][/size]

[b]Become the Minister of Magic:[/b]
[b]Become the Next Head Boy:[/b]
[b]Become the Next Head Girl:[/b]
[b]Become a Pro-Quidditch player:[/b]
[b]Become an Auror:[/b]
[b]Become a Reporter:[/b]
[b]Become a Wrock Star:[/b]
[b]Become a Healer:[/b]
[b]Become an Unspeakable:[/b]
[b]Become a Potioneer:[/b]
[b]Become a Socialite:[/b]
[b]Become a Bum:[/b]
[b]Become a Werewolf:[/b]
[b]Work in the Muggle world:[/b]
[b]Work for werewolf rights:[/b]
[b]Design clothes:[/b]
[b]Get rich:[/b]
[b]Travel:[/b]
[b]Marry a Muggle:[/b]
[b]Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):[/b]
[b]Have seven kids:[/b]
[b]Get thrown in Azkaban:[/b]
[b]Lurk in Knockturn:[/b]
[b]Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs:[/b]
[b]Fail all their exams:[/b]
[b]Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:[/b]
[b]...and live to tell the tale:[/b]
[b]Live with their parents:[/b]
[b]Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:[/b]
[b]Save the world:[/b]
[b]Buy a haunted house:[/b]

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric: Professor Kirchlehner
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward: Professor Vaillancourt
Fashion-backward: Professor Kirchlehner (the facial hair!)
Strict: Professor Storm
Inspiring: Professor Vaillancourt
Approachable: Professor Levartian
Enthusiastic: We've broken them all
Patient: Professor Levartian
Stoic: Professor Ó Móráin
Secretive: Headmistress Snark
Good-looking: Professor Vaillancourt
BADASS: Professor Vaillancourt


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Tawse or Professor Storm
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Mister Morgan
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Tawse - I would if I were him anyway.
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Storm
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married: Professor Vaillancourt!
Always stay single: Professor Kirchlehner
Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor Ó Móráin
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: All of them! None of the Professors ever WANT to come back, they just have to.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Kirchlehner (his mustache has magical powers)
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: They're all stick in the muds.
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Storm
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Levartian
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Ó Móráin
...on purpose: Professor Storm
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Levartian
Assign too much homework: Professor Storm
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Tawse
Hide a monster in the school: Professor Storm!
Get promoted: Professor Trishna
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Trishna
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Trishna

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Sasha Schlagenweit
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Vulpes Connor
Cause a disaster: Eirene Antonopoulos or Fauna Blake
Pull a prank: Figaro Sellaphix
Live in detention: Figaro Sellaphix
Earn points: Eirene Antonopoulos
Lose points: Mairead ó Fearghail
Win a debate: Dion Fayette
Crush on someone new each week: Winifred Oliver
Crush on a teacher: Ayla Collins
Break your heart: Chance Ryker George Carter
Backstab a friend: Kitty Li
Be out after curfew: Erik Collins
Splinch themselves apparating: Noriko Wakahisa
Fall off their broom: Eirene Antonopoulos


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Chance Ryker
Like a Hufflepuff: Pax Wintergreen
Like a Ravenclaw: Waker Nolan
Like a Slytherin: Demitria Strelnikov
Outspoken: Figaro Sellaphix (by virtue of never shutting up!)
Loyal friend: Chance Ryker
Fearsome foe: Callum Knight
Unlucky: Noriko Wakahisa
Rabid Quidditch fan: Dracon Towler
Pure of heart: Pax Wintergreen
Mean-spirited: Kitty Li
Unlikely couple: Mystique Ketteridge & Trent Travis
Likely couple: Razzy Chancelier & Erin Harper
Cynical: Maddie Pratt
Friendly: Pax Wintergreen
Gullible: Winifred Oliver
Dramatic: Neely Woolfolk
Brainy: Henry Somerville
Competitive: Emmy Lou Carter
Lazy: Figaro Sellaphix
Romantic: Eirene Antonopoulos (especially for SAAAAASHAAAA)
Popular: Fauna Blake
Involved in school activities: Fauna Blake
Changed since last year: Ruby Flickwick (my sister has lost her mind)


Best…

Couple: Razzy Chancelier & Erin Harper
Friendship: Emmy Lou Carter & Quinn McAvoy
Duelist: Grace Eddy
Dressed: Neely Woolkfolk & Ferguson Amherst
Leader: Dion Fayette
Looking: Dax Fayette
Personality: Pax Wintergreen
Musician: Chance Ryker
Eyes: Chance Ryker
Hair: Beatrix Dark
Smile: Henry Somerville
Figure: George Carter


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Dion Fayette
Become the Next Head Boy: Baxter Fox
Become the Next Head Girl: Eirene Antonopoulos
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Callum Knight
Become an Auror: Dax Fayette
Become a Reporter: Maddie Pratt
Become a Wrock Star: Chance Ryker
Become a Healer: Grace Eddy
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer: Beatrix Dark
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk
Become a Bum: Figaro Sellaphix
Become a Werewolf: Fauna Blake
Work in the Muggle world: Chance Ryker
Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake
Design clothes: Evie Pascal & Neely Woolfolk
Get rich: George Carter
Travel: Wake Nolan
Marry a Muggle: Fauna Blake
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Kitty Li (because no one else will have her)
Have seven kids: Demitria Strelnikov
Get thrown in Azkaban: Callum Knight
Lurk in Knockturn: Xavier Tawse
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Dion Fayette
Fail all their exams: Callum Knight
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Figaro Sellaphix
...and live to tell the tale: Xavier Tawse
Live with their parents: Figaro Sellaphix - because he is a bad kisser and Ladies do not like bad kissers
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Neely Woolkfolk (because she bought the magazine)
Save the world: Dion Fayette (because his mommy told him to)
Buy a haunted house: Noriko Wakahisa (because she is that unlucky)

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric: Professor Tawse
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Tawse
Fashion-forward: Professor Valliancourt
Fashion-backward: Professor Snark
Strict: Professor Austerlitz
Inspiring: Professor Kirchlehner
Approachable: Professor Levartian
Enthusiastic: Professor Trishna
Patient: Professor Valliancourt
Stoic: Professor Ó Móráin
Secretive: Professor Snark
Good-looking: Professor Valliancourt - come on, man.
BADASS: Professor Storm


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Storm
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Austerlitz
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Mister Morgan
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Tawse
Be the next to get arrested: Professor Ó Móráin, please.
Be the next to get married: Professor Valliancourt
Always stay single: Professor Austerlitz
Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor Ó Móráin
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Professor Kirchlehner
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Trishna
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Professor Trishna
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Austerlitz
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Leviartian
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Tawse
...on purpose: Professor Storm
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Valliancourt
Assign too much homework: Professor Austerlitz
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Trishna
Hide a monster in the school: Professor Ó Móráin
Get promoted: Professor Trishna
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Storm
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Trishna

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Figaro Sellaphix - little man can't keep out of trouble.
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Vulpes Connor
Cause a disaster: Fauna Blake
Pull a prank: Figaro Sellaphix
Live in detention: Mairead ó Fearghail
Earn points: Eirene Antonopoulos
Lose points: Callum Knight
Win a debate: Waker Nolan
Crush on someone new each week: Leon Monroe
Crush on a teacher: Quinn McAvoy
Break your heart: Emily. Louise. Carter.
Backstab a friend: Kitty Li
Be out after curfew: George Carter
Splinch themselves apparating: Vulpes Connor
Fall off their broom: Fauna Blake


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Emily Louise Carter
Like a Hufflepuff: Pax Wintergreen
Like a Ravenclaw: Waker Nolan
Like a Slytherin: Demitria Strelnikov
Outspoken: George Carter
Loyal friend: Sophie Flickwick
Fearsome foe: Maeve Whitman
Unlucky: Noriko Wakahisa
Rabid Quidditch fan: Mystique Ketteridge
Pure of heart: Fauna Blake
Mean-spirited: Kitty Li
Unlikely couple: Heliotrope LeJean and Dracon Towler
Likely couple: Sophie Flickwick and Chance Ryker
Cynical: Maddie Pratt
Friendly: Matty Amherst
Gullible: Noriko Wakahisa
Dramatic: Neely Woolfolk
Brainy: Waker Nolan
Competitive: Dracon Towler
Lazy: Figaro Sellaphix
Romantic: Sasha Schlagenweit!
Popular: Grace Eddy
Involved in school activities: Beatrix Dark
Changed since last year: Ruby Flickwick


Best…

Couple: Sasha Schlagenweit and Ferguson Amherst
Friendship: Emily Louise Carter and Quinn McAvoy
Duelist: Xavier Tawse
Dressed: Vincent Pennyapple
Leader: Mystique Ketteridge
Looking: Emily Louise Carter
Personality: Emily Louise Carter
Musician: -
Eyes: Emily Louise Carter
Hair: Emily Louise Carter
Smile: Emily Louise Carter
Figure: Emily Louise Carter


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Baxter Fox
Become the Next Head Boy: Chance Ryker
Become the Next Head Girl: Sophie Flickwick
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: ME.
Become an Auror: Joshua Harcroft
Become a Reporter: Quinn McAvoy
Become a Wrock Star: Xavier Tawse
Become a Healer: Dahlia Collins
Become an Unspeakable: Murphy Urquhart
Become a Potioneer: Devlin Matthews... ahem.
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk
Become a Bum: GEORGE CARTER.
Become a Werewolf: Fauna Blake
Work in the Muggle world: Erin Harper
Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake
Design clothes: Arielle Snark
Get rich: Dracon Towler
Travel: Dion Fayette
Marry a Muggle: Eli Park
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Morvin Sharp
Have seven kids: Quinn McAvoy
Get thrown in Azkaban: Trent Travis
Lurk in Knockturn: Xavier Tawse
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Waker Nolan
Fail all their exams: Figaro Sellaphix
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Baxter Fox
...and live to tell the tale: Naomi Foley
Live with their parents: Erik Collins
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Theta Pepper
Save the world: Pax Wintergreen
Buy a haunted house:Billius Clogg-Spleen

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric: Professor Kirchlehner
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward: Professor Vaillancourt
Fashion-backward: Madam Hooch
Strict: Professor O Morain
Inspiring:
Approachable: Professor Trishna
Enthusiastic:
Patient:Professor Trishna
Stoic: Professor O Morain
Secretive: Professor Storm
Good-looking: Professor Vaillancourt
BADASS:


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Kirchlehner
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Storm
Be the next to get arrested: Professor Tawse (cause he's a Tawse!)
Be the next to get married: Professor Trishna (cause he is the only nice one)
Always stay single: Professor Storm (nobody could love a meanie like that)
Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor O Morain
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Professor Trishna (cause he's a free spirit like that)
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor O Morain (they're purebloods like that)
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Professor Storm (to kill people and be secretiive about it)
Hand out the most detentions: Professor O Morain
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Trishna
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose: Professor Storm
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Trishna
Assign too much homework:
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Storm
Hide a monster in the school: Professor Storm
Get promoted: Professor Storm (via assasination)
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Storm (from his murders backfiring)
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor O Morain (cause he's really short)

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Dax & Dion
Cause a disaster:
Pull a prank: Figaro Sellaphix
Live in detention: Figaro Sellaphix
Earn points: Baxter Fox (he is always getting them when we're in class)
Lose points: Figaro Sellaphix
Win a debate:
Crush on someone new each week: Ayla Collins
Crush on a teacher: Ayla Collins
Break your heart: Blake Knight (cause he so kissed me when he was dating Ayla)
Backstab a friend: Naomi Foley (cause she's a mean Slytherin and that's what they do)
Be out after curfew:
Splinch themselves apparating: Winifred Oliver (cause I'm awful with a wand)
Fall off their broom: Winifred Oliver (because... I never passed flying)


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Nikolas Falkenrath
Like a Hufflepuff: Dax Fayette (<3)
Like a Ravenclaw: Baxter Fox
Like a Slytherin: Naomi Foley (which is not a compliment)
Outspoken: Dax Fayette
Loyal friend: Ayla Collins
Fearsome foe:
Unlucky: Bilius Clogg-Spleen (look at his face!)
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart:
Mean-spirited: Bilius Clogg-Spleen
Unlikely couple: Winifred & Dax (a gal can dream)
Likely couple:
Cynical: Bilius Clogg-Spleen
Friendly:
Gullible: Ambrose Pepper
Dramatic: Winifred Oliver
Brainy: Baxter Fox
Competitive:
Lazy:
Romantic: Ayla Collins
Popular: Dax Fayette
Involved in school activities: Fauna Blake
Changed since last year: Bilius Clogg-Spleen (did you see HOW MUCH BIGGER his nose got?)


Best…

Couple: Winnie & Dax (with lots of hearts and cuteness drawn in)
Friendship: Ayla & Winnie (cause we are the best!)
Duelist: Dax Fayette
Dressed: Dax Fayette
Leader: Dax Fayette
Looking: Dax Fayette
Personality: Ambrose Pepper
Musician:
Eyes: Dax Fayette
Hair: Dax Fayette
Smile: Dax Fayette
Figure: Dax Fayette


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy: Josh Harcroft
Become the Next Head Girl: Noriko Wakahassiwhatever
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror: Dax Fayette (<3)
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk
Become a Bum: Bilius Clogg-Spleen (cause nobody would hire him)
Become a Werewolf: Bilius Clogg-Spleen (cause they'd try to eat him to rid the world of his awful nose)
Work in the Muggle world: Sasha Shlagginwhite
Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake
Design clothes:
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a Muggle: Sasha Shlagginwhite
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Bilius Clogg-Spleen (he's already half goblin)
Have seven kids: Dax Fayette (cause he's too pretty to resist)
Get thrown in Azkaban: Bilius Clogg-Spleen
Lurk in Knockturn: Bilius Clogg-Spleen
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Dax Fayette (he's a genius)
Fail all their exams: Bilius Clogg-Spleen
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Xavier Tawse (cause he's a Tawse?)
...and live to tell the tale: Dax Fayette
Live with their parents: Bilius Clogg-Spleen (cause nobody would ever have him)
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Dax Fayette (cause he's GORGEOUS)
Save the world: Dax Fayette
Buy a haunted house: Bilius Clogg-Spleen (only ghosts want to be his friend)

The Hogwarts Staff


Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm. But that's a compliment!
Eccentric: Professor Kirchlehner says funny things.
Muggle-tolerant: Everybody should be muggle-tolerant.
Fashion-forward: Professor Vaillancourt always wears expensive, pretty things.
Fashion-backward: Professor Tawse. His clothes are very... colourful!
Strict: Professor Blair seemed strict the first day.
Inspiring: Headmistress Snark. She's the Headmistress!
Approachable: Professor Trishna. He listened to almost my whole ten-year career plan!
Enthusiastic: Professor Trishna. He changes his cat into dinosaurs!
Patient: Professor O Morain. He made it through an entire Wizarding Heritage meeting with Tynan in it.
Stoic: I know what that means! It means really calm. I pick Madam Hooch.
Secretive: Keeping secrets is bad.
Good-looking: It is not appropreate to judge others based on their looks.
BADASS: Who put a bad word on this survey?!


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Tawse. But he handles everything really well!
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Mister Morgan after the frogs invaded his library.
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: But why?
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: That's not funny!
Be the next to get arrested: None of them! That's terrible!
Be the next to get married: All of them!
Always stay single: That's really mean.
Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor O Morain. And he should!
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Well, is it a really nice vacation spot? Are they going to Greece?
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Mister Morgan.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: None of them would do something so childish.
Hand out the most detentions: Headmistress Snark.
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Madam Nagde. She's really nice!
Give Students Bad Advice: No.
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Trishna.
Assign too much homework: There's no such thing as too much homework. My mother says so.
Let a student get away with murder: No.
Hide a monster in the school: That's dangerous!
Get promoted: Everyone deserves a promotion. But I'll pick Professor Vaillancourt.
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Storm did earlier in the year. It was terrible.
Trip on Their own Robes: No.

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Tynan MacFusty, for getting into silly fights!
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: I'm sure that's against the rules.
Cause a disaster: Mairead, and I bet she'd laugh, too!
Pull a prank: Erik Collins.
Live in detention: Mairead should.
Earn points: Dahlia Collins, I suppose.
Lose points: Cyhirae Trishna, that time she attacked Professor Storm!
Win a debate: Waker Nolan.
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher: Innapropriate!
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Tynan MacFusty.
Splinch themselves apparating: Adley Rothwell. Because he doesn't like kittens.
Fall off their broom: Not me!


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Erik Collins.
Like a Hufflepuff: Pax Wintergreen.
Like a Ravenclaw: Sasha Schlagenweit.
Like a Slytherin: Euphemia Grissom-Dolohov.
Outspoken: Mary Beth MacEvoy says bad words!
Loyal friend: Pax!
Fearsome foe: Heliotrope LeJean. She makes icky tadpoles!
Unlucky: Noriko Wakahisa.
Rabid Quidditch fan: Rabid?!
Pure of heart: Sasha Schlagenweit.
Mean-spirited: Mairead!
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple:
Cynical: Cyhirae Trishna.
Friendly: Pax Wintergreen
Gullible: Winifred Oliver for believing Divination is important.
Dramatic: Winifred Oliver.
Brainy: Philo Falkin, when he's not ruining cake.
Competitive: Peter Marcolf.
Lazy: Mairead.
Romantic: Sasha!
Popular: Ayla Collins.
Involved in school activities: Waker Nolan.
Changed since last year: I didn't know anyone last year.


Best…

Couple:
Friendship:
Duelist:
Dressed: Aglaia Knight.
Leader: Waker Nolan.
Looking: Sasha Schlagenweit.
Personality: Noriko Wakahisa.
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile:
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Waker Nolan.
Become the Next Head Boy: Pax Wintergreen.
Become the Next Head Girl: Me!
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Edmund Klint.
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter: Baxter Fox.
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer: Me!
Become an Unspeakable: Tynan MacFusty should become an unspeakable so he can stop talking!
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum: Keegan!
Become a Werewolf: That's a terrible thing to wish on someone.
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights:
Design clothes: Neely Woolfolk.
Get rich: Kitty Li.
Travel:
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Heliotrope LeJean!
Have seven kids: Theya Pepper is really nice to the first-years.
Get thrown in Azkaban: Morvin Sharp, for being mean to Pax.
Lurk in Knockturn: That's not safe.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha Schlagenweit.
Fail all their exams: Mairead.
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Neely Woolfolk.
Save the world: Sasha Schlagenweit.
Buy a haunted house: Erik Collins. He'd fit in well with the pranks!

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric: Professor Kirchlehner
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward: Professor Vaillancourt
Fashion-backward: Tulojow
Strict: Professor Ó Móráin
Inspiring: Professor Levartian
Approachable: Professor Levartian
Enthusiastic:
Patient: Professor Trishna
Stoic: Professor Storm
Secretive: Professor Storm
Good-looking: Professor Ó Móráin
BADASS: ... None of them are really bad ass.


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Storm
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:
Be the next to get arrested: Professor Storm
Be the next to get married: Professor Levartian
Always stay single: Professor Storm
Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor Ó Móráin
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Snark (she seems the kind of woman who can't be charmed by anyone other than herself)
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Professor Trishna
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Ó Móráin
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Trishna
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose: Professor Storm
Give Students Good Advice:
Assign too much homework:
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Storm
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted: Professor Trishna
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Tawse (he's short!)

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Dax & Dion Fayette
Cause a disaster: Dax Fayette
Pull a prank:
Live in detention: Figaro Sellaphix
Earn points: Waker Nolan
Lose points: Figaro Sellaphix
Win a debate:
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher: Grace Eddy (she likes 'em older)
Break your heart: Dion Fayette (he has no heart!)
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Dax Fayette
Splinch themselves apparating: Professor Storm (... it's true, even if it is the wrong category)
Fall off their broom:


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Me! (Brett Abraham)
Like a Hufflepuff: Fauna Blake
Like a Ravenclaw: Waker Nolan
Like a Slytherin: Callum Knight
Outspoken:
Loyal friend: Dax Fayette
Fearsome foe:
Unlucky:
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: Grace Eddy
Mean-spirited:
Unlikely couple: Josh Harcroft & Kitty Li
Likely couple: Chance Ryker & Fauna Blake
Cynical:
Friendly: Fauna Blake
Gullible: Fauna Blake
Dramatic:
Brainy:
Competitive: Dion Fayette
Lazy:
Romantic: Grace Eddy
Popular: Dax Fayette
Involved in school activities: Fauna Blake
Changed since last year: Fauna Blake


Best…

Couple:
Friendship: Brett Abraham & Dax Fayette (cause we're just awesome)
Duelist: Brett Abraham (I'm damn good with a wand.)
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking:
Personality: Fauna Blake
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair: Fauna Blake
Smile:
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy:
Become the Next Head Girl:
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror: Brett Abraham (cause I am going to be one)
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer: Grace Eddy
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum: Dax Fayette
Become a Werewolf: Dion Fayette
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake
Design clothes:
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Fauna Blake
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban: Morvin Sharp
Lurk in Knockturn: Morvin Sharp
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Grace Eddy
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Dion Fayette (trying to capture them)
...and live to tell the tale: Dax Fayette (capturing them and saving Dion's ass)
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Storm, def.
Eccentric: Tawse!
Muggle-tolerant: Trishna I'm putting Levartian on account of her breasts brains.
Fashion-forward: Madame Juliette, naturally.
Fashion-backward: Storm. I think he wears the same clothes everyday.
Strict: Austerlitz. You say one thing out of line and she's like RAWR GO STAND IN THE HALL
Inspiring: Vaillancourt. She inspires me to action. Frequently.
Approachable: Tawse...provided you don't trip over him.
Enthusiastic: Tawse!
Patient: Hah! None of them.
Stoic: ...Storm?
Secretive: Reid.
Good-looking: Vaillancourt. SO MUCH.
BADASS: Storm!


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Storm. They're usually his fault, too.
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Morgan.
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Tawse, totally.
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: I'd say Storm, but...well, actually, there isn't anyone else who'd do that. I bet the first years suck at cooking.
Be the next to get arrested: Does sex-arresting count Storm. I'm putting him for a lot, aren't I?
Be the next to get married:
Always stay single: Storm. Those jowls! He's like an angry turkey!
Lecture students about their uniforms: O Morain. He can go button himself  up,if you catch my drift.
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Snark I hope
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): O Morain. Bet it's those glasses.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Tawse.
Hand out the most detentions: Austerlitz! Or maybe Reid.
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Haha who goes to the teachers for that? Other than some loser in Ravenclaw.
Give Students Bad Advice: Storm. It's all a trick. But maybe that what he wants us to think.
...on purpose: ...Snark?
Give Students Good Advice: Levartian
Assign too much homework: Any of them, right now! But probably Storm.
Let a student get away with murder: ...Storm. Because he'd hand you a score sheet with notes for improvement.
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Schlagenweit.
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Me, obviously.
Cause a disaster: Fauna. I love you, girl, but seriously.
Pull a prank: Sellaphix.
Live in detention: Haha. Half the school? Sellaphix.
Earn points: Waker!
Lose points: Can I vote for the entire first year class?
Win a debate: Me! I always win. It's easy. I just say 'Yeah, well I bet Voldemort liked X!' and debate over. It's magic.
Crush on someone new each week: Dion.
Crush on a teacher: Ayla, or maybe Adelia.
Break your heart: George Carter, you fox!
Backstab a friend: Kitty Li. RAAAAWR!
Be out after curfew: The Darks. Any of them, I can't tell them apart.
Splinch themselves apparating: Wakahisa.
Fall off their broom: Fauna.


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Brett Abraham
Like a Hufflepuff: Pax. Seriously, we could put him in a badger suit and he'd be an awesome mascot.
Like a Ravenclaw: Waker!
Like a Slytherin: Kitty Li
Outspoken: Fauna! She does it with posters.
Loyal friend: Brett!
Fearsome foe: Kitty Li. She'll scratch your eyes out!
Unlucky: Haha. Schlagenweit.
Rabid Quidditch fan: Edmund.
Pure of heart: Sophie!
Mean-spirited: Callum Knight.
Unlikely couple: Vaillancourt/Morgan. Why is it all the women that SHOULD be cougars aren't?
Likely couple:
Cynical:
Friendly: Pax!
Gullible:
Dramatic: Neely Woolfolk.
Brainy:
Competitive: Dion. Guh.
Lazy: Sellaphix.
Romantic:
Popular: Neely Woolfolk.
Involved in school activities: Fauna!
Changed since last year: Ruby. :(


Best…

Couple: Emmylou and Edmund. That was mean. Um. No idea.
Friendship:  Grace/Fauna? Waker/Theta? Girl/Girl is fine in my book.
Duelist:  Dion, Kit, Grace...oh. I can't decide. Can I put me?
Dressed:
Leader: Waker!
Looking: Me, of course!
Personality: Fauna.
Musician: Matty!
Eyes: Me.
Hair:
Smile: Pax.
Figure: Yours truly! Have you seen my butt? Epic.


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Dion. Bet he'd outlaw fun.
Become the Next Head Boy: Sasha Schlagenwhatist.
Become the Next Head Girl: Arielle Snark.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Edmund Klint!
Become an Auror: Josh Harcroft.
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star: Matty!
Become a Healer: Grace.
Become an Unspeakable: Sharp. I hope.
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk.
Become a Bum: Sellaphix.
Become a Werewolf: Fauna. :( 
Work in the Muggle world: Schlagenwhite.
Work for werewolf rights: Faunaaaaa
Design clothes: Neely Foolwolk Woolfolk!
Get rich: Dion I hope
Travel: Emmylou
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):
Have seven kids: ..all with the same mom?
Get thrown in Azkaban: Sharp.
Lurk in Knockturn: Knight.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Dion.
Fail all their exams: Sellaphix.
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Me!
...and live to tell the tale: ...not me!
Live with their parents: Graham Bombay Sellaphix
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Woolfolk!
Save the world: Fauna!
Buy a haunted house: Haha what sort of numbnuts would do that?

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating:
Eccentric: Trishna. Science.
Muggle-tolerant: Tawse and Trishna.
Fashion-forward: Valliancourt.
Fashion-backward:
Strict: Austerlitz.
Inspiring: Reid.
Approachable:
Enthusiastic: Trishna.
Patient: Tawse.
Stoic: Reid.
Secretive: Reid.
Good-looking:
BADASS:


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Storm.
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married:
Always stay single:
Lecture students about their uniforms: O Morain.
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Reid.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): O Morain.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions: Reid.
Offer a shoulder to cry on:
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose: Snark.
Give Students Good Advice: Storm.
Assign too much homework: n/a.
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Dax
Cause a disaster:
Pull a prank: Sellaphix.
Live in detention: Sellaphix, as he should.
Earn points:
Lose points:
Win a debate:
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher:
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend: Whitman.
Be out after curfew:
Splinch themselves apparating: Wakahisa.
Fall off their broom: Blake Dax


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Grace Eddy.
Like a Hufflepuff: Fauna Blake.
Like a Ravenclaw: Waker Nolan.
Like a Slytherin: Maeve Whitman.
Outspoken:
Loyal friend: Blake.
Fearsome foe: Me.
Unlucky: Schlagenweit.
Rabid Quidditch fan: Klint.
Pure of heart: Sophie Flickwick.
Mean-spirited: Callum Knight.
Unlikely couple: Blake/Ryker.
Likely couple:
Cynical:
Friendly: Wintergreen.
Gullible: Blake.
Dramatic: Woolfolk.
Brainy: Nolan.
Competitive: Me.
Lazy: Sellaphix.
Romantic: Ryker.
Popular: Woolfolk.
Involved in school activities: Blake.
Changed since last year: Ruby Flickwick.


Best…

Couple:
Friendship: Waker Nolan and Theta Pepper.
Duelist: Kit Branwell.
Dressed: Cornelia Woolfolk.
Leader: Me.
Looking:
Personality:
Musician: Demetria Strelnikov.
Eyes: Ruby Flickwick.
Hair: Waker Nolan.
Smile: Blake.
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Waker Nolan.
Become the Next Head Boy: Sasha Schlagenweit.
Become the Next Head Girl: Arielle Snark.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Edmund Klint.
Become an Auror: Me.
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer: Grace Eddy.
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum: Sellaphix.
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights: Blake.
Design clothes: Woolfolk.
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Me.
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric:
Muggle-tolerant: Daddy Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward:
Fashion-backward:
Strict: Storm
Inspiring:
Approachable: Dad Professor Trishna
Enthusiastic: Auntie Ish hasn't been worn down yet.
Patient: Professor Trishna
Stoic: Storm
Secretive:
Good-looking: Daddy Professor Trishna of course.
BADASS:


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Tawse
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Storm
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:  After last week, Tawse
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Austerlitz
Be the next to get arrested: Storm
Be the next to get married: NOT Professor Trishna and definatly NOT PROFESSOR STORM I don't want him to be my grandpa.
Always stay single: IT BETTER BE PROFESSOR STORM
Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor Ó Móráin
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Professor Kirchlehner
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Kirchlehner?
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions: Austerlitz
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Da Professor Trishna
Give Students Bad Advice: Morgan?
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Trishna
Assign too much homework: Austerlitz
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school: I wouldn't be surprised by Storm
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Storm
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut:
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume:
Cause a disaster: Erik Collins, Mairead ó Fearghail
Pull a prank: Erik Collins
Live in detention: Erik again.
Earn points: Eirene, ugh.
Lose points: Erik
Win a debate:
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher: Dahlia Collins
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Erik
Splinch themselves apparating:
Fall off their broom: Eirene


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Tynan Mac Fusty
Like a Hufflepuff: Pax, x1,000
Like a Ravenclaw: Me?
Like a Slytherin: Georgiana
Outspoken:
Loyal friend: Pax, duh.
Fearsome foe: Georgiana
Unlucky: Sasha Schlagenweit
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: Noriko
Mean-spirited: Erik
Unlikely couple: Tynan and Eirene
Likely couple:
Cynical: Georgiana
Friendly: Pax
Gullible: Noriko
Dramatic: Eirene
Brainy: All of Ravenclaw
Competitive: Eirene
Lazy:
Romantic: Dahlia
Popular: Pax, cause he's so nice.
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year: -


Best…

Couple:
Friendship:
Duelist: Dion Fayette
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking:
Personality:
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile:
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy: Probably Pax.
Become the Next Head Girl: Hopefully not Eirene.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer: Given how much she talks about it, Eirene.
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world: ME! Astrophysicist extraordinaire.
Work for werewolf rights: Pax
Design clothes: Georgiana
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Heliotrope LeJean
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn:
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Eirene, Peter, me
Fail all their exams:
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Georgiana
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric: Professor Kirchlehner/Professor Tawse
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward: Professor Vaillancourt
Fashion-backward: Librarian Morgan (he has really long hair, sometimes I mistake him for a woman!)
Strict: Professor Storm
Inspiring: Professor Reid (I just want to get into Runes)
Approachable: Professor Tawse
Enthusiastic: Professor Trishna
Patient: Madam Healer Nagde
Stoic: Professor Storm
Secretive: Headmistress Snark (we rarely see her out of office expect to perform duty)
Good-looking: N/A
BADASS: Professor Storm/Professor Kirchlehner (have you seen the stuffed rhino?!)


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Tawse (D’Arvit, that lesson with the jellybeans)
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Headmistress Snark (if rumors are to be believed)
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Blair (I hope, then they could cancel Herbology)
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Trishna (have you heard how he doesn’t like the things?!)
Be the next to get arrested: Librarian Morgan (he’s been seen in Knockturn, hasn’t he?)
Be the next to get married: Professor Vaillancourt
Always stay single: Flying Instructor/Quidditch Referee Hooch
Lecture students about their uniforms: Deputy Head Professor Ó Móráin
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Professor Austerlitz (if she gets stuck in a tomb) or Professor Blair (so we don’t have Herbology)
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Deputy Head Professor Ó Móráin (he’s in number two spot)
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Madam Healer Nadge (just to make sure no one got hurt)
Hand out the most detentions: Professor Vaillancourt
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Tawse
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Trishna (on anything not to do with Astronomy)
...on purpose: Professor Kirchlehner (to see students muck in class)
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Tawse
Assign too much homework: Professor Austerlitz
Let a student get away with murder: Professor Storm (if the rumors are true and he ordered the hit)
Hide a monster in the school: Deputy Head Professor Ó Móráin (that’s his job, isn’t it?)
Get promoted: Professor Tawse (he might be a Head of House next year)
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Madam Healer Nagde (because…she lives there)
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Tawse

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Casey O’Doherty (although his allergies have gotten better)
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: Razzy Chancelier/Eli Park (they’re, er, close?)
Cause a disaster: Heliotrope LeJean (the flooded stairway, anybody?)
Pull a prank: Erik Collins
Live in detention: Figaro Sellaphix
Earn points: Eirene Antonopoulos
Lose points: Erik Collins
Win a debate: Theta Pepper
Crush on someone new each week: Winifred Oliver
Crush on a teacher: Tynan MacFusty (he’s oddly silent in potions, don’t tell him I said that)
Break your heart: Cyhirae Trishna
Backstab a friend: Billius Clogg-Spleen
Be out after curfew: Erik Collins, Mairead ó Fearghail, Tynan MacFusty (how many Gryffindors do I need to list?)
Splinch themselves apparating: Ambrose Pepper (if his brother Tim is to be believed)
Fall off their broom: Vulpes Connor (and smile while doing so)


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Erik Collins
Like a Hufflepuff: Dahlia Collins
Like a Ravenclaw: Philo Falkin (that’s me! Get it?)
Like a Slytherin: Euphemia Grissom-Dolohov
Outspoken: Eirene Antonopoulos (outspoken=opinionated)
Loyal friend: Peter Marcolf
Fearsome foe: Morvin Sharp
Unlucky: Noriko Wakahisa
Rabid Quidditch fan: Ayla Collins
Pure of heart: Theta Pepper
Mean-spirited: Euphemia Grissom-Dolohov/Aglaia Knight
Unlikely couple: Bilius Clogg-Spleen and Winifred Oliver
Likely couple: Tynan MacFusty and Mairead ó Fearghail (aren’t they…made for each other? They like punching things)
Cynical: Euphemia Grissom-Dolohov
Friendly: Theta Pepper
Gullible: Heliotrope LeJean
Dramatic: Mary Beth MacEvoy
Brainy: Eirene Antonopoulos
Competitive: Eirene Antonopoulos
Lazy: Figaro Sellaphix
Romantic: Baxter Fox (he has it bad for girls recently)
Popular: Sophie Flickwick
Involved in school activities: Eirene Antonopoulos
Changed since last year: N/A


Best…

Couple: Erik Collins/Eirene Antonopoulos [This answer is covered by spilt milk knocked over from laughing too hard]
Friendship: Pax Wintergreen with any of his friends
Duelist: Casey O’Doherty (I heard he tried to incarcerate a seventh year!!)
Dressed: Dahlia Collins
Leader: N/A
Looking: [There was a name written then it was smudged out]
Personality: Theta Pepper
Musician: Vulpes Connor (or at least he always wears those head-fones)
Eyes: Er…
Hair: Um…
Smile: They actually ask these?
Figure: [There was a name written, same as above, then it was smudged out]


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Peter Marcolf (I’d vote for him)
Become the Next Head Boy: Pax Wintergreen
Become the Next Head Girl: Eriene Antonopoulos (and Merlin help us)
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Ayla Collins
Become an Auror: Tynan MacFusty
Become a Reporter: Dahlia Collins
Become a Wrock Star: Erik Collins
Become a Healer: Eriene Antonopoulos (she’s told us a hundred times by now…)
Become an Unspeakable: Theta Pepper
Become a Potioneer: Pax Wintergreen
Become a Socialite: Aglaia Knight
Become a Bum: Figaro Sellaphix
Become a Werewolf: Sasha Schlagenweit (well I’m never going to become a werewolf!!)
Work in the Muggle world: Erik Collins (after the music bit falls out)
Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake
Design clothes: Noriko Wakahisa (stretchable and spell proof)
Get rich: Henry Sommerville (publish an award winning paper or win the lotto)
Travel: Heliotrope LeJean (by sea of course)
Marry a Muggle: Pax Wintergreen
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Well, whoever marries Heliotrope…
Have seven kids: I seem to have gone down the odd train of thought with that last entry. If Heliotrope got pregnant, would she have a school of fish?
Get thrown in Azkaban: Morvin Sharp (he’s evil, I tell you)
Lurk in Knockturn: Euphemia Grissom-Dolohov
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Eirene Antonopoulos (big surprise there)
Fail all their exams: Figaro Sellaphix
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Figaro Sellaphix (already claimed to have done so)
...and live to tell the tale: Well, the above, although I think Mairead might punch them out
Live with their parents: Well I don’t plan to
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Theta Pepper
Save the world: Tynan MacFusty (on a dragon! With armor made from a kelpie!)
Buy a haunted house: Casey O’Doherty (he’s rich enough and doesn’t seem to be afraid of anything)

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm is one badass old bloke.
Eccentric: Tulojow Nagde.
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna.
Fashion-forward: Er.
Fashion-backward: Landis.
Strict: Professor Austerlitz or Storm.
Inspiring: Yeah, right.
Approachable: Professor Vaillancourt. She's kind of chilly but I think she likes me. And the new Transfig professor, he's short and friendly.
Enthusiastic: Madam Hooch.
Patient: Nagde. Definitely. She digs me.
Stoic: Professor O'Morain.
Secretive: Headmistress Snark. Sure, I know, she's off in talks about the "tournament"...
Good-looking: Professor Vaillancourt, definitely. Professor Reid, too.
BADASS: Hah, already answered this question! Storm.


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Storm.
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Landis.
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Tawse, the poor new bloke. We're gonna eat him alive.
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Landis.
Be the next to get arrested: Tulojow Nagde. Yeah.
Be the next to get married: I dunno.
Always stay single: Landis. No one wants to be stuck with that Merlin-ugly face.
Lecture students about their uniforms: O'Morain.
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Well, we've already had that happen, haven't we? All the other professors who just... disappeared after working here a while. Or maybe Landis, he hates everyone. Kind of surprised he's lasted this long.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Hot. I mean. Gross.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Tulojow. She's pretty brilliant sometimes.
Hand out the most detentions: Professor O'Morain.
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Oh, come on. That's just disgusting.
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose: Landis.
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Kirchlehner?
Assign too much homework: All of them.
Let a student get away with murder: I feel like Storm would teach us how to murder.
Hide a monster in the school: O'Morain. He's too strait-laced not to be hiding something.
Get promoted: Dunno.
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Like I'd know.
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Trishna.

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Heh. Me.
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: The Fayette twins. Duh.
Cause a disaster: That little first year - O'Fairell? Little punk.
Pull a prank: Same as above. It's almost endearing.
Live in detention: For a while, Callum Knight.
Earn points: Eirene complicated-last-name.
Lose points: Sellaphix.
Win a debate: Waker Nolan.
Crush on someone new each week: Sophie Flickwick
Crush on a teacher: Every bloke in Vaillancourt's class.
Break your heart: ...yeah. No.
Backstab a friend: Kitty Li.
Be out after curfew: Merlin, everyone.
Splinch themselves apparating: Noriko Wakahisa.
Fall off their broom: Dax Fayette.


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Sophie.
Like a Hufflepuff: I don't associate with Hufflepuffs. Except Razzy.
Like a Ravenclaw: Waker Nolan.
Like a Slytherin: Maeve.
Outspoken: Quinn McAvoy.
Loyal friend: I guess... Razzy Chancelier.
Fearsome foe: Kitty Li. I don't dare piss her off.
Unlucky: Noriko Wakahisa.
Rabid Quidditch fan: Me.
Pure of heart: Don't think I know any of those, mate.
Unlikely couple: Mysti and Trent. Bellatrix and anyone. Sellaphix and Sophie.
Likely couple: 'S not really a couple, but Kitty and Demitria practically run the house. And once you see them on the Quiddith pitch...
Cynical: Razzy.
Friendly: Maddie Pratt. At least, that's the impression I got that one time she grabbed me by the shirtfront.
Gullible: Winnie  Oliver.
Dramatic: Neely Woolfolk.
Competitive: Me.
Lazy: Razzy.
Romantic: Yeah, I. Um. Razzy wouldn't like it, but...
Involved in school activities: Fauna Blake.
Changed since last year: Sasha Schlagenweit.


Best…

Couple: Well.
Friendship: Kitty Li and Demitria Strelnikov.
Dressed: Neely Woolfolk.
Leader: Vincent Pennyapple.
Personality: Sophie's nice.
Musician: I don't know any musicians, but Vulpes Connor's always listening to music.
Eyes: Razzy.
Hair: Fergie.
Smile: Hannah Harper's got a sweet smile.
Figure: Dion Fayette.


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: Waker Nolan? She's so... efficient.
Become the Next Head Boy: Probably Vincent Pennyapple.
Become the Next Head Girl: Dunno.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: It better be me.
Become a Reporter: Neely Woolfolk.
Become a Wrock Star: Quinn McAvoy.
Become a Healer: Fauna Blake?
Become an Unspeakable: Euphemia Grissom-Dolohov.
Become a Potioneer: Bilius Clogg-Spleen.
Become a Socialite: Neely Woolfolk.
Become a Bum: Vulpes Connor.
Become a Werewolf: Fauna Blake.
Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake or Chance Ryker.
Design clothes: Gigi Trishna.
Get rich: Callum Knight.
Have seven kids: Sophie Flickwick.
Get thrown in Azkaban: Xavier Tawse.
Lurk in Knockturn: Heliotrope LeJean.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Eirene Antonopoulos.
Fail all their exams: Trent Travis.
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Figaro Sellaphix.
...and live to tell the tale: Callum Knight.
Live with their parents: Beatrix Dark. 'Cos her dad is crazy and she probably wants to live with him.
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Vincent Pennyapple.
Save the world: Pffft.
Buy a haunted house: Murphy Urquhart.

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Snark.
Eccentric: Tawse, it appears...
Muggle-tolerant: . . . Tawse. Despite, or perhaps because of, the last name.
Fashion-forward: It's a testament to his willpower that it's not Mister Morgan. Definitely Miss Vaillancourt.
Fashion-backward: O Morain. T-shirts are acceptable day wear.
Strict: Austerlitz.
Inspiring: Ignan Storm, apparently, has quite the following.
Approachable: Tawse, I suppose.
Enthusiastic: Blair. In her...own way.
Patient: Storm. He seems to put up with a lot.
Stoic:
Secretive: Reid.
Good-looking: Reid Levartian Vaillancourt They're all aesthetically pleasing.
BADASS: As much as I hate to consider Ignan's arse anything...I'd say he counts.


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: All of us!
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Morgan certainly seems the type....
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: No one would do that! That wouldn't be efficient.
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married: Haha. None of us, at this rate.
Always stay single:
Lecture students about their uniforms: O Morain.
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there: Reid. Can't blame her, really.
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): O Morain.
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: Guilty as charged! Just not when Ignan's looking.
Hand out the most detentions: Reid.
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Tawse.
Give Students Bad Advice: Snark.
...on purpose: ...see above.
Give Students Good Advice: Myrni!
Assign too much homework: Reid.
Let a student get away with murder: Haha, well, if the rumor mill is right, all of us...
Hide a monster in the school: Storm.
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Ignan. He seems to get hurt when I'm around, too. Odd, that.
Trip on Their own Robes: Oh, one time! Just because Darian has pictures -

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Mister Schlagenweit.
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: ??
Cause a disaster: Schlagenweit
Pull a prank: Erik Collins.
Live in detention: Mairead O Fearghial.
Earn points: Miss Antonopoulos.
Lose points: Miss O Fearghial.
Win a debate: Miss Antonopoulos, mostly via determination.
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher: They don't exactly have anyone to pick from! The girls, anyway. At the boy's ages...all of the ladies, honestly.
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend:
Be out after curfew: Mister Collins.
Splinch themselves apparating: Miss Wakahisa.
Fall off their broom: Miss Antonopoulos.


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Mairead O Fearghial.
Like a Hufflepuff: Pax Wintergreen.
Like a Ravenclaw: Cyhirae Trishna.
Like a Slytherin: Neely Woolfolk. (A GOOD Slytherin).
Outspoken:
Loyal friend: Mister Wintergreen.
Fearsome foe: Miss Antonopoulos.
Unlucky: Mister Schlagenweit.
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: Mister Wintergreen.
Mean-spirited: Miss Grissom-Dolohov.
Unlikely couple: Mister Schlagenweit and Mister Amherst
Likely couple:
Cynical: Georgiana Trishna.
Friendly: Mister Wintergreen.
Gullible: Miss Wakahisa.
Dramatic: Miss Woolfolk.
Brainy: Miss Nolan.
Competitive: Mister Dion Fayette.
Lazy:
Romantic:
Popular:
Involved in school activities: Miss Blake.
Changed since last year: Bombay. Because he's gone. <3


Best…

Couple:
Friendship:
Duelist:
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking:
Personality: Mister Wintergreen.
Musician: Miss Strelnikov.
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile: Cyhirae Trishna.
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy: Mister Schlagenweit.
Become the Next Head Girl: Miss Trishna.
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:Eirene Antonopoulos.
Become an Unspeakable: Mister Schlagenweit.
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite: Miss Woolfolk.
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world: Miss Cyhirae  Trishna!
Work for werewolf rights: Miss Blake.
Design clothes: Georgiana Trishna.
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc):
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn: Mister Morgan.
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Mister Schlagenweit.
Fail all their exams: Miss LeJean.
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents: Graham Bombay.
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Miss Woolfolk.
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: How do you spell ora Kirchlener
Eccentric: Professor Trishna
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna
Fashion-forward: Professor Reid and Professor Vaillancourt
Fashion-backward: Professor Trishna (WHO HATES SHOES? THAT IS A CRIME.)
Strict: Professor Ó Móráin
Inspiring: Professor Reid
Approachable: Tulo
Enthusiastic: HA. No one. Classes are sooooo boring.
Patient: Tulo
Stoic: Storm or Morgan
Secretive: Mr. Morgan
Good-looking: Mr. Morgan (owl me)
BADASS: Professor Reid and Mr. Morgan


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Tawse
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Storm or Professor Kirchlehner
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: Professor Vaillancourt with Mr. Morgan
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Professor Kirchlehner, but he would keep the elves, too.
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married: Mr. Morgan (to me). Maybe Professor Vaillancourt.
Always stay single: Madam Hooch
Lecture students about their uniforms: Professor Ó Móráin (but not me because I’m special)
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic): Professor Ó Móráin or Mr. Morgan
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights: IDK MY BFF Tulo
Hand out the most detentions:
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Professor Levartian, Mr. Morgan
Give Students Bad Advice: Professor Kirchlehner
...on purpose: " "
Give Students Good Advice: Professor Reid
Assign too much homework: Everyone
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school: Tulo
Get promoted: Mr. Morgan or Professor Ó Móráin
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Trishna
Trip on Their own Robes: Professor Trishna

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: George or Sasha
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: What?
Cause a disaster: Figaro
Pull a prank: Figaro
Live in detention: Figaro
Earn points: Jordyn
Lose points: FIGARO.
Win a debate: Jordyn
Crush on someone new each week: Hopefully, that little girl in Ravenclaw with lots of vowels in her name.
Crush on a teacher: Those of us who are mature enough.
Break your heart: Sasha Mr. Morgan Is this a trap? Sasha.
Backstab a friend: No comment.
Be out after curfew: Klint and Carter.
Splinch themselves apparating: Ew, Figaro. (Or Fauna.)
Fall off their broom: Fauna Blake.


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Sophie and George
Like a Hufflepuff: The Girl With The Eyes (Fauna Blake)
Like a Ravenclaw: Sasha and Waker
Like a Slytherin: Cornelia Heloise Woolfolk.
Outspoken: Trent Travis
Loyal friend: Cashmere
Fearsome foe: Morvin Sharp, Kitty (chic)
Unlucky: Whoever doesn't choose me for the Witch Weekly cover.
Rabid Quidditch fan: Beatrix Dark.
Pure of heart: Sophie
Mean-spirited: Trench Coat Travis
Unlikely couple: Sasha and Fergie Fauna Blake and anyone.
Likely couple:
Cynical: Trent Travis
Friendly: Sophie, Abby Reid She doesn't even go here.
Gullible: Ambrose Pepper
Dramatic: Eirene
Brainy: Nolan
Competitive: Carter or Carter
Lazy: Figaro
Romantic: Mr. Morgan Julian St. James!
Popular: Jordyn Dimbleby, Maeve Whitman
Involved in school activities: Leon
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple: Me and anyone worthy of dating me
Friendship: SLYTHERIN
Duelist: A Fayette? Morvin.
Dressed: Cornelia Heloise Woolfolk
Leader: Jordyn
Looking: It’s a secret.
Personality:
Musician: Demetria
Eyes: Julian St. James
Hair: Mr. Morgan
Smile: Jordyn Dimbleby
Figure: Maeve Whitman and Professor Reid


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic: LOL
Become the Next Head Boy:
Become the Next Head Girl: Jordyn Dimbleby
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: George Carter
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter: Madeline Pratt
Become a Wrock Star: The Fayettes
Become a Healer: Grace Eddy
Become an Unspeakable: Julian St. James
Become a Potioneer: Ew, why?
Become a Socialite: OH, DARLING, OF COURSE I WILL.
Become a Bum: FIGARO SELLAPHIX. He’s also a deadbeat dad!
Become a Werewolf: Razzy Chancelier
Work in the Muggle world: A Trishna? Sasha?
Work for werewolf rights: Fauna Blake.
Design clothes: Evie Pascal
Get rich: Kitty Li
Travel: Demetria
Marry a Muggle:
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): That mermaid in first year.
Have seven kids: George Carter
Get thrown in Azkaban: Trent Travis, Razzy Chancelier, Trent Travis
Lurk in Knockturn: Trent Travis, Morvin Sharp
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: Sasha, Waker Nolan, Henry Sommerville
Fail all their exams: Figaro, on purpose. Ugh.
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff: Xavier Tawse or Devlin Matthews
...and live to tell the tale: Duh, I just answered that.
Live with their parents: DO I EVEN NEED TO GO THERE? Figaro Sellaphix.
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly: Cornelia Heloise Woolfolk.
Save the world: Percy Dervish
Buy a haunted house: Quinn McAvoy, and she’d cover it in glitter.

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Professor Storm
Eccentric:
Muggle-tolerant: Professor Trishna (not sure that is a good thing)
Fashion-forward: Professor Vaillancourt I suppose
Fashion-backward: Professor Trishna
Strict: Professor Austerlitz
Inspiring: Headmistress Snark
Approachable: Professor Vaillancourt if I had to talk to a professor
Enthusiastic: Professor Tawse (annoyingly so)
Patient: Professor Tawse
Stoic:
Secretive: Headmistress Snark
Good-looking: I suppose Professor Vaillancourt would appeal to the males
BADASS: silly question


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Professor Tawse
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!: Professor Austerlitz
Lock themselves in the Staff Room: They should not be teachin if they did that
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place: Disturbing thought
Be the next to get arrested: Does this matter
Be the next to get married: see answer of above
Always stay single: see answer of above
Lecture students about their uniforms: Deputy Headmaster O Morain
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions:
Offer a shoulder to cry on:
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice:
Assign too much homework:
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut: Professor Storm
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: Tyan MacFusty
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: odd question
Cause a disaster: Turkey (Mairead o Fearghail)
Pull a prank: Keegan Kearney
Live in detention: Turkey or Keegan
Earn points: Eirene Antonopoulos
Lose points: Turkey
Win a debate: Me. One Euphemia Grissom-Dolohov
Crush on someone new each week: do I care?
Crush on a teacher: repeat… do I care?
Break your heart: you can’t break my heart
Backstab a friend: Me
Be out after curfew: One of the Gryffindors
Splinch themselves apparating: Turkey (she is useless)
Fall off their broom: Eirene Antonopoulos (she did not do well)


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Hannah Harper
Like a Hufflepuff: Mary Beth MacEvoy
Like a Ravenclaw: Eirene Antonopoulos
Like a Slytherin: Me. Or Agalia Knight
Outspoken: Eirene Antonopoulos
Loyal friend: Eirene Antonopoulos (not so sure about her these days) or Agalaia Knight
Fearsome foe: Turkey or Adley
Unlucky: Noriko Wakahisa
Rabid Quidditch fan: do I care?
Pure of heart: I don’t know how to judge this
Mean-spirited: Aglaia Knight (in a good way)
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple: Turkey and Keegan (they deserve each other)
Cynical:
Friendly: Pax Wintergreen
Gullible:
Dramatic:
Brainy: Eirene Antonopolus
Competitive:
Lazy: Keegan Kearney
Romantic:
Popular:
Involved in school activities: Fauna Blake (I here her name everywhere)
Changed since last year:


Best…

Couple:
Friendship:
Duelist:
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking:
Personality:
Musician:
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile:
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy: Casey O’Doherty
Become the Next Head Girl: I wish it were me. Eirene Antonopolus
Become a Pro-Quidditch player:
Become an Auror:
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer:
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf: Fauna Blake (weren’t there whispers?)
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights: Any SAWS member. So Fauna Blake
Design clothes: Neely Woolfolk
Get rich: Neely Woolfolk
Travel: Heliotrope LeJean (needs to travel back to where she came from)
Marry a Muggle: Pax Wintergreen
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): Turkey deserves one, but I say Heliotrope LeJean should stick to her own kind
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban:
Lurk in Knockturn: Adley
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: nobody is that smart
Fail all their exams: Turkey
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:
...and live to tell the tale:
Live with their parents:
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house:

The Hogwarts Staff

Who is the most…

Intimidating: Storm
Eccentric:
Muggle-tolerant:
Fashion-forward:
Fashion-backward:
Strict:
Inspiring:
Approachable: Tulo
Enthusiastic:
Patient:
Stoic:
Secretive:
Good-looking: Juliette
BADASS:


Most Likely to...

Experience classroom disasters and disruptions: Any of them if Eirene is thare
Lock troublesome students in the Room of Requirement Banishment!:
Lock themselves in the Staff Room:
Release all of the House Elves, and order the first-years to take their place:
Be the next to get arrested:
Be the next to get married:
Always stay single:
Lecture students about their uniforms:
Go on vacation this summer and choose to stay there:
Charm the Headmistress (without using magic):
Participate in student pranks, games, food fights:
Hand out the most detentions:
Offer a shoulder to cry on: Tulo
Give Students Bad Advice:
...on purpose:
Give Students Good Advice:
Assign too much homework: any of them
Let a student get away with murder:
Hide a monster in the school:
Get promoted:
Wind up in the Hospital Hut:
Trip on Their own Robes:

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Students

Understanding the Present! Most Likely to...

Spend the most days in the Hospital Hut: tulo becouse she lives there
Be Two Horses in a Man Costume: why wold you put too horses in a man costume that is not Practical
Cause a disaster: Eirenee
Pull a prank: Eric
Live in detention: griffindoor
Earn points: Eirene
Lose points: Maireed
Win a debate:
Crush on someone new each week:
Crush on a teacher:
Break your heart:
Backstab a friend: Ewffe
Be out after curfew: Eric
Splinch themselves apparating: Norico
Fall off their broom: Eirene


Most…

Like a Gryffindor: Maireed
Like a Hufflepuff: Pax
Like a Ravenclaw: Eirene
Like a Slytherin: Ewfie
Outspoken: Eirene
Loyal friend: Maireed
Fearsome foe: mum
Unlucky: Noriko
Rabid Quidditch fan:
Pure of heart: Pax
Mean-spirited: Ewfie
Unlikely couple:
Likely couple:
Cynical: Adley
Friendly: Pax
Gullible: Noriko
Dramatic: Eirene
Brainy: Charles
Competitive: Eirene
Lazy:
Romantic:
Popular:
Involved in school activities:
Changed since last year: everythin


Best…

Couple:
Friendship: Keygan and Maireed
Duelist:
Dressed:
Leader:
Looking:
Personality: Maireed
Musician: Maireed
Eyes:
Hair:
Smile: Norico
Figure:


Predicting the Future! Most Likely to…

Become the Minister of Magic:
Become the Next Head Boy:
Become the Next Head Girl: Eirene becuse she cares about that stuff
Become a Pro-Quidditch player: Maireed
Become an Auror: Charles
Become a Reporter:
Become a Wrock Star:
Become a Healer: Eirene I wish she would go and do it already
Become an Unspeakable:
Become a Potioneer:
Become a Socialite:
Become a Bum:
Become a Werewolf:
Work in the Muggle world:
Work for werewolf rights:
Design clothes:
Get rich:
Travel:
Marry a Muggle: pax
Marry a 'Creature' (vampire, werewolf, goblin, hag, veela, etc): I would say Heeleeotope but I dont think anyone would marry her so Ewfie maybe shes kind of like a hag anyway
Have seven kids:
Get thrown in Azkaban: too many two count
Lurk in Knockturn: maireed, she told me she did that once it sounds fun
Get Ten OWLs or NEWTs: eirene
Fail all their exams: eirene becus she tries too hard
Come face to face with  Cináed Tawse or Dugan MacDuff:
...and live to tell the tale: someon lucky
Live with their parents: me an maireed becus were normal
Be on the cover of Witch Weekly:
Save the world:
Buy a haunted house: