Adley Rothwell
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

Eirene Anteater. Etc.
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

Eirene,

Is this your ugly bookmark with a squashed cat on it? I found it in the library's only copy of A Centaur's History of Mars. You were the last person to check it out before me. I can tell by handwriting on the book card. And your name. I can also tell by the fact that it wasn't there the first time I asked Mr. Morgan for it. Why do you have to be so annoying and check out the book I need when I need it? Some of us have better things to do than return ugly bookmarks. Some of us can actually fly more than a half meter without breaking a leg. (Please don't think I'm wishing you good luck.)

Check your books before you return them, blockhead.

A. Rothwell

Eirene Antonopoulos
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

Adley Rothwell
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

Dear Mister A. Rothwell,

I would thank you for returning my bookmark to me but you did it in such a rude way that I can't bring myself to say thank you. I don't think you deserve it. Also it is not ugly.

Barbarians are ugly. I can't understand why you are awkquainted with them. However that is your problem.

Yes, I am so sorry (this is called sarcasm incase you can't tell, Mr. Blockhead) that I thought to check out the book before you did. It's called being prepared! It's not my fault you waited too long to do your school work. So I'm not being annoying! You are!

Also my flying is none of your business thank you very much! I am doing so much better in flying. You can ask Madam Hooch! She'll tell you! Besides, wand work is so much more important. If you focused more on the important things you would not be scrambling about for books.

Sincerely,
Eirene Antonopoulos

Adley Rothwell
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

Antonopoulos
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

Eirene,

I didn't return it to hear your thanks, but it's good to know your mum didn't teach you anything. I would have felt a little bad for you if she had and you turned out so stupid anyway. Now I don't have to! I returned it because it made vomit to look at it. I don't like vomit.

Maybe I should feel bad for you, though, since you're still Euphemia's little doll. Can you perform any tricks yet? We know flying is out.

At least my friends have brains under their braids. Since your bookmark is so ugly, maybe you should find a new quill to go with it. One with spell check. Honestly, though, I don't care about your progress. I know what I saw. I don't need to talk to Hooch unless I plan to join a quidditch team. I'm more focused on important things than you'll ever be, Blockhead.

A. Rothwell

P.S. - There's a spider in your schoolbag.

Eirene Antonopoulos
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

ROTHWELL
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

A. Rothwell,

I am not stupid! I'm a Ravenclaw! It's the Gryffindors who are hopeless! That means you, turnip head!

Also there is no spider! I checked!

I know how to spell! Your eyesight must be poor. No wonder, if you're going to spend time with Mairead, I'd go blind too! Effie is a much better friend! She is smart and tidy and we've been friends for forever! I have lots and lots of friends who are lovely, also!


Sincerely,
Eirene Antonopoulos

Adley Rothwell
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

Blockheadonopoulos
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

Eirene,

So being sorted into the house of books makes you a genius? Yeah, no. I can read, too, but at least I'm no one's sidekick. Save the turnips for your soup.

Be careful, I hear Mairead knows how to get into your tower. And she's not afraid to break curfew. And I'm not afraid to hex your braids off, so stop talking about her or you'll be bald for the summer. Effie must have done some impressive magic on your skull already for you to think so highly of her. When's the wedding, Blockbride? Can I come? (I hope not.)

Watch out for the spiders.

A. Rothwell

Eirene Antonopoulos
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

Mud boy Rothwell
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

A. Rothwell,

You are just jealous! You're left in stinky Gryffindor and I'm sure you regret that everyday! I'm not a sidekick, you're a follower! Yes, a follower of the barbarians. At least I lead Ravenclaw with house points and excellent school work! I'm going to become a prefect someday, and you'll still be stuck in the mud with your supposted army of spiders.

Also I know exactly what you're employing[1], beans for brains, and that's gross not me! It's called being a good friend for years. Do you know how to do that? I don't think you do.

If you hex me you'll be sorry!

Sincerely,
Eirene Antonopoulos

1.	She means implying, haha

Adley Rothwell
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

E.A.
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

Blockhead,

Ha ha ha. Why are you so funny? I heard someone tossed YOU in the mud. There's a word for that, I learned it before Hogwarts. It's called irony. I would lend you my dictionary, but why would I want to do that?

There's no point in looking for future Prefects in crystal balls if you CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER LAST MONTH. Get the past down first, Blocky. You sound like a Troll. You should get your sickles back from that fake Seer in Hufflepuff. (And don't ask Keegan to steal them for you, he won't do it.)

Okay. Bye.

A. Rothwell

Eirene Antonopoulos
First Year Girls Dormitory
Ravenclaw Tower

A.R.
First Year Boys Dormitory
Gryffindor Tower

A. Rothwell,

I know what irony means! I have a dictionary thank you! I have more than one!

I have better things to do then waste my day arguing with you, bug face! So I will take my leave (that means BYE) from these letters and you will just have to find another way to entertain yourself. Best get started on your revision! Good luck finishing your work before it's due (yes that is sarcasm)! Don't ask me for help because I am busy not talking to you!

Also Tynan is mean and you are mean for thinking it's funny that he dropped me in the mud.

Good day!

Sincerely,
Eirene Antonopoulos