Tynan MacFusty
Hogwarts Griffindoor Tower
Scotland

to Mum Theodora MacFusty
the house or the cave if the dragons birnd it down agin
Mingulay Island
Scotland

(April 4th)
dear mum

Da said to rite becuz I need practise and had to stay hear for the break. Sory I hav not ritten befor but no one will rite for me and I dont like it. Schol is fine the food is weird we had sum chewy stuff last night Erik sed it was snails but he is a bugger so no one cared but Eirene got upset and ran away it was very funny.

One of the teachrs gave me a buk book to help with my spelin here is a drawin of it it is hard to read. Its calld a dickshonairy I think that sounds like sumthing the sevenths years boys read but what wuld would I ken I dont look at that stuff it is dirty.

Madamn Nadge has let me help her with her horses she keeps them at the hospitall with her they are very nice one is half unicorn that sum one bred so itd fly which I think sounds stupid why would unicorns need to fly they can walk jus fine. There was another boy doin it befor but he got thrown out for killin that girl the one who died.

Class ar hard especilly astrononomy the new teacher talks to much. Woolfolk jus got drunk and asked us about zoodiack stuff i liked him better becuz i culd slep and he dinnit care. the new one says the moon ran into the earth and bonced of wich is silly youd see the cracks an the moon wuld be all dented. he also says the stars ar real big even tho you can see they arent that big really. and that dragons usd to be big and at plants and not fly and that humins evo evlod used to be monkys. hes kind of mental but keegan seems ken on it so I will leave my judgement since Keegan is better at this than me also Erik likes him becuz because he lets erik wear costumes also he talks about wimmins unmentionables during class wich was funny.

The new potions profee profe teacher is really nice even tho she dinn talk to me i know this is true. She is a redhead and ver bonny I tried to draw her but it dinnit lok like her so you will just have to imagin. peple ar sayin she is wit the libarian who loks like a woman but this is LIE he is to girly to hav girls lik him only fairys.

I miss everon and want to ge hom. tell markus i miss him an not to be a prat to bess.

Theodora MacFusty
Mingulay Island
Scotland

Tynan MacFusty
Gryffindor Table
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Scotland

April 9th

Dear Tynan,

Your Da had you stay for your own good, he says you have to learn how to live with other children because it is Important. We are all alive but the house is gone again the dragon got it. Your Grandmum was innit and she is very angry and says she will give that dragon a good tannin and no mistake just as soon as her hair grows back.

I will write the nurse about keepin horses in the hospital, so much for HIGENE, it is shameful, next she will move it outdoors and you will all catch colds and die like our Tam did just you see.

We are glad to here you are keepin your head on straight and not listening to such muck, your teacher is probably muggle, if he comes here your grandmum will give him what for she says. Next he will be tellin you people could live on Mars which is Nonsense.

Your Da says he thinks you need the talk but hes not sure how to explain it to you yet, so we shall see. We will not let your grandmum explain such things, she will just confuse you and make you fancy the Wrong Sort, so if you get a letter from her about girls you must ignore it you know how she is.

We all miss you and look forward to seeing you this summer but if you do not pass your tests you will have to stay at the school or we will hire you a Tutor and you will have to go stay in a City.

Speaking of citys we all went to London for a Holiday and took in a play, and stayed with your granduncle in their fancy house, it has runnin water and everything. Our Morain was acting very Inappropriately, she even wore one of those impractical skirts that show her knees, she will be dancing on tables next just you see. We also heard this new music, modern Wizards have all lost their tastes we think, this Three Owl Standard clearly cannot meet any Standards except low ones maybe.

Will write to you again later.

All our love,
Mum

Tynan MacFusty
Hogwarts Gryphindor Tower
Scotland

to  Theodora MacFusty
the house or barn if shes busy
Mingulay Island
Scotland

(April 18th)
Dear Mum,

Today we had a Carer Fayre and people from the Ministry came. They set up tables and stuff and told us what they do i wouldnt have gone but it was required. They had meetins were they showed us stuff. The healers made us treat this quiditch player it was kind of weird Eirene was being eirene as always ift she become a healr I would be scared if she tried to treat me she might want hoose points for it. maybe her mum is the same way she is and thats why i lost my eye.

The aurors had a meetin and i was disapointeed. They are all idits no wonder they cant catch anyon. They spent haf the time gigling like girls no ofense ment mum girls are very nice I am sure but it was shameful.

also i did not tell you but there is this girl in my year named Nooriko she is kind of stupid and thinks muggles are cannnibuls. She is very shy like a sheep and about as bright i thought. But when we had a leson about appria aprian appirination she puled our teachers arm right off  i was impressed i think she should have gotten points for it. Now I think shes more like a ram since shes still scared of muggles so shes not too bright but i will give her some respect also she and i had to do a prodject in astonomy and she had me sing it was fun. the teacher gave us a good grade i have included it to prove this since i know Micheal will not believe me.

there is a girl in my class too who is part merpersin. she has gils an averthing and can swim real good i was impressed. I heard sum of the older students sayin you had to sleep with a fish to make one of those so i will not take my kippers to bed with me anymore we have enuff mouths to feed. i wonder what happens when you sleep with sheep, i suspect we will find out soon enough becus Michel has been sleeping with them since Mina left him which is why he smells funny. maybe thats where norikoko came from.

our test ar cumin up i am kind of nervus since i cant rite very well and my teachers keep marking me down for it. the histyr teacher is a angry old biddy i wish grandmum was in her place she tells history better especilly when she does the gestures and leaves in the dirty parts. i am good with my wand i think, the new man who teachers charms gives me good grades. will you let me com home even if i fail one, i dont want to stay here all year.

thy told us to ask abut the elctevies elective ellective classes even tho its a few years away so i thought i should ask you now. i want to take care of magickal creatires that class is the only fun one i think it is stupid i cant take it now im better at it than the others im sure becaose its in my blood.

sorry to hear about the house am glad no one was hurt. You can tell Grandmum I miss her but not her cane, her cane can go get eaten for all i care, they do not use it here and i can get away with anythin, it is wonderful. all they do is talk at me which is silly becuz i am not hurting anyone and even when i do they had it comin and i do not hit girls it is Improper.

oh yes a werewulf attacked the school it was rather silly in my opinion. the charms guy got hurt sorry i don write his name i cant spell it. but no one else did and Storm killed it so its all ok. the charms teacher will not turn into a wolf which i am kind of sad about, a werewolf with a moostcue would be very interestin and would keep us all in line very well i am sure.

oh and it is weird, some of the girls get all flushed and feverish around me, i asked one of the other boys and he said they think i am hot which is silly as i am normal so I asked again and he said it's becuz they think i am cool so i punched him for lieing to me and got in trouble again which was stupid he had it coming.

my hand is tired and i have dinner to eat, i bet it is something disgusting like those snails again
also did i tell you they have the loos indoors here it is barbaric no wonder all the girls have fevers.