Sasha Rudolf Waldgraf Schlagenweit
24 Green Lane
Rickmansworth
Hertfordshire, WD3, UK

Mr. Dion Fayette
Hufflepuff Table
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry

Mr. Fayette,

While unforeseen circumstances have necessitated a delay in this message, I felt the need to respond to the unnecessary antics I heard about during Blake's birthday party. 

I don't know what your motivations were for your actions and, really, I don't feel a need to.  Your behavior was both uncalled for and unjustified.  As I write this letter, part of me feels I should give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you simply didn't know better.  Perhaps, where you come from, they don't teach those basic principles of etiquette. 

So as to avoid any such misunderstandings in the future, please understand that your advances on Ferguson at the party were neither welcomed nor appreciated by either Ferguson or myself.  Unless otherwise invited, your mouth, much like your hands, should remain to yourself. 

Just so there are no additional misunderstandings, I'll summarize and rephrase.  Leave Ferguson alone. 

Best Regards,

Mr. Dion Fayette
Hufflepuff Table
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry

Sasha Rudolf Waldgraf Schlagenweit
24 Green Lane
Rickmansworth
Hertfordshire, WD3, UK

Mr. Schlagenweit,

You may feel I have wronged you, and in this case you are correct. However, I feel no need to apologize to you or your friend over this slight, as you have committed a greater one against my own friend. In the case of your lover, my actions came under the influence of alcohol, and I can assure you: I am extremely unlikely to partake of him any further, regardless of the feeling of either of you on the subject. It was not exciting for either party, anyhow.

Perhaps you simply don't know better, as you claim I do. However, falsely accusing ladies is not only ungentlemanly in the extreme, it is quite unpardonable when they are of such a serious nature. Your actions, as far as anyone here can tell, were taken not out of a genuine concern for the school and its students, but rather a petty feud between yourself and Miss Blake.

Your accusations led her to be present during one of the awful attacks of the 11th, in which a good friend of mine also lost her mother. You will have to be understanding, therefore, in that I consider your actions far more serious than some simple drunken blunder.

Just so there are no additional misunderstandings, I'll summarize and rephrase.  Stop being a penis to Fauna.

Best Regards,

P.S.: If you get a letter with a decidedly different tone, claiming to be from me, I ask you to ignore it; my twin brother is very amused by these proceedings, and reading any of the drivel he produces can and will lead to a severe loss of intellect.

Sasha Rudolf Waldgraf Schlagenweit
24 Green Lane
Rickmansworth
Hertfordshire, WD3, UK

Mr. Dion Fayette
Hufflepuff Table
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry

Mr. Fayette,

While I hardly consider overindulgence in alcohol a legitimate excuse for inappropriate and invasive conduct, I appreciate you assurance that there will be no repeat episodes. 

I must admit, I find it speaks very poorly of your character that you would deny an apology to the one whom you behaved inappropriately towards because of my own behavior.  Especially when he had nothing to do with what transpired between myself and Blake.  That I made mistakes where Blake is concerned should have no bearing on your taking responsibility for your inappropriate conduct towards Ferguson. 

Only a coward displaces their disapproval and aggression towards one person onto another entirely innocent individual out of spite or revenge.  If you have a disagreement with me, that disagreement should be settled with me and me alone.  I will account and take personal responsibility for the mistakes I made but I would never use the mistakes others have made to justify my own transgressions towards those who were entirely uninvolved. 

I do not expect nor desire an apology.  I find it, however, shameful that you would deny Ferguson an apology when he's done nothing wrong.