The first school day after the Valentine's Ball, a single scroll of parchment is delivered to Maeve at the Slytherin Table. To anyone who manages to catch a glimpse of what's on it, it's clear as day that a certain someone would have sent it, especially given what happened over the weekend.
Anonymous
Maeve Whitman
Slytherin Table
Hogwarts
February 17
Die, Barbie, die,
I cannot stand you!
Your stupid perfect body,
Are you never dressed in blue?
Always in pink,
Stupid Barbie stands,
That perfect smile on your face,
Your perfect little hands.
Die, Barbie, die.
Feminists want to hurl,
You're so dumb and airheaded,
You live in a dream world,
Bury yourself beneath the soil,
Before I become sick,
Go far away from here,
Before you get kicked,
Die, Barbie, die!
~Ellen Haynes
OOC: I wish I could take credit for this poem, but it was written by a classmate of mine in 8th grade English. Nevertheless, it was the inspiration for the title of the Grace vs. Maeve thread....and I'm sure you'll agree that it was quite fitting. 
[February 17] The Secret Despiser