Witch Weekly (Personals)
#309 Behind the Hot Water Pipes
The City
London, UK

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Name: Fauna Blake
Age: Barely Legal
Interests: Collecting ugly hats, crocheting seasonally-inappropriate sweaters, nursing over-sized rats, staring at people with my eyes e y e s EYES, defending werewolves, belittling upstanding members of society, braiding my sister Flora's hair, swinging both ways (If you know what I mean), corrupting the Slytherin house, corrupting every house, dating fugitives and future Azkaban stars, flirting with nerds, adultery, and assassinating supermodels.

For a good time, don't owl me.

xoxo, Squishy Awkward Half Hugs,
Fauna Blake
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Witch Weekly (Personals)
#309 Behind the Hot Water Pipes
The City
London, UK

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Name: Archibald Radley
Age: Elderly
Interests: I've a wide variety of interests outside of being an Auror and chasing criminals. In my spare tiem, I rather enjoy drinking beer inside of my pillow fort in the summer, while listening to Puddlemere on the wireless. In winter I turn my living room into an igloo and charm my home to roar like a yeti. I like to use my ladies to keep it warm in my igloo- it can be very romantic if your body doesn't get stuck to the ice when you start to sweat. I secretly collect stuffed unicorns in varying size, color, and materials. Very interested in attending fashion shows and modelling men's underwear.

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Hunky Auror seeks younger, female, 3rd party to get involved with elderly couple. Must be of legal wizard age, disease free, and able to keep low profile.

Please send all replies to the auror office- as I am never at home.
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