[Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

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[Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

on November 11, 2010, 05:47:33 AM

Hey,

Some of my students are asking about careers in herbology.  I don't know what to tell them.  The job market is rough.  Talk to them.

Please?

Tell me when you're free and I'll introduce you to the class.

Thanks, I owe you.

Graham

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #1 on November 11, 2010, 06:01:19 AM

Dear brother,

If I enjoyed talking to large groups of hormonal teenagers I would have taken it up as a career.

All the best,
Hannah
Last Edit: November 11, 2010, 08:19:49 AM by Dr. Hannah Bombay

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #2 on November 11, 2010, 06:06:03 AM

Dear younger sister,


Think of all the hope you could instill in their bright and snotty faces.  Do you want me to direct their future.  As a citizen, do your duty.

- G

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #3 on November 11, 2010, 06:09:44 AM

Brother,

I hardly think my career would instil hope in the minds of the majority of your students. All they hope for at the present is ten minutes in a broom closet.

Hannah
Last Edit: November 11, 2010, 08:20:07 AM by Dr. Hannah Bombay

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #5 on November 11, 2010, 06:16:44 AM

The days of you telling me what to do ended years ago, Graham.
Contrary to whatever belief you may have, Graham, I am very busy. It’s not as if I can just drop work to come and tell several spotty children about a career they will never want to enter. I can, however, put you in touch with someone who may be able to help.

I don’t do public speaking.
Regards
Doctor Hannah Bombay

Last Edit: November 11, 2010, 08:20:23 AM by Dr. Hannah Bombay

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #6 on November 11, 2010, 06:20:19 AM

Doctor Hannah Bombay.

Your work has been stone cold dead for hours.  I imagine it can keep a little longer.  Come on, you can train up some pretty little research assistant to cover your nose when you sneeze.  Who are you going to put me in touch with? I'm pretty sure you made your job up. 

Say words.  I don't care what.  They don't care what.  Just tell them they can go ride unicorns for a living, at the ministry.

- G

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #7 on November 11, 2010, 06:25:01 AM

Graham,

Ask Nicely

- Hannah
Last Edit: November 11, 2010, 08:20:39 AM by Dr. Hannah Bombay

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #9 on November 11, 2010, 06:27:23 AM

Graham,

I expect you to take me to the three broomsticks after.

Hannah
Last Edit: November 11, 2010, 08:20:57 AM by Dr. Hannah Bombay

Re: [Jan 28] I Need a Favor [Hannah]

Reply #10 on November 11, 2010, 06:30:16 AM

Dearest younger sister,

I would be happy to take you to the three broomsticks after.  Thank you for being such a delightful and accomodating creature.

- Graham

P.S.  See you next Thursday, 2:30 sharp.
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