This is me:
The Fearless Freak
Gwydion Ambrosius Mayberry
Inventor. Magical toy maker. Bohemian. World traveler. Free spirit. Muggle Rights supporter.
Nice guy.1965, April 1: Born.
1976, Sept: Started Hogwarts. Sorted into Hufflepuff.
Did all sorts of stuff during his Hogwarts career, the least notable of which was studying. Editor of the school paper (got fired), founder of a multitude of clubs and societies, mediocre Quidditch player, fantastically unsuccessful duelist; in turns extremely popular due to his sunny nature and deeply loathed for, well, much the same reason.
1983 Graduation
1983, Okt - Dec: Internship with the Ministry of Magic (dept. Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office)
1983, Dec: abrupt termination of internship with the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office
1983, Dec: abrupt breakup with girlfriend of two-and-a-half years, Gabrielle Murray-Harker
1984 - 1990: various apprenticeships/internships: wandlore (with Deaglan McDonough), potioneering, herbology et al.
1995, Feb: sold one of his inventions (a semi-magical, semi-mechanical device similar to a musical box that does not only play music, but also makes up new tunes on its own) to Zonko´s, making a small fortune with it. Deposited the gold at Gringotts and basically forgot about it.
1995, June: Severe misunderstanding with the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. Barely escaped a prison sentence.
1995 – 1998 travels around West Africa
1998, March – Aug: journalist/researcher for Gambian wizarding tabloid The Howler
1999 – 2000 Visit to his home country England, with the full intent to set up a business and become a respectable man; abrupt departure after yet another misunderstanding with the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office
2000 – 2004 travels around Australia, New Zealand, North America and Japan; jobs during this stretch of time include wizarding photographer, circus artiste (with a muggle circus), detective and insurance salesman (success rate: zero sold insurance policies).
2004, Dec: brief stint in England. Hasty departure after realizing that during his absence, some misunderstanding with the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office seemed to have occurred.
2005 – 2008 Travels around North and South America, China, Russia and Mongolia
2008, Dec: Return to England. Bored and considering alerting the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office to his recurrence.
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