Bag full of books, head full of information not relevant to his future, and an endless supply of bottled-up energy, Eli skipped up the stairs to the sixth floor whistling a medley of his favorite songs ranging from children's ditties to pop songs from South Korea (his parents insisted on keeping in touch with 'their roots' seeing as they still had family there).  Eli really didn't care what kind of songs he was surrounded with.  As long as he could dance and sing like a crazy man, he was happy.  A happy Eli meant a happy house with non-broken glass. 

Eli went silent as he opened the door to the empty classroom.  He peaked his head in and immediately drew back. 

"WHAAA-HAAA!" He shouted as he leaped into the empty room Bruce Lee-style, arms up in a fighting position.  Nope, he wasn't here yet.  Well, that was fine.  Eli would just wait patiently like a good boy. He lowered his arms and let his bag drop to the ground with a 'thud'.  Grabbing a chair from a desk, he pulled it out and plopped down.

'Razzy.... hurry hurry hurry hurry.' Eli thought impatiently as he leaned back in the chair and started tapping his right foot.  It had been some time since he'd seen the younger Hufflepuff, so that morning Eli had sent Razzy a message telling him to meet up at the place during Study Break.  He had made sure to say that if he didn't see the other soon that he would just have to break his way into Hufflepuff and hold Razzy's possessions hostage until the other complied to his demands.  'And you know I would. So, yeah, there! : P'

Eli's head tilted back as he started at the ceiling.  3.....2......1 "I am bored!"

With a flick of his wand, six desks scooted themselves together in a long rectangle.  Eli laughed excitedly as he hopped up onto his 'stage', using his chair as a step.

"Hello empty seats and dust particles! My name is Eli Park and I shall be your entertainment for the time being until Mr. Chancelier decides to show up.  Ready? Ok, go!" Eli threw down his imaginary microphone and got into his starting dance position, "~Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, AH! Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Razzy, Ah ah! I'm so sorry, but I missed you. Now come on in, sit on down, roll roll roll around!*~"

*Eli's dance

-- Uniform. --

Reynaud Chancelier was, as people should have been quickly learning, open-minded about what went on around in his "romantic" life. Basically, anyone who was close enough to Razzy was welcome to have a fling or two with him. Girl or boy. However, there was those few that stuck with Razzy and didn't move on (As if Razzy cared, anyways. He didn't want to be stuck in a relationship!) and Eli Parks was one of those people. Which the Chancelier boy was quite grateful for. Though, Razzy believed he was the one that kept coming back. Eli Parks wasn't someone to ignore, after all. And was definitely the cutest little thing Razzy ever saw.

When Razzy got the note to meet up with Eli in one of the empty classrooms, he felt a large pang of excitement. The usually smooth and calm-minded boy was, for once, giddy. Of course, giddy for Razzy was basically him finally speaking up in class and vivaciously flirting with the ladies. Razzy was a sweet talker. Whether his intentions were cruel or innocent, it always brought the boy joy. Since the boy couldn't exactly wait, patiently, in his dorm, he actually attended class that day.

However, much to the boy's disdain, one of his Professors held him back, right when he was about to leave to meet up with Eli. They told him he needed to buck up and start attending class more else he'd have to face consequences. Razzy agreed to finally show his face in class... He wasn't sure if it was a lie or not yet. Possibly. Then again... Razzy was so close to graduating. Only two more years and he was gone.

Razzy quickly made his way to the empty classroom, holding back his frustration with the thought of finally seeing Eli again. The older boy had to be there already... Else he was "fashionably late". Razzy couldn't recall if Eli had ever been like that... It was mainly a loud, annoying girl thing, anyways. Well, it was also a Bellatrix Dark thing. Perhaps she was the only exception.

The Hufflepuff opened the classroom door only to walk in on Eli doing some sort of dance... Admittedly, it was probably the most adorable sight Razzy ever saw. But he calmly stepped in, quietly shut the door, and sat at one of the desks. He kicked his legs up onto the desk and threw his bag to the side of the chair. Eli Parks was definitely an interesting boy.

"Why exactly would I need to roll around?" An eyebrow perked up on the younger boy's face. It was a very good question, in Razzy's opinion. He paused, taking the older boy in, "I never told you how much I love your voice..." A coy smile formed on the boy's face and he pulled off his scarf. He had nearly forgotten how much he missed Eli. They definitely had a lot to catch up on.

Eli pushed off with his right foot and spun around in a circle.   His song may have already finished, but that didn't mean his dance had.  Besides, another song had already started up in his head and he couldn't resist.  Once Eli was in the zone, heck, he was in the zone.  Only Jesus in a speedo and the Virgin Mary in a bikini would be able to snap him out of his 'trance'...

"Why exactly would I need to roll around?"

Add the arrival of Reynauld Chancelier to that list.  Upon hearing Razzy's voice, Eli spun around.  His eyes then found what they were searching for.... that familiar, very very very attractive face which he adored to no end.  What Eli saw in Razzy was not only that of a good snog, but also a good companion.  He just had so many great qualities... Eli would be a complete fool to ignore that.  Such a good, handsome young man.  One of the only people who had made it onto Eli's 'keepers' list.

"I never told you how much I love your voice..."

Eli stepped down from his make-shift stage and walked over to the desk Razzy occupied.  "That's sweet, but I don't think it amounts to how much I missed yours," The older boy pressed his lips softly against the younger boy's coy smile and then moved to lift Razzy's feet off the desk, "Holy Helga Hufflepuff, I swear your legs are the size of my entire body alone!  You tall folk and legs, aish....."  Eli let Razzy's legs drop down to the side of the desk.

"Feet off the desk," Eli chanted as he hopped on the wooden surface in front of Razzy, "Bottoms on! And now I have the best view in the room.  So, tell me, Tall One, how have you been?  How's life been treating you? But most importantly, did you miss me?"

"That's sweet, but I don't think it amounts to how much I missed yours,"

The older boy stepped down from the desks and swooped in for a kiss from Razzy. The boy happily embraced the boy back, he had been waiting for it all day, after all. Their lips parted and Razzy set back, his grin still in place. He knew not to argue with Eli... Though that did sometimes add to the fun. But Razzy was there to have a happy reunion with Eli, not to play a sick game of 'I'm-Gunna-Argue-With-You-Because-You-Snog-Better-Angry'. He had plenty of other opportunities to pull that off. But Eli didn't exactly get angry, did he? Not with Razzy, at least. Perhaps the Park boy knew exactly what game Razzy was playing.

"Holy Helga Hufflepuff, I swear your legs are the size of my entire body alone!  You tall folk and legs, aish....."

"There's more things I connected to me that are bigger than your entire body," Like his arms. Of course, that wasn't what Razzy was talking about. He chuckled softly, letting his feet drop but not moving from his position. Though when Razzy finally completely disappeared into his disorder, he planned on sticking with Eli. Of course, he mind will most likely have other plans when he finally hit that stage. Anti-Social people didn't usually have any romantic feelings for anyone. But Eli was so much more than that, wasn't he?

"Bottoms on! And now I have the best view in the room.  So, tell me, Tall One, how have you been?  How's life been treating you? But most importantly, did you miss me?"

Razzy's eyes flicked around Eli's face. He could lie to him like he did with everyone else, or be completely honest. Lying was so much easier for Razzy, but Eli knew that "Everything's 'kay" wasn't a valid answer. "I agreed to start attending classes today," He told Eli, honestly. That was a good answer, right? And it should have been impressive. Razzy hated classes. Being Razzy, he could sit for hours at a time, alone in his dorm. But today he was excited, as mentioned before. He couldn't simply sit around waiting until the designated time to meet up with Eli. He was too impatient when it came to such desires.

"And... Of course I missed you," The boy's eyes tore away from Eli's face, a small smile beginning to form. He really did like Eli. He felt so silly around him. "Do you know what it's like having Eli-Withdraw? It's awful. It's like taking heroine all your life and deciding to stop to go pay your taxes," how boring, "I don't want to be away from you that long again. You need to promise me you won't do that to me again," His smile stayed stuck in place. Razzy didn't usually express his emotions...

But Eli was different. Razzy could chant that line in his head all day and it would make him smile every time. He was the one that stayed. Though Razzy had no mind to be in an actual relationship with him (And Eli thankfully didn't either), he did still get jealous whenever he saw Eli flirt with someone else. Or kiss someone to piss them off. "What about you?" He asked, running a hand through his brown hair, "And I'm just assuming you missed me... Why else would you threaten me to meet up with you?" Which Eli didn't have to do... But it was too cute to tell him to stop.

"There's more things I connected to me that are bigger than your entire body,"

Legs, arms, in-between... Eli didn't care what particular part of his body Razzy was referring to initially because his mind was trained to go, well, there.  Eli chuckled and shot Razzy a knowing look.  Oh how he enjoyed the English language and how everything could be turned into some sort of sexual innuendo.  Definitely made life more entertaining and never failed to give him an excuse.  When a meany-pants bully would say to him, "Come on, hit me with your best shot," Eli would then comeback with a kiss on the lips.  That was 'his best shot'.  It almost never failed.

"I agreed to start attending classes today,"

Smiling, Eli lifted his hand and gave the younger a couple pats on the head.  "Good for you!  Although I'm not completely big on classes myself, I still think they're, well, important.  Plus, it's easier to escape family if you do well in school.  Always a good thing especially if you had my family...." Lovely people, yes, but very nosy and naggy.  As long as Eli did okay in school, he was left unquestioned and un-bothered, free to do what he wanted - like, for instance, running around chasing boys and girls over the summer holidays.

"Do you know what it's like having Eli-Withdraw? It's awful. It's like taking heroine all your life and deciding to stop to go pay your taxes.... I don't want to be away from you that long again. You need to promise me you won't do that to me again,"

And this was part of the reason why Eli loved and never tired of Razzy.  He said things like that that completely made Eli feel good and wanted.  Normally people would say they thought a person's voice was attractive.  Yes, Eli was terribly attracted to Razzy's voice, among pretty much everything else, but he never failed to mention he was attracted to his words.  Eli leaned his head towards Razzy's and nodded.  "I promise. I wouldn't want you deprive you of.... me," he whispered with a suggestive smirk before pressing his lips lightly and quickly to the tip of Razzy's nose.

"What about you?"

Eli sighed and shrugged.  "Surprisingly nothing incredibly much.  I've just been around, doing things... eating, breathing, sleeping.  Although the other day this Slytherin threw a snowball at me.  It got in my hair and you know how I hate when my hair gets wet, so I got pissed off.  This Slytherin, he had an attitude," He shook his head, "But he was a good kisser..... I guess."

Razzy, paying complete attention to the older boy now, caught his glance and smirked. Of course he was making an innuendo. Something Razzy didn't usually do (Without completely disguising it)... But there was always that one person everyone was comfortable enough to actually speak to in such a manner. Eli could catch anything Razzy said. The Hufflepuff pushed his hair out of his face, his smirk still lingering. How he loved joking with Eli...

"Good for you!  Although I'm not completely big on classes myself, I still think they're, well, important.  Plus, it's easier to escape family if you do well in school.  Always a good thing especially if you had my family...."

Razzy sighed, his smirk disappearing. "I've never had that problem," He shrugged. Truth be told, his family never really paid much attention to him. And they didn't expect much from him. He started off unwanted, anyways, and then he was liked... And then he was feared (Well, kind of). Eveline, though, was very close to him. But the two didn't usually speak a lot. Last thing he heard about her was that she was one of the people who suffered from the Polyjuice attack. This unnerved the Hufflepuff... But Devlin's plan was still entertaining.

"I don't... Like attending classes. But... Might as well if I'm going to get out of school, right?" Razzy added, smirk forming back into place. Eli would understand, wouldn't he? School had some good socializing, but the classes were boring.

"I promise. I wouldn't want you deprive you of.... me,"

The Chancelier boy smiled and bit his lip as Eli kissed his nose. Park was such an adorable little thing. He only wished he wasn't leaving that year. But, all well. Knowing Eli, he wouldn't let such a simple thing get in between them. Eli would stalk Razzy down and force him to keep his company (Not that he had to, it was just fun that way). Yet another reason who couldn't resist the eccentric boy. Razzy did like innocent guys... But Eli was too much fun.

And then Eli mentioned a Slytherin boy with an attitude... That he kissed. Razzy's stomach churned and he nodded, slowly. Of course he was jealous, it wasn't often he wasn't whenever Eli mentioned kissing another person. Even if it was just to piss them off. Razzy wouldn't dare mention how he snogged that one nameless Gryffindor girl in the broom cupboard a few days ago. Razzy didn't usually listen to gossip so he had no clue if the girl told anyone.

Razzy swallowed, hard, and continued smirking. He didn't want to be grinning, but he didn't want Eli to know he disapproved. "What was his name?" Razzy asked, just out of curiosity. He didn't plan on hurting the boy... Perhaps checking him out. Making sure he stayed away from Eli. Or perhaps just seeing who it was and seeing if he was cute or not. But why would Eli mention kissing an ugly person? That was like bragging about how one just rolled around in feces. It was socially unacceptable and shameful... And unsanitary.

There weren't many people at Hogwarts, or even in the outside world, that were able to accept Eli as how he was.  More often than not they saw him as someone who had gone completely mental.  Eli wasn't crazy.  He was simply.... Eli.  There wasn't really any other why to explain why he was the way he was.  He just acted the way he wanted 'cause that's the only way he knew how.  If those people thought he was crazy, fine. Let them stare and think he belongs in an institution.  Thankfully Razzy was not one of those people.  Eli loved the way Razzy looked at him.  It made him feel admired, appreciated, giddy, sexy, and so on, etc. 

"I don't... Like attending classes. But... Might as well if I'm going to get out of school, right?"

Does anyone really like going to classes? Eli mused to himself, but was quickly able to answer his own question.  Ravenclaws. Ravenclaws liked going to classes.  But that was, like, their life.  They ate, slept, and breathed intelligence.  Eli had once snogged a Ravenclaw boy not far from the library once.  Don't be mistaken, the boy was attractive and a good kisser, but in between breathes who would be mumbling and muttering formulas and potion ingredients.... It was even enough to completely turn Eli off. 

"Unfortunately I think that's the only way to escape this place," Eli shrugged, "But the moment you're out, I'll kidnap you and we can have our own little celebration.  We'll make these years spent here worth it. Promise!"  He clapped his hands excitedly.  Eli didn't care if he had to wait two more years, Razzy was worth it.  Just because he was leaving that year didn't mean it would be the end of them.  Heck no.  You would have to chain Eli up in a box and drop it in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean in order to keep him away.

"What was his name?"

Razzy was trying to hide it, he was trying pretty good to, but Eli wasn't one to be fooled.  He could see a twinge of jealousy in the boy in front of him.  But, see, that was Eli's intentions.  Just like Razzy liked to play on his anger, Eli liked to play with Razzy's jealousy.  Huffle-hot-stuff normal Razzy was attractive, yes, but Huffle-hot-stuff jealous Razzy was..... hee hee hee, you know what I mean. 

Eli easily slid himself into Razzy's lap, one of his favorite places to be.  "Erin," Eli responded, his eyes looking up innocently into Razzy's, "I think he's in your year, actually..... But, it's all good, right? You're not jealous are you?"

"Unfortunately I think that's the only way to escape this place,"

Razzy shrugged, lightly, and smirked, "I could always drop out... But..." What was really stopping him from doing that? Perhaps this cousins... Or the other people he was fond of. Another shrug and Razzy stayed quiet. He could give it another few years. Razzy couldn't just up and leave everyone. Even though he was slowly but surely no longer caring. "And I'll hold you to that promise... As soon as I leave this goddamn school, you'll be the first person I'll see," which Razzy didn't doubt. Either because Eli would seriously be right there, waiting for him, or Razzy would go and Eli. Perhaps blindfolding himself in the process so he wouldn't see anyone else.

Cheesy. But that was the definition of Razzy.

"And... If for some reason we can't see each other, well... I guess I'll just gouge my eyes out," being Razzy, it was hard to understand if what he was saying was true or not. He was a bit on the insane side. But would he actually be so determined? That would be for Eli to think about. There would be no reason they couldn't immediately be with each other once he left school anyways. There would be nothing that could keep the two apart.

Then Eli began to slid into Razzy's lap. The boy sat up, grinning down at the older boy. He was adorable. Hard to resist. Razzy liked both genders, of course, but thanks to Eli it was getting harder to like girls as much with the small Gryffindor waltzing around. Girls didn't know what Razzy wanted. Of course... Hardly anyone did. But at least boys knew how to handle the large Hufflepuff. And Eli... Eli knew how to handle Razzy quite well.

Once Eli spoke the Slytherin's name, Razzy's smirk slowly faded. Erin? There were two Erins that Razzy knew of: His cousin, the youngest Dark sister, and Harper... The Slytherin that had an attitude. Razzy's face remained blank but his gut twisted. Erin Harper. Razzy's partner in Care of Magical Creatures. His partner. Razzy had no clue the boy swung in Razzy and Eli's direction. Did he? Or did Eli just force it upon him? Erin Harper was pretty damn hot... Razzy felt like he could definitely warm up a bit more to him. Even if he didn't like boys. If Eli could get a snog out of him, imagine the damage Razzy could do.

"I think he's in your year, actually..... But, it's all good, right? You're not jealous are you?"

Razzy was never certain about if Eli purposely made him jealous. He simply thought the boy liked to brag. That was Eli, after all, being better than everyone. He was free to tell Razzy whatever he wanted. Even if it did make him unconditionally jealous. His face was still blank as he wrapped his arms around Eli's waist. Jealous? More so... Dangerously covetous.

"No..." Razzy lied, still maintaining his nonchalant persona, "Why would I be jealous?" Because Eli was his. And only his. He felt like that was believable enough. Though he had his doubts that his act was truly perfect. When it came to Eli it was hard to keep his guard up. Razzy's eyes traced Eli's figure and a frown finally formed. Of course he was jealous. And he couldn't believe his cute CoMC partner got some snogging from Eli. How great could the Harper boy be? Perhaps Eli was just pissed off.

His act finally collapsed and Razzy pulled the Gryffindor in, tight, pressing his lips against Eli's. A jealous Razzy was a more careless Razzy. And he didn't really notice that was exactly what Eli wanted from him.

"I could always drop out... But..."

Eli pouted and shook his head to show his disapproval, but didn’t say anything more.  He didn’t want to nag or preach to Razzy the whole ‘school sucks but it pays off’ speech.  Sica, his older sister, had given Eli some valuable words which he practically lived by: ‘Life sucks but you just got to laugh in its face and blow its mind, otherwise you’ll live like a drone.’  Golden, golden words.  Eli got the feeling Razzy didn’t really see himelf as the amazing being that he was.  Not just anyone could keep Eli’s attention for as long as Razzy had.  Whether it was Razzy who was attached to Eli, or Eli who was attached to Razzy; the fact of the matter was that Eli cared and he wanted to see Razzy do well.  He wanted to see Razzy be a sexy seventh year and finish school.

"And I'll hold you to that promise... As soon as I leave this goddamn school, you'll be the first person I'll see,"

“Of course, it’s a promise after all,” Eli smiled happily.  Two years in the future, Eli imagined himself as a dashing young adult waiting at Platform 9 3/4 for the Hogwarts Express to arrive with the returning students.  He’d be anxiously, impatiently jumping up and down, silently swearing that the train had gotten slower since he had left.  But the moment it arrived, he would force his way onto the train and track down Razzy’s compartment.  Eli would then proceed to jump onto the graduate, wrapping his arms around his neck and legs around his waist and smother the other with kisses.  Well, that was assuming Razzy planned on staying the height that he was.  Any taller and Eli would need to bring a freaking ladder with him. 

“And... If for some reason we can't see each other, well... I guess I'll just gouge my eyes out,"

“No! Objection! There will be none of that, no no no” Eli said immediately, shaking his head again, “I do not approve! No, no, no... Not my Razzy’s pretty eyes, no, no, no! There will be no reason we won’t be able to see each other! I promised, didn’t I?  End of discussion!”  If Razzy truthfully meant what he said or not, Eli knew he wouldn’t be able to bear to see any harm come to Razzy like that.  He would be absolutely devastated.

When Eli mentioned Erin’s name, he noticed Razzy’s face fall slightly.  Oh, so he knew him?  Well, that would make sense.  Erin did seem like he was in the same year as Razzy.  And if he was, they were sure to have had classes together.  Then Eli started going off on thoughts about how well Razzy knew Erin... Were they friends or just acquaintances?  Or did they not like each other?  But these thoughts vanished when Eli felt Razzy’s arms wrap around his waist.  A small smile crept onto his face.  It looked like his plan was working.

"No...Why would I be jealous?"

Lies. He was lying.  Though his mouth was saying one thing, his blank expression told Eli something different.  And he was going to respond when Razzy pulled him close and kissed him.    Eli didn’t know why it was, but it felt like every time the two kissed, he fell even more head-over-heels for the younger boy.  His arms reached up to wrap around Razzy’s neck, his eyes closing as he returned the kiss. 

When Eli finally pulled away, he looked directly into Razzy’s eyes and gave him a reassuring smile.  “That Harper kid has absolutely nothing on you.”