[November 14] Thank Merlin It's Friday! [Fergie's Eyes Only]

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Hello Peach!

Oh my golly, if I have to spend one more second in a room full of plebs in ill-knotted ties, I'm going to D I E, Fergie.

Did you see that girl with three braids? Not one, not two, three.

Snacks, gossip, and magazines soon!

xoxo,
Neely
Last Edit: May 02, 2010, 01:55:10 AM by Neely Woolfolk

I know!! Whoever let her leave her dorm room thinking she could pull that off either hates her or needs their vision checked. That is clearly more braid than her tiny little head can handle. I feel bad for her. ...Almost.

 Ugh, I can't wait to be done with classes this afternoon. Is it just me or has this week dragged on forever?

-Fergie
Or maybe she's the one who turned their vision bad? I wish so hard we had a fashion class here. You and I would be such good students that they'd let us teach the N.E.W.T. class before we even bothered to take the O.W.L. Youngest professors ever? Super chic.

It has DEFINITELY dragged on for way too long! I think it's because we don't have another holiday until the winter, and so the calendar is taking its merry time on purpose. Ughhhh. Who thought it was a good idea to make us go to school five out of seven days? We don't even get paid! It's child labor! (Not that Hogwarts could afford such fabulous creatures.)

xoxo,
N.


 They wouldn't even make us take the class to begin with, because we're clearly already experts. We'd just take it for fun. Or to show off, and laugh when people like the Dark sisters get horrendously bad marks while we're the top of the class.

 Teaching it would be better, though. I'd definitely have to stock up on cardigans. Maybe add a bow tie...although I'm not too sure. What do you think? Are bowties appropriate chic-professor wear?

 I've often thought the year should have more breaks. They don't even have to be super long or anything! Just a few extra days here and there, to get us through between the summer and winter holidays. We should start a petition. I'm sure we could get a ton of signatures and the professors would have to listen to us!

-Fergie
OMM, so true! Eeee, I'm shrieking with excitement right now, Fergie! I need to cover my mouth. (Well, only in my head, since I'm still in the middle of this icky class.)

A bowtie is SO professor chic! Love it! You could also carry a slim leather briefcase and a copy Wizarding Fashion Daily, as if you just stepped off the train from London, because you're too fabulous to live in the staff housing quarters. And I would wear A-line, sheer stockings, skirts and red lipstick.

Y E S. I just ordered some new parchment. It's mint green and PERFECT for a petition. I'll let you know when it comes. You're so good with words, you can write about our cause above where people sign their names. And we could even attach a pretty quill to the noticeboard in the common room right next to the sign-up sheet, to encourage people to reply. People love showing their signatures. I know I do.

xoxo,
N.

 Why don't I own a briefcase already? This is why I keep you around, Neely - you always have the best ideas. I'm going to go through my catalogues later and look for one. Or two. Who needs a school bag when a briefcase is so much more...sophisticated?

 Mint green does sound perfect for a petition. Where did you order it from? Do they have other colors? I need something other than the dull standard parchment color. So drab. Makes writing up my homework even more boring than it already is.

 While we're waiting for yours to get here, though, I'll go ahead and start drafting something up. Then we can make sure it's absolutely perfect before we copy it over and post it up. Hmmm... 'We the undersigned...' That's how these things always start, right?

'We the undersigned are concerned about the effect of school-related stress on our physical and mental well-being. Studies show that chronic stress can lead to things like depression, hair loss, and various other serious consequences. As growing children and teenagers, it is simply not healthy for us to spend 90% of the year cooped up in dusty classrooms with the majority of our days taken up by coursework.'

 What do you think so far?

-Fergie
It's totally settled. We're so going to find the perfect briefcase for you over the hols. I CANNOT WAIT TO GET BACK TO CIVILIZATION. The window displays of Diagon Alley? Are singing Christmas carols to me in my head.

I'll give you the catalogue and address at dinner. They have tons of options. Very professional for things like this. And oh my golly Godric, Fergie, that sounds so perfectly mature and attention-grabbing. Anyone who doesn't sign it is obviously illiterate.

Gotta run! Homework check. I am totally off to the loo for a makeup emergency.

xoxo,
N.
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