T. Kingstreet
Attorney
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Ms Wiedman-Briggs
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Madam Wiedman-Briggs,

It has come to my attention that your husband Nathan Briggs was allegedly responsible for the impolite ruckus three nights ago at the Black Chimaera, and that he was taken by Aurors and is being held for charges.   I can understand how you might feel dreadfully ill equipped to handle this as you are uneducated and bound by marriage law to be meek and obey and all that.  (A poor legal choice I have never considered for myself.)

This is why I have written to you: should you decide to seek legal advice on how not only to free your husband from 'the clink' post haste but also to exact inescapable revenge on those that would disrupt the peace of your married life, you may consider me at your service. 

Naturally, my ability to appear in person is out of the question.  But I've got quite a knack with paperwork, as my reputation might suggest, so I do not anticipate that I would be any less effective than some flesh-and-blood alternate option.

You'll find upon further inquiry that my prices are above the market standard.  But consider this: I'm the only option you've got, I'm quite effective, and unlike others in my field, I do not balk at hiring an assassin if the situation merits.  I can send you clippings from the Daily Prophet as references to my effectiveness of the latter point.

Should you like a consult, owl Mr Jack Spade at Hogwarts school.  He's my assistant and can pencil you in.

Dearly yours,

Theodora Kingstreet
Attorney