Grifindor Room
School


Deer Maggie

Schools hard.  Some teechers are mean.  Some girls to.  I like dinner.  Lots of food.  They gave us nyves.  They wanted me to read books before I got here?  They don't like dogs.  Homework is hard. 

Bye
- Mai

September 15

Oi, munchkin!

It’s good to hear from you. I was about to send in the troops to make sure you’re doing okay. Snark hasn’t boiled a firstie yet in her cauldron, has she? Haha, I’m kidding. But if she tries to lure you into a gingerbread house, let me know.

Yes, I remember the food. Feasts were the one thing I couldn’t complain about while I was a student. Plus, I appreciate Hogwarts cooking so much more now that I have to cook for myself.

Biscuits and pastries are the best for throwing at mean girls. The pastries are cream filled, usually, and you can lather up the biscuits with butter. Chuck them and they will go far. When you hear the screams, try not to laugh too hard because that gives you away. Obviously!

Note: throwing food in front of Nico (your potions professor) is generally safe. Any other prof, not so much.

Oh, I see what you mean now. Gunnar gave you knives and the knife talk, didn’t he. He’s a great guy (don’t tell him I said that- you’ll ruin my grouchy reputation)! If you have any problems with other classes or teachers, he’s a good person to talk to.

Do you have any long term homework assignments? (I know, Merlin forbid). I can help you with that stuff through owl.

Oh! Hey! You got into Gryffindor! That’s good. Not as good as Hufflepuff, of course (kidding!), but it will do.

You might spot my name in the paper sometime soon. I don’t expect you to read it but I do expect you to brag about me, journalist hotshot, to all your friends. Kay? Deal? Deal.

Later,
Mags

Mags -

I still don't think I'm a munchkin.  Im not that short!  And I do not skweek.  Ailill skweeks.  He says hi.  She boils firsties?  Eww.  I made a gingerbread hous once.  Oisins dog ate it.  I can cook.  I love sheeperd's pie.  I never seen so much food!  Like Amerikan tanks hollyday movies.  I haven't thrown food yet.  I eat it all.  Maybee tomorow.  But, I did nok Eyereen in the lake.  And set the greenhous on fire.  The teecher was mad.  The DADA teecher was mad too - I ran out on class.  I had to go after dinner.  I skipped flying too.  it is just so hard! 

Nico likes Eyereen.  And talks fast.  I cant write that fast.  I didnt need to write the niv knife talk - I use them at home.  The other stuff is harder.  Long term homework assignment? - they get longer?  The reeding is long enough.  I met me head of house - Deckstir.  He is nice.  He showed me neet animals.  I dont reed the paper - it kosts monee.  Me mum and da have not sold the foal.  We dont have more monee until we can. 

I hav a kw chw Cweshtun.  Wen can I see you agin?  I don't no who to ask here.  Its hard to right too.

- Maisie