Each year, leading up to Valentines Day, us romantic souls at Witch Weekly put our heads together to source our beautiful readers a lovely list of all of those eligible bachelors in wizarding Britain. I must say, it is a job I thoroughly enjoy. Who doesn’t love finding out juicy facts about desperately handsome wizards? Goodness knows I need to find my own wizard in shining robes, don’t I? We all know that Queen G has kissed enough frogs for a lifetime.

It would appear, Minister, that we may have missed a wizard from our list who deems himself an eligible bachelor despite his 3 decade long marriage. Is the wedding ring a costume or a shackle? Perhaps you can tell us, Minister?

Personally, despite my own circumstances, I have always believed in true love and soul mates. Sadly, my own love story ended with disaster, but that shouldn’t mean that I must give up hope. So, imagine my sadness at finding out that our esteemed leader cannot even remain faithful to his own wife. Not only have you cheated on your wife but you have also been heard to have tried to control your own son’s relationships. At least we now all know why Mrs Carstairs shirks the limelight. What else are you hiding, Minister Carstairs?

I know how many wixes I will disappoint with my letter, Minister, but I feel our readers need one question answered. Are you an eligible bachelor or simply a cheat? That matters to a lot of witches. Or wizards? We at Witch Weekly are not here to judge.


Kisses,
Queen G