Uncle Om,

I lost your address! How did I lose your address? You're my favourite uncle! Or maybe this is a clever excuse for not writing to you sooner? Either way, sorry! School has been predictably busy. If I'm not studying then I'm being whisked away on adventures by people like Zeta. I'm not sure if you've heard about it yet - the way we go on here, it feels like all of wizarding society should already know - but we're organising a protest!

Well I say 'we' but I mean SAWS is organising a protest. It's against Zonko's, because they did a stupid thing. That lollipop that makes you grow hair all over (gross who would even want that?).

Anyway, send me your address. And some fresh gossip PLEASE. I'm so tired of gossip about students pranks and graffiti or whatever. Ministry gossip has to be next-level, right?


Your favourite niece,

Osha-sha

P.S. give da a hug for me if you see him!

Osha!

Amazing to hear from ye. I’ve put my home address at the top, so that you’ve got it.

Glad to hear you’re getting involved in school. Just studying will turn ye brain into flobberworms, so ye need some other things to occupy yer mind. I have heard murmurs of SAWS, but nothing too big. What is it yer up to? Something to do with werewolves? Just be careful — yer don’t wanna be around one when it turns. It gets nasty!

As for gossip, I’m not sure how much I can tell ye. The office is always bustling with activity, and there’s always some sodding wizard out there who thinks he can gain galleons by doing something stupid.

What I can tell ye is that we had a security breach at the office last month. Some poisoned chocolates ended up in the hands of a hungry lawyer[1], and our post went on full lockdown. Also the reason I haven’t been writing ye lately. Lot of security up in here. (Including yer da, bringing some trolls in!)

When’s yer next Hogsmeade visit? If I’m not working I might be able to swing by.

Yer proud uncle,
Omari

PS. Go easy with Zonko’s, they’re good people

1.	Feb 14. For the Darling

4th March '20

Uncle Om,

I knew your address had a funny name!

So happy I get to be the one who drops the SAWS gossip on you. Zonkos did an offensive thing, and were totally insulting when we wrote to complain, and now we're planning to go protest at the next Hogsmeade weekend! With signs and everything!! Nothing extreme. There's like a zero chance of Lucinda or Greer of turning into nasty werewolves.

They're the werewolves. I think it's kind of weird that we all sit around talking about how to protect them? Greer's still a kid but Lucinda's like, a fourth year, and she just sits there and tries to shrink herself. Like, come on girl! Take charge of your life!!

What happened to the hungry lawyer and poisoned chocolates?? I know lawyers are the worst but I hope they're still kicking.

Hogsmeade weekend is the 18th. You should come! Be a big bad auror at our protest. Maybe bring me some fresh flowers from mum (pllleeeaaase)?? Daffodils and Hyacinths will be in season.

Love love love,

Osha!