И волки сыты, и овцы целы.
(The wolves are full and the sheep intact - a Russian proverb.)
A decision that should be convenient and beneficial for different parties with usually different interests and should suit everybody who’s involved.
A snow-covered village near the town of Dudinka, Siberia. 1998.The room was smoky, full of fumes that stung the eyes and twisted every nose hair. Morgana couldn’t help but wrinkle her nose - the famous wizard pipe-brew of Siberia was not at all to her tastes. But she suspected it was a test of character, of the patrons who frequented the murky bar. It was Russia, after all - they had a direct approach to proving one’s worth.
She nodded to the bartender who had raised his eyebrows upon seeing her and might have been reaching under the counter - for a wand, a bat or a button, she’d never know because she slid a piece of parchment towards him. He glanced at it and visibly relaxed, nodding before getting a glass and filling it with some sort of drink that was eye-watering even from where she was seated.
The witch was surprised when he passed the glass to her. Before she had the chance to ask, he said in Russian-accented broken English, “Present.” A gift. Not to her. Not for her.
She’d observed the strange rituals they carried out at the bar while the drink was being made. There was some sort of reverence the patrons had for the place. Though many eyes were on her, they made no move - but there was a suggestion that if she so much as stepped out of place, they would be upon her in moments. She had no interest in provoking them. The Russian prison tattoos
[1] writhing around their wrists spoke more than anything else they would say.
Morgana accepted the glass, and right then someone nudged her elbow. She turned to look up at this absolute bear of a man looming over her, and immediately got the point. With her new escort, she headed to the back of the bar, where an immensely tacky bead curtain was held back by a thinner but no less gaunt and intimidating man. She caught sight of the hunting knife in his belt.
It took a few more bead curtains before the darkened room beyond came into view. A hunched figure sat at a barely illuminated table covered in the most odd devices she’d ever seen, picking at one with his veined hands. A toothpick swivelled in the semi-darkness as its wielder appeared to roll his jaw while deeply engrossed in his work. Morgana set the glass down in front of him before taking the ragged stool as her seat. “Добрый вечер,”
[2] she said.
He took a minute to answer, and when he did so he took the toothpick out of his mouth. “Здравствуй.
[3] Very respectful. Most people, they come here and use wrong words. Lucky for them I do not mind.” His accent was thickly Russian, but understandable. She looked up and saw the red lenses glint in the darkness. “Good pronunciation, too.”
“We’re not friends,” she said.
“No, but we have met, have we not?” She had to give him credit for his pronunciation and fluency with English, give or take the odd missing article.
[4] “I scratch your back, you scratch mine. I did my part, so did you. In Russia, that good enough.” He laughed, his gravelly, deep voice resonating in the tiny room. “But you come here, not to talk about that. You come here to ask me.”
He knew more than he let on, that was for certain. But anyone who could have given her the extremely sensitive information that he had would be that kind of person. “Yes,” she said, drawing back. “Why did you help me? You got nothing out of it. The caches we found--”
“Were part of Russia’s history, Madame le Fay.” His accent turned curiously French as his lips shaped her alias. “I am Russian patriot. You sought to return these caches to the motherland. Not regime that was rot from inside and out. Not given to descendants of Mongolian-Tatar barbarians. They were willing to pay highest bid. You said no, Russian Ministry of Magic is highest bidder.”
Morgana narrowed her eyes. As much as they had benefited from their one-time relationship, she didn’t trust this man. She’d done her reading on her way here, on the hidden train of the Trans-Siberian Railway, wearing more and more furs the deeper they headed into the Russian Far East. There was a lot in his background that was practically calling out to be mistrusted.
“I know you think, I want something.” He set aside the device he had been picking at and took up the glass, swilling it as one would fine wine. “You are right. You are greatest thief of artefacts, reminding wizards and witches of their heritage. Returning it to them.”
“You’re giving me too much credit, Lysenkov. Or… Vyacheslav?”
[5] It was the first time she dared utter his name. The bar made it seem as if he was a revered figure, a living legend.
“Lysenkov. All this worship, too much for me.” He shook his head, long grey hair cascading over his shoulders as he did so. “I have nothing worth holding above your head. Too much credit? No, never enough. You sell them to highest bidder, but always taking back what belongs to us. Travelling across the land to find our people’s memories? You should be comrade.”
Morgana frowned. All she had done was to track down the missing caches based on the reports of ‘the Treasures of Yaroslav’, as the Russian Ministry of Magic had commissioned her to do so before Muggles found them. Some of the caches had held magical artefacts from the time of the Mongol-Tatar invasions and might have borne hefty curses and jinxes. The fact that several other parties came to tussle with negotiations and prices was only to be expected, but they were all outbid by the Russian Ministry anyway.
It had been Lysenkov who had sent important information about the clues in the map she was supposed to follow but lost due to heavy snows. Some of it had been
quite sensitive, and she had sensed that if the Russian Ministry knew that she knew some things about them now she might not be allowed to leave the country. But he had his spies leave a note for her on how to solve the puzzles, and in return all he had written was “Pay it forward!” No one in the criminal underworld was that kind.
No one. “What is it that you want, Lysenkov?” she said, watching him drink that eye-watering concoction without so much as a flinch.
He finished the glass and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand with a satisfied sound. She saw the unmistakable etched ink under the hem of one of his fingerless gloves. Not surprising.
“You steal things, yes?” The old man leaned forward in his creaky seat. “I need you to do job for me, Madame le Fay. Stealing timeless piece out of Russia. Valuable. Russian Ministry wants it. But, I will be your highest bidder.”
Well, she wasn’t surprised at that either. She leaned back in her uncomfortable seat. “What is it?” she asked. “And handling requirements. I deal with special requests of that sort.”
Lysenkov laughed. “Handling requirements? No need! Sure, could do with pretty lady… but no, Lysenkov, Lysander here, too old for that. Artefact is
me, Madame le Fay.”