3 January 2012

St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries is confirming the existence of the rumored ‘magical measles’, a mysterious illness spreading among wizarding folk. Those affected experience flu-like symptoms but more importantly the complete inability to perform any magic at all.

“We’ve never seen anything like it before, and don’t call it that. Alliteration aside, it has nothing to do with the measles,” said Miranda Storm, Head Healer. The official name is Praecantatio Deliquus and it is a totally new phenomenon.

“We are working hard to find a cure, but currently the malady appears to be running its course.”

St. Mungo’s informs the Daily Prophet that Praecantatio Deliquus has not been linked to contact with squibs. A representative from SQUEAL (Squib Union for Equality and Liberation)  says the false connection is deeply problematic.

“This vicious rumor will only serve to further ostracize and marginalize the non-magical community. We are just as much a part of magicul culture as anyone else. Perhaps this epidemic will give magicfolk at least a brief insight into what squibs go through. Honestly,” said Jocelyn Poe.

Thus far, St. Mungo’s has no treatment for the condition, but it does seem to clear up in two to three weeks. “Plenty of fluids, avoid any magical remedies, and exercise caution around enchantments. As yet, we don’t have a lot of information about how magic affects the ailing.”

There have been no fatalities attributed to Praecantatio Deliquus, but some injuries have been reported.

“It is contagious! Bugger, almost forgot to say. It’s contagious. Please visit St. Mungo’s if you begin to experience flu-like symptoms or get spat out by the Floo. Then be sure isolate yourself as much as possible.”