Alright. Fine. Lazarus' side glance towards him might have had a point; Anton's choice of words were probably not ideal.
But, it wasn't like Anton had any clue how these sorts of interactions were supposed to go. He still didn't know who this blond woman was or what kind of legitimate authority was behind those very authoritative words. Or, the very prominently raised wand. (Which, Anton had to remind himself was a more impressive gesture than one would assume from a simple, raised stick).
Then. In quick succession, two things happened.
Foxy, as Lazarus had called her, was talking about taking Anton to the Ministry. The Ministry! Normally, Anton's stubborn, stereotypically teenager belief that youth made one invincible tempted him to shrug off the formality as unnecessary. The normal course of action was trumped by the prospect of seeing the Ministry of Magic!
And, Lazarus...
After Foxy fired off a few fireworks, Lazarus turned into a bat! A bat! Like, with wings and tiny, pudgy legs and a mouse-like body and really funny cat-ears. Bat!
"Holy shit!" Anton exclaimed, excitedly, pointing at the spot where the old, moody fellow had been standing a moment ago. His gaze flickered back and forth between Foxy and the empty spot, looking for proof she'd seen what he'd seen. "Did you see that? Shit! He turned into a bat! That was effing, oh em gee awesome!"
This was shaping up to be one of the best and most amazing Christmas Eves ever. Especially if he sealed his trip to the Ministry with a bow on top.
"Oh man, Foxy, thank you," he offered, assuming the name the vampire had used did belong to the woman. "I wasn't sure how much was safe to say in front of him and I, well, I still don't really know who you are." He rubbed at his neck with a hand, wincing slightly as the bruises protested. "But, it's lucky you came along. I wasn't sure anyone had heard my screaming."