The world, Deus thought (not without a considerable amount of fondness), was full of idiots.
This was the only conclusion he could come to after a twelve hour shift on his feet, following an even longer stretch of sleeplessness to meet a deadline for Delphinea Delacroix's newest novel, The Werewolf Who Loved Me, which was, Deus was proud to admit, the absolute worst of his works so far and was therefore liable to be a hit with his target demographic. There was something about Halloween and its myriad of parties and celebrations and remembrances that just made people silly. Or melancholy. Or overexcited. Or any number of things, none of which Deus could apply to himself at the moment.
He'd had to undo more than one ill-conceived transfiguration on articles of costuming that had either overenthusiastically attached themselves to their magical hosts, or otherwise caused challenges – they'd had to cut the last woman out of her corset, which she had enchanted to take the breathe away of anyone who looked on it, not accounting for her own need to breathe. There had been potion consumptions gone awry, and the usual bits of botched spellwork brought about by drunken revelry.
All in all, an entertaining—if exhausting—night, and it would only get more so as the real day itself approached. Still, as Deus skimmed a copy of the Prophet that someone had left behind, noting the long and winding lists of name, he had to admit that if nothing else, no one had died on his shift today. There was that, and it was no small thing. A few folks wouldn't ever quite be the same, sure, but they had their lives, and people were nothing if not adaptive.
He was evidence of that himself, wasn't he? It wasn't fair to say he'd cleaned up his act since his school days, but he'd quieted the signals considerably, gone from outlandish ridiculousness to the occasionally wry quip and borderline respectability. It was one thing to be an overzealous, mischievous student skirting expulsion. It was another entirely to be a legal wizard, teetering on the edge of criminal activities he wasn't entirely on board with, while holding down a full-time job that actually did some decent in the world as well as a second job that…well he couldn't really call his alter-ego Delphinea's body of work decent, but it was certainly stimulating. And he'd be out of both jobs if people weren't, as previously established, silly sometimes.
"I'll take whatever yeh've on tap, yeah? An' one fer whoever comes in next." He tapped the Prophet, with its list of the dead and gone. "Fer a toast." To what would depend on who took him up, he supposed.