A Heavy Heart
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Saturday 1st October
To my dearest readers,
No gossip from your devoted editor today. It is with sadness and compassion that I have to bring you some most unfortunate news. Recently I have grown concerned over a decline in sensibilities of our beloved and, let’s be honest, the witch we all love to hate, Lil Snigger. It is with a heavy heart that Lil Snigger and us at Witch Weekly have had to part ways due to the witch’s problematic and damaging addiction to experimenting with magical mushrooms.
One can only hope, my darling little bees, that Lil finds the help that she needs to once more become a whole and happy person. We at Witch Weekly wish her the best in making the healthy choices that will guide her back to a good wellbeing. I can only apologise to anyone that her problem may have affected throughout the past couple of weeks.
My love, 
[1 Oct] A Heavy Heart