[27 Sep] Starcrust Pizza [Edgar] Tags: September 27 2011 September 2011 Edgar Carstairs Koko Yukawa Johann Spectre Mighty is the Quill Read 137 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. [27 Sep] Starcrust Pizza [Edgar] on April 06, 2018, 02:47:22 PM The letter is signed in glitter blue ink, with flourish. Although this letter is a skilled forgery, it has not come from the supposed sender - though any responses will be returned to the witch herself.Recipient: Edgar CarstairsSTARDUST THEATRETHE PIAZZACOVENT GARDENLONDON27/09/2011Mr Carstairs!I watched the performance of A Midsummer Night’s Dream with rapt attention in the park, only for the sake of a well cast cushioning charm. If not I would not have enjoyed the skill and talent of the glorious cast owing to my intolerable arse ache.Witch Weekly would ADORE to do a full three page feature on you, sir. THREE PAGES. That’s a whole two and a half pages than our last mention and minus the misprint of Starcrust at the Pizza[1], I promise. We’ll even come take photographs, which is more than Cuffe and his stingy crew are prepared to do for you. All I ask in return are front row tickets for me and seven guests in your comfiest seats to your next performance. Gratis. Champagne wouldn’t go amiss at the interval, and a pink flamingo. Yours,LIL SNIGGER 1. Probably true, and spotted by the true author, though probably nothing to do with Koko Skip to next post Re: [27 Sep] Starcrust Pizza [Edgar] Reply #1 on April 07, 2018, 04:32:21 AM A response arrives in a rainbow coloured envelope, using just as much (if not more) glittery ink.To: Lil Snigger. Witch Weekly HQ, Diagon Alley. From: Edgar C. Miss (or Merlin forbid, Mrs.) Snigger,I am sorry to hear of your aching arse at the expense of our theatre. A three page feature is taken to be a threat, on this stage, but thank you nonetheless for the offer. Please don't bother using your 'journalistic' credentials for future performances. Our ushers have been given instructions to see you out. Quite Sincerely,Edgar C. Skip to next post
[27 Sep] Starcrust Pizza [Edgar] on April 06, 2018, 02:47:22 PM The letter is signed in glitter blue ink, with flourish. Although this letter is a skilled forgery, it has not come from the supposed sender - though any responses will be returned to the witch herself.Recipient: Edgar CarstairsSTARDUST THEATRETHE PIAZZACOVENT GARDENLONDON27/09/2011Mr Carstairs!I watched the performance of A Midsummer Night’s Dream with rapt attention in the park, only for the sake of a well cast cushioning charm. If not I would not have enjoyed the skill and talent of the glorious cast owing to my intolerable arse ache.Witch Weekly would ADORE to do a full three page feature on you, sir. THREE PAGES. That’s a whole two and a half pages than our last mention and minus the misprint of Starcrust at the Pizza[1], I promise. We’ll even come take photographs, which is more than Cuffe and his stingy crew are prepared to do for you. All I ask in return are front row tickets for me and seven guests in your comfiest seats to your next performance. Gratis. Champagne wouldn’t go amiss at the interval, and a pink flamingo. Yours,LIL SNIGGER 1. Probably true, and spotted by the true author, though probably nothing to do with Koko Skip to next post
Re: [27 Sep] Starcrust Pizza [Edgar] Reply #1 on April 07, 2018, 04:32:21 AM A response arrives in a rainbow coloured envelope, using just as much (if not more) glittery ink.To: Lil Snigger. Witch Weekly HQ, Diagon Alley. From: Edgar C. Miss (or Merlin forbid, Mrs.) Snigger,I am sorry to hear of your aching arse at the expense of our theatre. A three page feature is taken to be a threat, on this stage, but thank you nonetheless for the offer. Please don't bother using your 'journalistic' credentials for future performances. Our ushers have been given instructions to see you out. Quite Sincerely,Edgar C. Skip to next post
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