11 SEPT 2011

The Department of Magical Law Enforcement has piddly little to say about an alleged robbery on a private residence in Devon on 8 September. One wizard was released from St. Mungo's Hospital the following day with injuries hypothesized to have maybe occurred during the possible break-in.

A source close to the non-case said, "If anything was taken, we haven't confirmed it yet."

In a communication that was not an official statement in any way, the MLE assures the public that if anything did occur, it was unreported, and there is no outstanding threat. The public are urged to continue on as if nothing happened because that may, in fact, be the case. Stay tuned to the Daily Prophet for no updates on this disappointing story.