[27 Sep] Don't Keep Harping On! [Harper] Tags: September 2011 September 27 2011 Harper Graves Koko Yukawa Lil Snigger Johann Spectre Mighty is the Quill Read 115 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. [27 Sep] Don't Keep Harping On! [Harper] on April 06, 2018, 12:21:23 PM The letter is signed in glitter blue ink, with flourish. Although this letter is a skilled forgery, it has not come from the supposed sender - though any responses will be returned to the witch herself.The true author observes Harper Graves regularly crossing the Ministry atrium on the way into work, and although doesn’t hate her, considers her assertive enough to wrangle Lil Snigger with true tenacity.Recipient: Harper GravesDEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENTMINISTRY OF MAGICLONDON27/09/2011Ms Graves!Good grief, what were you wearing this morning? Was it sack cloth sewn with knitting needle taken from the back of the grocer’s on Diagon? Did you specifically choose it to emphasise your thunder-thighs and sag your tits? I’ve seen better dressed grandmothers. You age yourself. I would have stopped to say, but you know me, more important people to interview. If it’s a tactic to dissuade the rabid affections of the nation’s favourite insane criminal, then darling, it’s working. Enclosing pages 37-40 of our latest issue for your urgent style advice. Because, good Merlin, he may be my boss, but he deserves to date something better looking. Yours,LIL SNIGGER Skip to next post Re: [27 Sep] Don't Keep Harping On! [Harper] Reply #1 on April 07, 2018, 04:41:22 AM A tersely written letter, sent on Ministry memo paperLil SniggerWitch WeeklyLondonWasn't enough, pissig off Pratt? Don't make me march my thunder thighs into your office on harassment charges. Harper GravesAttorney Skip to next post
[27 Sep] Don't Keep Harping On! [Harper] on April 06, 2018, 12:21:23 PM The letter is signed in glitter blue ink, with flourish. Although this letter is a skilled forgery, it has not come from the supposed sender - though any responses will be returned to the witch herself.The true author observes Harper Graves regularly crossing the Ministry atrium on the way into work, and although doesn’t hate her, considers her assertive enough to wrangle Lil Snigger with true tenacity.Recipient: Harper GravesDEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENTMINISTRY OF MAGICLONDON27/09/2011Ms Graves!Good grief, what were you wearing this morning? Was it sack cloth sewn with knitting needle taken from the back of the grocer’s on Diagon? Did you specifically choose it to emphasise your thunder-thighs and sag your tits? I’ve seen better dressed grandmothers. You age yourself. I would have stopped to say, but you know me, more important people to interview. If it’s a tactic to dissuade the rabid affections of the nation’s favourite insane criminal, then darling, it’s working. Enclosing pages 37-40 of our latest issue for your urgent style advice. Because, good Merlin, he may be my boss, but he deserves to date something better looking. Yours,LIL SNIGGER Skip to next post
Re: [27 Sep] Don't Keep Harping On! [Harper] Reply #1 on April 07, 2018, 04:41:22 AM A tersely written letter, sent on Ministry memo paperLil SniggerWitch WeeklyLondonWasn't enough, pissig off Pratt? Don't make me march my thunder thighs into your office on harassment charges. Harper GravesAttorney Skip to next post
[27 Sep] Don't Keep Harping On! [Harper]