[27 Sep] Pratt by Name, Pratt by Nature [Ed]

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[27 Sep] Pratt by Name, Pratt by Nature [Ed]

on April 06, 2018, 11:45:36 AM

The letter is signed in glitter blue ink, with flourish. Although this letter is a skilled forgery, it has not come from the supposed sender - though any responses will be returned to the witch herself.

Recipient:
Edward Pratt
DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
MINISTRY OF MAGIC
LONDON

27/09/2011

Mr Pratt!

So sorry to hear of the breakdown of your second marriage. Was it the long hours at work, your intolerable children or your inability to well, get it up? Did she decide there were better, stiffer, brooms to ride?

My sources tell me you are taking separation well. Offloading your many offspring onto aurors to babysit and losing your temper. How are you still Head Auror again? Was it because you’re less of a liability in an office than the field?

Care for a long, hard interview to set me straight?

Yours,


LIL SNIGGER

Re: [27 Sep] Pratt by Name, Pratt by Nature [Ed]

Reply #1 on April 07, 2018, 02:17:21 AM

A copy of the letter above is folded and placed within the envelope to accompany the new letter quilled by Ed Pratt. The lettering is clearly formed by an angry wizard with a dislike for handwriting. There is a coffee stain on the top left corner.

Genevieve García-Gamp
Witch Weekly Headquarters

Mrs Gamp,

Rein-in your monkey.

Head Auror Pratt
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