[27 Sep] Buckets of Barney Rubble... [Cuffe]

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[27 Sep] Buckets of Barney Rubble... [Cuffe]

on April 06, 2018, 11:09:18 AM

The letter is signed in glitter blue ink, with flourish. Although this letter is a skilled forgery, it has not come from the supposed sender - though any responses will be returned to the witch herself.

Recipient:
Barnabas Cuffe
DAILY PROPHET
DIAGON ALLEY
LONDON

27/09/2011

Barney!

I wonder if you have seen my latest scoop on Ira Almasy’s lovechild, the absolutely adorable but murderous Feliks Spectre? He has the curls and little cheeks to die for, doesn’t he?

Of course you’ve read it, it was SO good after all, and you MUST know that Balfour Spectre marched into the offices and hexed Sandy for it. It was fireworks, but the twit has let Spectre get off with just a warning or some nonsense. You realise what an opportunity missed by Misslethorpe’s stammering and nerves? He let Spectre walk all over him.

And as for Madam Editor. Don’t get me started, Barney. The things I could tell you!

Well, you know with such success one is always on the lookout for a better place to write, just as an editor-in-chief is always looking for the very best of talent.

So how’s about it? Free for lunch?

Yours,


LIL SNIGGER

Re: [27 Sep] Buckets of Barney Rubble... [Cuffe]

Reply #1 on April 06, 2018, 12:26:39 PM

Cuffe's response was in a barely legible, violent scrawl.


Whatever your name is,

If we wanted to have a reporter of your sort on our staff we'd have hired a paper bag full of refuse and sequins ages ago. But worry not: expect my next communication in print.

Kindly, dearest,

Cuffe

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