Memorandum

To: Abby Reid, DMLE.
From: Virgil Carstairs, DOM.

Unicorn Girl Girl Girl

We haven't talked in like a week. Are you busy bullying the aurors? It can't possibly be the other way around.

I can't talk about my work but let's just say it's insufferable. Distract me.


V

To: Virgil Carstairs, DOM.
From: Abby Reid, DMLE.


Bored boy bored boy, whatcha gonna do. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you!

It's a crime to be stuck here so late. I'd like to arrest your grumpy cousin. No? That won't go over well? Oh damn. I can't leave until he leaves. I don't even know what he's doing. He's asked for more tea. BRB.

Back. I'm about to break into this chocolate. Did you know? Spoiler alert! Level Two is making me help put together little 'gift packages' for everyone at the Ministry. There's a box of chocolates in each of them and pamphlets about keeping your spirits up around dementors. Here, I'll doodle my own version of it for you:

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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(I can't draw! That's a hand pointing, not a wand. Or anything else. Don't show Nick)

1.	Below the heading, a doodle of a dementor in a ragged robe pointing with a skeletal hand.

Noooo don't show it to anyone!! ok fine.

That's fine.

When the Comedy Police come for you, I'll just stand back and say it's Level 9's. Not mine, nope.

What is up with C? Why can't C see what is right in front of him? I have lots of chocolate. I've already made the executive decision not to hand it out to every single person, because some people just don't deserve chocolate, and OMG, I'm starting to become grumpy, too!

I can either save you an extra box of chocolates, send one to you now through the wonders of floating memos, or - orrrrr! - you can come visit me on L2 once you're done because I know I'll still be stuck here![1]

 

1.	There is an arrow leading from the smiley face to the underlined option

Your BOSS saw it?

V!

AHEM! You're not taking the fall, unless it's a silly trust fall during team building. I'll still be here in half an hour, an hour, a few hours (the trainee who used to cover this desk left me a pillow, how kind!), so mosey on down whenever and let's cause some mischief.

Ministry rules are made to be broken!

^_~