Dear Witch Weekly,
In the interest of bachelorettes everywhere, we, the secret society of Winsome and Wise Witches have a few additions to offer! Please see below .

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CLASSIC CHOICES

Edwin Glass
Age: 61 years old
Interests: Drinking wine, candlelight dinners, fruity flavoured lip salves and stamp collecting
Job: Minister for Magic
Exciting fact: Edwin used to experiment with flying cars (naughty boy!)
Why smooch? Our poor Minister has had a hard time finding love. But with lips like those, we don’t see why! He's old and he looks like raw clay, that's why!

Flash Lockhart
Age: 40 years old
Interests: Fashion, quidditch and morris dancing
Job: Head of the Department for Magical Games and Sports
Exciting fact: Flash has a fake left leg due to a flying accident but he doesn’t let that hold him back, if you know what we mean.
Why smooch? He’s loud and he’s proud so you better make sure that muffling charm is well rehearsed.

Alec Carter
Age: 50 years old
Interests: Menageries, ancient Scandinavian literature, restoring antique Wireless sets.
Job: Head of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures
Exciting fact: This fine example of a man has regularly been spotted going skinny dipping in the River Cam!
Why smooch? He can handle a dragon but maybe it’s time to see if this divorcee can handle a REAL witch!Don't be silly, all witches are real witches.

Sebastian Darkfall
Age: 47 years old
Interests: Cleanliness and Medieval Architecture
Job: Head of Slytherin & Potions Master at Hogwarts
Exciting fact: This snake in disguise was nothing less than a Healer and an Irish saint in the last wizarding war!
Why smooch? The man is half-veela, what else do you need to know?

HUNKY HEROES

Corduroy Canterbury
Age: 41 years old
Interests: Quidditch (obviously), hipster coffee shops, Victorian bed linen.
Job: Flying Instructor & Quidditch Coach at Hogwarts
Exciting fact: A former Beater for Puddlmore United, this towering hunk had to beat off his lady fans!
Why smooch? It’s time to finally realise your fantasy of dating a Quidditch player, witches, without the drawbacks of a huge ego!

Edward Pratt
Age: 35 years old
Interests: Quidditch, walking his dog and performing pranks on his colleagues. Those green eyes can cause Vertigio!
Job: Head Auror
Exciting fact: Eddie has tried to quit his job twice but is so popular with the aurors that they can’t bear to see him go! His memos are like a form of crossword puzzles, you’ll never get bored.
Why smooch? He’s fertile and clearly has no trouble falling in love. Could he fall in love with you?

Kurby Bagnold
Age: 33 years old
Interests: Subduing werewolves and other dangerous creatures with his bare hands and rippling muscles.
Job: Head of the WCU at the Ministry of Magic. If you can get past the silver, you’ll find a heart of gold
Exciting fact: This tough bloke lost a leg in a wrestle with a werewolf, there was enough left for healers to grow it back.
Why smooch? Don’t let the frown fool you, ladies, it only means he's delicious where it counts! Will save your arse while grumbling, it’s a skill!

Neville Longbottom
Age: 31 years old
Interests: Wrestling snakes, knitting, tea leaf reading
Job: Auror
Exciting fact: Neville grew up living with his elderly grandma, can you think of a sweeter upbringing?
Why smooch? We can’t think of anyone else we’d like to save us from the dark lord with those dark eyes! It's Neville Longbottom! Enough said. Check in with desk witch Sandra, Level Two, to join the fan club.

Omari Warrington
Age: 34 years old
Interests: Travelling, collecting fine china, square dancing.
Job: Auror and Quidditch pro in the conference room!
Exciting fact: This strapping Auror has just returned from travels in South Africa! Who knows what tricks he’s picked up while abroad?
Why smooch? If you’re feeling frightened by Dementors and Dark Wizards, there’s nobody better to keep those fears away! Sends the best postcards. Best. Hugs.

BOOK SMART BOYS

Ravindar Singh
Age: 37 years old
Interests: Meditation, fire-eating, yoga retreats on the Gold Coast.
Job: Head of Gryffindor & Transfiguration Professor at Hogwarts
Exciting fact: Ravindar is a registered animagus, with the VERY manly form of a Bengal Tiger!
Why smooch? Clever, experienced, gorgeous AND (to deal with those Gryffindors) patient! What’s not to love? We can personally vouch for his patience!

Cepheus Gamp
Age: 34 years old
Interests: Vampires, cats, anything with fangs we guess?
Job: Head of Being Division
Exciting fact: A secret Casanova and maestro of scandalous threesomes with the likes of Margo Amherst and Nate Hawk!
Why smooch? Who knows what a tongue can do if it can get around speaking Gobbledegook!

Draco Malfoy
Age: 31 years old
Interests: Brooding, still life painting and Blast-Ended Skrewt breeding.
Job: Potions Master
Exciting fact: Draco has recently come back onto the market after a terrible break up with a cheating wife who ran away with a centaur. That’s gotta hurt!
Why smooch? Don’t you just love the word master? Will he master you once you heal his broken heart?

Sandy Misslethorpe
Age: 48 years old
Interests: Saving lives, reading, long walks with that one special person, colourful teapots.
Job: Deputy Head Healer at St Mungo’s Hospital
Exciting fact: Risked his life saving his girlfriend from the giant squid in the Hogwarts lake when he was 15, what a hero!
Why smooch? Let’s ignore that fact that this man owns a magazine and think about what those healing hands could do, ladies!

YOUNG CONTENDERS

Xavier Tawse
Age: 18 years old
Interests: Whisky, bar fights, anyone sensing a pattern? Don’t let the bar fights fool you – he’s about as dangerous as a puffskein
Job: Galleonaire Socialite, Owner of Wentworth Menageries.
Exciting fact: Can tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue.
Why smooch? Besides the cherry stem thing? He knows how to party and is looking for a tough lady to finally straighten him out. Prefers bantering to boxing, all in that lovely drawl!

Sasha Shlagenweit
Age: 18 years old
Interests: Books, horses, muggle…. stuff. Fluent in German and amusing German swears. Accomplishes more in the morning than most people do in a lifetime
Job: Student at Cambridge (muggle) University.
Exciting fact: Knows SIXTEEN different forms of ballroom dancing. Secret prince (of my our hearts)
Why smooch? Shy gentleman in the streets - who knows what in the sheets? His blush! Healer of hex wounds and bearer of housewarming gifts, always considerate, those skills must transfer elsewhere!

Virgil Carstairs
Age: 18 years old
Interests: Theatre, Flowers, his collection of novelty lamps. + weird whale sounds!
Job: Unspeakable-in-Training, secret master chef/baker, and ability to make your dreams come true
Exciting fact: You might not recognise him without all the make-up but this is the same actor who graced Stardust’s stage as Rapunzel and Peter Pan!
Why smooch? Actor, enigmatic Unspeakable. Try your hand with this man of mystery! His words will woo you, and we suspect that’s just the beginning

Honorable mention and shout out goes to Jonas Trevleyan, who is Not Single, but an absolutely lovely redheaded hunky hunk who keeps us all sane with his jokes, his corny Cornishness, and his neverending patience. We <3 you!