Editor's Letter
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Saturday 10th September
Well, my darling readers, I have been out to stir up some real salacious gossip for you this week. And the heart of the gossip? St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.
News on Diagon Alley is that St Mungo’s trainee healer moonlights as a rather lustful Lady of the Night. Sources report seeing her with the likes of hunky Level 4 Head Alec Carter, filthy rich obliviator Mihai Zampiera and even our dear Minister’s Assistant, Evangeline Kuester. It is important, my loyal fans, to reiterate that this is merely gossip, but if I wore boots like Elixa Mordent with not a shred of clothing under my coat, I would be raking it in.
Now, it will come as no surprise to you that I have taken a perhaps unhealthy interest in the life of Lawrence Musgrave, former associate of the husband we should never talk about. After months of waiting, we finally have news on what has been done with the demented wizard himself.
Has Lawrence been taken to Azkaban?
Has he been given a sentence imposed on only the most deplorable of criminals?
No, dear readers. In late August, Lawrence Musgrave was secretly taken to St Mungo’s Hospital to be treated and looked after by our Head Healer herself.
An emotional reunion of past lovers one might suggest? Or does she plan to finish the job her husband failed at? Only time will tell, and I can promise you, my loyal fans, my lips won’t remain sealed for long.All my love,
Queen G
[Sept 10th] Editor's Letter