"What the hell is a guastafestas?"
            "Ask Virgil, he knows."

Oh, Piselli really did have her knickers in a knot. Virgil paused in his supercilious nibbling and glanced from the witch to Bevans with a soft snort. "Killjoy. Spoilsport. Schllllagenweit," his tongue pulled at the L like it was a sin: he had nothing against his peer in that sense but there was no denying that Sasha was a few laughs short of a successful punchline.

Nick's response to Virgil's nosey prying did little to satisfy curiosity. It was a bit worrying. Virgil liked sex as much as the next fellow - he thought it was fun and stimulating, and could be put to clever use in conversation.  He just didn't understand how Bevans and the others could keep harping at it.

As far as recreation went, sex hardly seemed like the most interesting sport.

"I suppose it's good to know those quidditch breeches aren't lying," the Slytherin murmured and finished off his peach. A brief glimpse into Bevans' head[1] told him that it wasn't all cocks and arses, so that reassured him of his future flatmate's persona.

1.	Legilimency, witch permission from Cody.

Nicholas just gave Zia a look when she all but snapped at Virgil, apparently for knowing a word.  Anyone else, well not anyone, he might have said something, but he saw no reason to get in the middle of this one.  And besides, Virgil didn't seem to care, as he answered without Nicholas even having to ask again.

"OhhhhKay," Talk about awkward spoilsports.  "So no Josh then,"  Nicholas grinned, "Fine by me."  Merlin, that was yet another thing he wouldn't miss about Hogwarts.

"Bigger than yours?"

Nicholas grabbed one of his socks from the pile of his clothes and threw it at Zia.  "How could you ask such a thing?"  He asked, before laughing and continuing.  "I'm not going to answer that.  You will have to ask him."

He heard Virgil murmur something about quidditch breeches and turned to the other boy, "So you have been looking!"  He popped a slice of peach into his mouth and chewed for a moment.  "Just wait till he's walking  around the flat with just the breeches on."  He made a sound in the back of his throat that said exactly what he thought about such a sight.