[March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Tags: Isla Spectre Balthair Spectre March 11 2011 March 2011 Ignan Storm Read 212 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] on October 24, 2016, 01:35:57 PM Seanair, I have a dilema. There was a silly series of events and it is really complicated so it is easyer to tell you in person instead of in a letter. The short vershun is this. I WAS ILL ADVISED AND I AM GOING TO DIE. But my future killer will be apeased by some whisky. He does not like chocolate which I cant even IMAGINE because well you know how I am with sweets. I am in big trouble with Professor Ignan Storm. I do not think it is smart to send alcohol to me to give to him because I am underage and I dont want anyone else to get in trouble to. Yes I am bribing him so maybe he will look at me kinder. I am not above bribry. I miss you so much and want to give you a big hug. Spring holiday is soon so we will need to meet and get butterbeer. I will pay because I have an ALLOWANCE so dont you worry about that. I love you so much!!!!! MWAH!!! (that was me kissing your cheek not a diaballicul laugh)Love,Isla Skip to next post Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #1 on October 24, 2016, 02:04:11 PM Isla Spectre, Hogwarts~ Balthair Spectre, Edinburgh ~Isla,What in Odin's name have you done to your poor Professor to warrant murder, my dear? You are quite right not to present him with the whiskey yourself but I am hesitant to agree that he will look on it kindly whichever way. Bribery is ordinarily frowned upon.I take it you wish me to owl said whiskey to him? This is the Storm who is related to your uncle Balfour's partner, is he not? If we are extremely lucky he may not see it as bribery. Do write back advising on the type of whiskey your teacher might prefer.And it goes without saying - not a word to anyone else.Yours,Seanair12th MARCH 2011 Skip to next post Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #2 on October 24, 2016, 04:23:51 PM Delivered by Alistiar's grumpy owl, Owl Pacino, on the evening of the 12thSeanair,What happened was that Yohan and I were writing and he decided to proofread aka WRITE a paper for me and I dumbed it down. Professer Storm is to smart to fall for that and I can feel him judgeing me and hateing me. He is related to Yohan so I think that makes the entire situation way more complecated. I do not drink whisky so I do not know what is good. Maybe firewhisky??? I bribed a house elf named GRUNDLY and he said OGDENS was the choice for Storm. I do not know if that is firewhisky or not. My web of bribry is getting huge. Thank you for your degression.[1] Love, Isla 1. Discretion. She means discretion. Skip to next post Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #3 on October 24, 2016, 04:49:36 PM Isla Spectre, Hogwarts~ Balthair Spectre, Edinburgh ~Isla, dearest.We will listen to Grundly's wise words and I will seek out a bottle of Ogden's from the cellar this night. Worry not. Yohan Johann no doubt meant well - in fact I am sure now it is as good a sign as any that he fits in - but let us try to do or own work next time. How many others have you attempted to bribe? Please send my love to your brother and cousins.Sincerely,Seanair13th MARCH 2011 Skip to next post Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #4 on October 26, 2016, 11:08:17 PM Seanair, Your A LIFESAVER!!!!! I love you! Alistair says this plan wont work but he has no faith. If I do not write soon please asume I am dead.Love,Isla Skip to next post
[March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] on October 24, 2016, 01:35:57 PM Seanair, I have a dilema. There was a silly series of events and it is really complicated so it is easyer to tell you in person instead of in a letter. The short vershun is this. I WAS ILL ADVISED AND I AM GOING TO DIE. But my future killer will be apeased by some whisky. He does not like chocolate which I cant even IMAGINE because well you know how I am with sweets. I am in big trouble with Professor Ignan Storm. I do not think it is smart to send alcohol to me to give to him because I am underage and I dont want anyone else to get in trouble to. Yes I am bribing him so maybe he will look at me kinder. I am not above bribry. I miss you so much and want to give you a big hug. Spring holiday is soon so we will need to meet and get butterbeer. I will pay because I have an ALLOWANCE so dont you worry about that. I love you so much!!!!! MWAH!!! (that was me kissing your cheek not a diaballicul laugh)Love,Isla Skip to next post
Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #1 on October 24, 2016, 02:04:11 PM Isla Spectre, Hogwarts~ Balthair Spectre, Edinburgh ~Isla,What in Odin's name have you done to your poor Professor to warrant murder, my dear? You are quite right not to present him with the whiskey yourself but I am hesitant to agree that he will look on it kindly whichever way. Bribery is ordinarily frowned upon.I take it you wish me to owl said whiskey to him? This is the Storm who is related to your uncle Balfour's partner, is he not? If we are extremely lucky he may not see it as bribery. Do write back advising on the type of whiskey your teacher might prefer.And it goes without saying - not a word to anyone else.Yours,Seanair12th MARCH 2011 Skip to next post
Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #2 on October 24, 2016, 04:23:51 PM Delivered by Alistiar's grumpy owl, Owl Pacino, on the evening of the 12thSeanair,What happened was that Yohan and I were writing and he decided to proofread aka WRITE a paper for me and I dumbed it down. Professer Storm is to smart to fall for that and I can feel him judgeing me and hateing me. He is related to Yohan so I think that makes the entire situation way more complecated. I do not drink whisky so I do not know what is good. Maybe firewhisky??? I bribed a house elf named GRUNDLY and he said OGDENS was the choice for Storm. I do not know if that is firewhisky or not. My web of bribry is getting huge. Thank you for your degression.[1] Love, Isla 1. Discretion. She means discretion. Skip to next post
Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #3 on October 24, 2016, 04:49:36 PM Isla Spectre, Hogwarts~ Balthair Spectre, Edinburgh ~Isla, dearest.We will listen to Grundly's wise words and I will seek out a bottle of Ogden's from the cellar this night. Worry not. Yohan Johann no doubt meant well - in fact I am sure now it is as good a sign as any that he fits in - but let us try to do or own work next time. How many others have you attempted to bribe? Please send my love to your brother and cousins.Sincerely,Seanair13th MARCH 2011 Skip to next post
Re: [March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair] Reply #4 on October 26, 2016, 11:08:17 PM Seanair, Your A LIFESAVER!!!!! I love you! Alistair says this plan wont work but he has no faith. If I do not write soon please asume I am dead.Love,Isla Skip to next post
[March 11-] A Bribe [Balthair]