Garrick,

I know you and Shona have been busy with handling Hogwarts' incompetence. I am sure that it has made improvements since you two have joined the staff. However, this is not why I am writing.

I have found love or something like it. It is in your best interest to visit soon and meet your new grandfather. He is older than I am, and nearly as wealthy. Who knows how much longer he will be with us? I am likely to inherit everything, I am sure you two will get along.

Sincerely,
Charlie

What- no.

What.


...Actually, no. I don't want to know. Please share with him my condolences congratulations.

Do I know this guy?


     Rick

Garrick,

Tristan Valliancourt.

Charlie

Charlie,

Congratulations on your newfound love! Tristan is wonderful. He has very fine cheekbones, so I’m sure your children will be beautiful. He follows a rather strict diet and an even stricter daily regimen, but I’m sure you two will have no shortage of things to do together and talk about.

Rick, unfortunately, may need a bit more time to warm up to the idea (he’s been ranting for at least five minutes now; I took pictures), BUT! Forget about him. He’s happy for you, deep down. Truly. :)


Congratulations again! Much love,
     Shona