[Mar 10] Your Biggest Fan [Lil Snigger]

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[Mar 10] Your Biggest Fan [Lil Snigger]

on August 24, 2016, 04:35:12 PM

Earnest Reader
Box 1895
Diagon Alley Post Office

Lil Snigger
Witch Weekly
Diagon Alley
London
Thursday 10th March, 2011

Dear Lil Snigger,

Your articles are delightful, my dear! Such entertainment, such scandal. This week you are a triumph!

Who could consider our young people, so blasé with their relationships, so open to so eagerly share a bed between three. It wouldn’t happen in my day, my dear, for I am 102! Gosh, I was only saying to my cat Tabitha (for my wife long passed away, you see) the other day that those Gamps would not become of anything. Unmarried, and with such ghastly parents. I should hope Miss Woolfolk keeps right away.

And as for Miranda Storm! Well, can one blame her? She has married an old man, she must be so very unhappy. Even a lunatic must be more interesting. Tabitha quite agreed.

Ms Snigger, I do enjoy your stories with such interest each week I felt compelled to write. When Agatha died, I kept up her subscription, for it made me feel she were still here. But now I find myself an avid fan of you each time I open. I read your articles aloud to Tabitha.

It would bring me great joy to receive a signed photograph. Would you make an old wizard happy? And one for Tabitha?

Warmest wishes,


Earnest



P.S. Don’t worry for the address, the post-owls keep getting taken out by the neighbour’s hippogriff, and it does me good to get out to the post office.

Re: [Mar 10] Your Biggest Fan [Lil Snigger]

Reply #1 on September 25, 2016, 04:00:27 PM

The letter is accompanied by a large envelope containing two photographs of Koko Yukawa: she is looking slightly away from the camera, not giving a full-face shot. They are signed in glitter blue ink, with flourish. There is also a small packet of pricey kitty treats.


Recipient:
Earnest Reader
BOX 1895
DIAGON ALLEY POST OFFICE

11/03/2011

Mr Reader!

What a truly appropriate name. It is SO good to hear from my adoring public. Our offices are more used to receiving Howlers instead of letters, I was so pleased to receive your correspondence.

Clearly you and I see eye-to-eye on the matter of Miranda Storm... and poor Miss Woolkfolk of course. I hope that your Agatha would have approved of my articles. We do work TIRELESSLY on forming them. And where would we be without people like you and your late wife??

I've enclosed two signed photographs. Keep them safe! Also, some treats for darling Tabitha. She sounds like a wise cat.


Yours,


LIL SNIGGER
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