Johann Storm
3A, House of Atreus
Knightsbridge
London

Professor I. Storm
Kaldfjord
Fawley Lane
Hogsmeade
Great Britain

Johann,

I have marked the essay as Acceptable.

Cease writing essay notes for your lover’s extended family. Her attempts to rewrite are the only consolation I have for the fact something you wrote for her might have gone into that head instead of bouncing off it. I have yet to decide whether she shall serve one, two or a week’s detention for the deception. Then, I considered who was the adult in this situation, who should really know better than to show off to teenage girls.

I expect delivery of the wine you gifted Miranda for Christmas and she is fond of. A case. Delivery due by Saturday if Isla Spectre is to be spared a second detention.

Regards,

Professor I. Storm
Kaldfjord
Fawley Lane
Hogsmeade
Great Britain

Johann Storm
3A, House of Atreus
Knightsbridge
London

Cousin!

You strike an emotional quandary.

How is life with Miranda in Hogsmeade? I am miffed Balfour and I were not invited to your housewarming, yet Lawrence Musgrave and his dementors were. We make far better guests, the only kissing we do is of each other, and we don’t eat souls. Jokes aside, I hope you are both in good health since and that you are settling in. These dementor matters are getting no better, and that Lil Snigger needs to take a curse between the eyes. But that’s not my style.

The case should arrive Friday. Afford a creative girl one pass for the studious effort to rewrite in her own words.

Fond regards to you and your better half from me and my better man,



P.S. That was at least an exceeds-expectations. I enclose my outline as proof.