[March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Tags: Balfour Spectre Rick Donovan March 20 2011 March 2011 Read 373 times / 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) on June 16, 2016, 07:22:21 AM Written in distinctly cheerful handwriting, on Spectre Clan stationaryTo: Garrick Donovan, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryFrom: Balfour Spectre, House of AtreusRick.So, of course I was vastly amused to hear from Gonchar that you (amongst others) would be joining him to speak at the Hogwarts sex education panel. Congratulations. Sorry I can't be there to watch the looks on their faces when you take out a leather collar. I'm writing because Hollingbury's presence on the speaker list has reminded me that I owe you a steak dinner. Now.... don't be too angry. You might recall my bragging mentioning at some point that I had enjoyed a delightful ménage ŕ trois[1] over Valentine's day. What I failed to clarify was that Johann and I were caught by muggle police down by the Serpentine prior to this.What, you may ask, does your inability to keep it in your pants have to do with a steak dinner?Well. I may or may not have borrowed your name (and accent) before they threw us in the holding cells. I won't blame Johann, even if he did give me the idea by using his ex-boyfri friend's name - that is, Hollingbury's. We got out alright in the end thanks to Mrs L and Cepheus. I did think it was important for you to know, muggle identity and all that.Maybe more than one steak dinner. P.S. I would have written sooner but figured you would be too busy this week to come and throttle me in-personLove, 1. Outraged Public Decency - Feb 14th Skip to next post Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #1 on June 21, 2016, 10:12:02 AM To: Balfour Spectre, House of AtreusFrom: RICK Donovan, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryMarch 21, 2011Balfour.Firstly: what the fuck. Secondly: what the actual fuck. Hollingbury? As in Healer Hollingbury? There is no ‘maybe’ about this, you asshole. Try thirty.Clearly Johann has the absolute worst taste in men. Actually, whoever the third guy was, he does, if he slept with you both.Anyway, stop using my full name. You are not my grandmother. You aren’t anyone’s grandmother.(You would make an ugly as fuck woman, for one.)Fuck you a million with Hollingbury’s face,Rick Skip to next post Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #2 on June 21, 2016, 12:05:17 PM To: Rick D, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryFrom: Balfour S, House of Atreus21st MarchOdin's beard, Rick!Have I missed something? Did arsebadger Hollingbury step on your tail?Johann (and Cepheus, who it was, by the by) have commendable taste in bed partners - but even if I weren't so unreasonably biased and in love with the former.... you appear disproportionately and genuinely upset on paper. I'm at sea!Try not to lunge at the healer when you see him. He has a cactus up where the sun don't shine, as Dietrich would say, and we haven't told him about the incident. Best not to mention Joh as an ex either. I promised I wouldn't let their whole healer/patient debacle slip, and my last letter was rather telling. Thirty steak dinners and shots of whiskey to follow.Sincerely, Skip to next post Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #3 on July 15, 2016, 08:12:00 AM To: Balfour Spectre, House of AtreusFrom: Rick Donovan, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryMarch 22, 2011 Ask Mai. It’s not my story to tell, but—she’s pa family. You know how it is.I’ll pass on your advice to Shona, though. She was even angrier about it than I was; it was my idea to report him, but she was the one ready to storm the hospital.Make the first one a double date and you can count it as two.Rick Skip to next post Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #4 on August 06, 2016, 02:20:48 PM To: R Donovan, Hogwarts. Scotland.From: B Spectre, House of Atreus23rd MarchThank you, I suppose.I will endeavour to talk to Maiko about this the next time we see her in-person. It doesn't sound like something that a letter would do justice? But of course I could never think well of anyone who would abuse that position of power - so sorry about grouping him with you old boy. Double date in Edinburgh. I know the perfect place for it. We'll get a private room.Yours, Skip to next post
[March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) on June 16, 2016, 07:22:21 AM Written in distinctly cheerful handwriting, on Spectre Clan stationaryTo: Garrick Donovan, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryFrom: Balfour Spectre, House of AtreusRick.So, of course I was vastly amused to hear from Gonchar that you (amongst others) would be joining him to speak at the Hogwarts sex education panel. Congratulations. Sorry I can't be there to watch the looks on their faces when you take out a leather collar. I'm writing because Hollingbury's presence on the speaker list has reminded me that I owe you a steak dinner. Now.... don't be too angry. You might recall my bragging mentioning at some point that I had enjoyed a delightful ménage ŕ trois[1] over Valentine's day. What I failed to clarify was that Johann and I were caught by muggle police down by the Serpentine prior to this.What, you may ask, does your inability to keep it in your pants have to do with a steak dinner?Well. I may or may not have borrowed your name (and accent) before they threw us in the holding cells. I won't blame Johann, even if he did give me the idea by using his ex-boyfri friend's name - that is, Hollingbury's. We got out alright in the end thanks to Mrs L and Cepheus. I did think it was important for you to know, muggle identity and all that.Maybe more than one steak dinner. P.S. I would have written sooner but figured you would be too busy this week to come and throttle me in-personLove, 1. Outraged Public Decency - Feb 14th Skip to next post
Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #1 on June 21, 2016, 10:12:02 AM To: Balfour Spectre, House of AtreusFrom: RICK Donovan, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryMarch 21, 2011Balfour.Firstly: what the fuck. Secondly: what the actual fuck. Hollingbury? As in Healer Hollingbury? There is no ‘maybe’ about this, you asshole. Try thirty.Clearly Johann has the absolute worst taste in men. Actually, whoever the third guy was, he does, if he slept with you both.Anyway, stop using my full name. You are not my grandmother. You aren’t anyone’s grandmother.(You would make an ugly as fuck woman, for one.)Fuck you a million with Hollingbury’s face,Rick Skip to next post
Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #2 on June 21, 2016, 12:05:17 PM To: Rick D, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryFrom: Balfour S, House of Atreus21st MarchOdin's beard, Rick!Have I missed something? Did arsebadger Hollingbury step on your tail?Johann (and Cepheus, who it was, by the by) have commendable taste in bed partners - but even if I weren't so unreasonably biased and in love with the former.... you appear disproportionately and genuinely upset on paper. I'm at sea!Try not to lunge at the healer when you see him. He has a cactus up where the sun don't shine, as Dietrich would say, and we haven't told him about the incident. Best not to mention Joh as an ex either. I promised I wouldn't let their whole healer/patient debacle slip, and my last letter was rather telling. Thirty steak dinners and shots of whiskey to follow.Sincerely, Skip to next post
Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #3 on July 15, 2016, 08:12:00 AM To: Balfour Spectre, House of AtreusFrom: Rick Donovan, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and WizardryMarch 22, 2011 Ask Mai. It’s not my story to tell, but—she’s pa family. You know how it is.I’ll pass on your advice to Shona, though. She was even angrier about it than I was; it was my idea to report him, but she was the one ready to storm the hospital.Make the first one a double date and you can count it as two.Rick Skip to next post
Re: [March 20th] Show Them How It's Done (Rick) Reply #4 on August 06, 2016, 02:20:48 PM To: R Donovan, Hogwarts. Scotland.From: B Spectre, House of Atreus23rd MarchThank you, I suppose.I will endeavour to talk to Maiko about this the next time we see her in-person. It doesn't sound like something that a letter would do justice? But of course I could never think well of anyone who would abuse that position of power - so sorry about grouping him with you old boy. Double date in Edinburgh. I know the perfect place for it. We'll get a private room.Yours, Skip to next post
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