Hey hey hey

So Maiko was over getting her birth control charm renewed (I know, my life is fucking exciting) and asking if I wanna talk about condoms and tattoos at your school. I must have wrote later saying sure! super idea! while I was drinking with Bal 'cause  apparently you're giving this talk with me?

Team Contraception, yeah?

Bai thinks it's gonna be great practice for the future. Balfour's having a ball, he slipped a pamphlet from St.Mungo's under my door ("Having the TALK with your adolescent child!!!!"). But serious business wolf lady, let's do an outline for this. More customers and less knocked up ladies. We got this.


Love,

Die Spinne

Dietrich Eisenberg
The Inkwell, Knockturn Alley
London, England

Die Spinne,


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Team Condom, you mean!

For the intro, I was thinking we start off with defining it in layman’s terms – birth control, family planning, anything that would prevent pregnancy. (And STIs, of course, but since that’s Healer Hollingbury’s subject we could just mention it and leave it at that.) Then, we get specific – condoms, charms, tattoos, jewelry, etc. Maybe mention that people have been doing this for ages, but the most effective methods are more recent. Then we introduce you as tattoo artist. It doesn’t have to take long, I think. I’ll ask Maiko.

Bal should stop by again; I have it on good authority that his leather pants would be a hit.


         Bring your appointment book! And give Bai my looooooooove.
         Wolf Lady